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[Stalfos]

You're doing it wrong.

Also, no.

Try again.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Fine fine, you ungrateful pile of bones! <.<


Would you like to read the story I just wrote?

[Stalfos]

YOU DID NOT TRY AGAIN.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Try what again?

[Stalfos]

Judging from the smiley...no.

Tell me, can you heal what father's done? Or fix this hole in a mother's son?

FINISH IT

Lest I stab thee in thine face.

Grawr.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Why are you asking me to finish something that I don't know?

[Stalfos]

You've made your choice.

Should I aim for the eyes or the mouth?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

You should explain what it is that you're trying to make me do <.<


Why do you hurt me so!?!

[Stalfos]

Because you failed to recognize semi-obscure songs by a popular metal band, failed to understand the term 'left hanging', and failed to understand the meaning of the word 'nao'.

Three strikes and you're out.

Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
You know, when all seems well, and I'm pain-free,
You jab another pin
Jab another pin in me...

Ooh, jab it!

And with that...

*Stabs Gabe in the crotch*

Understood?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I've never heard that song before!!


What makes you assume that I have?

[Stalfos]

It's a good song by a band that you seem to have a relatively decent knowledge of?

KALLAWALLABLACKEN?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Is it safe for radio or is it from St. Anger?

[Stalfos]

Fixxxer is from ReLoad, Blackened is from Justice.

Neither are particularly radio-friendly, what with Blackened's length, complexity, and ANNIHILATION MUTILATION DECIMATION HUMAN RACE and Fixxxer's length, wah-ooh*, and vodoo lyrics.

And St. Anger is not safe for humanity, as much as I wish it was.

*THE WAH-OOH IS AWESOME.

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 20 June 2009 - 12:28 AM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

No wonder! The only song from ReLoad I've heard was The Memory Remains


Will you drop this now?

[Stalfos]

No. I've got an excess of knowledge on the subject, and if I want to type your eyes off about it, I WILL

>.>

Anyways, I'm sure you've heard Fuel, haven't you?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I love that band!! As well as Theory of a Dead Man



Do you like Theory of a Dead Man?

[Stalfos]

I've never heard of them.

As I've said, I really need to expand my musical horizons.

Sweep picking is evil?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

What? Anyway, I recommend Megumi Nakajima ^^


Are you the Man Behind the Mask?

[Stalfos]

Wouldn't a mask be kind of unnecesary?

Gum nao?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Don't be absurd. Gum chewing is a nasty habit and you should refrain from doing so, especially seeing as you're a skeleton with no saliva.



So, whatcha doing?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Being me



Do you have a snake?

[Stalfos]

Are you a big fan of paper clips?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Damn it, stalfos!! *stabs*



Will you answer my previous question without a dirty mind?

[Stalfos]

FAINSSEN.

No, I do not hold within my possession an elongate legless carnivorous reptile.

Got pants?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Of course I have pants, my man. Both pants as in underpants and pants as in the American term for trousers. I'm wearing both right now.

Got milk?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Now, I do


Will you cry now that the rest of the Star Wolf team was shot down by Peppy and Miyu? (Yes, I've played Star Fox 2XD)

[Dizzy]

I wouldn't. GOOD RIDDANCE.

Question: Would you pick your nose in front of your crush?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Of course not. I would scratch my nose, though



Do you believe that time's makin' changes? XD

[Wolf O'Donnell]

No, not really. We never seem to learn from history.

Why do you like these forums?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Because of most of the people


Why did you give Ed those panties?