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[Clayvman]

Ganon or Sephoroth because there such evil bad asses.

Do you like AvP movie or games or comic books (one of them)?

[Stew]

I liked Legendary Frogs review of it, but the rest were...rather crappy.

If you could do any one thing with out the consequence of dying, what would you do?

[Vazor]

Dive into the grand canyon, head first. That'd be cool.

The Simpsons: love or hate?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Well, the series didn't start off very well, the middle was excellent and the newest episodes are kinda meh i.e. not very funny.

If you were to become Supreme Dictator of the World, what ridiculously stupid rules would you put in place to exasperate the general population?

[Isis]

I'm not sure...all the extremely stupid rules are already in effect...

How many times have you french kissed someone?

[NightStar]

Too many times to count.

If you were to take over the world, how would you go about doing it?

[Clayvman]

I would take over the world with ether Midgets, pigmys, or drunken monkey's on acid.

What was the funnyest videogame story thats ever happened to you.

[Vazor]

I did find a cat once and have someone call the owner, but it wasn't in a tree.

What's your favorite sports team (and the answer better be the Mets)?

[NightStar]

The Dallas Cowboys (sorry Vazor... gotta be loyal)

Do you enjoy sporting activities?

[Chukchi Husky]

No... they hurt me...

What is your favourite... animal?

[Vazor]

Definitely not wolves (Hah! Take that Nightstar! The Cowboys are almost as Satanic as the Yankees!)

What are better, zepolies or funnel cake?

[NightStar]

Edit: Ignore this double post please. Continue down to the next post.

[NightStar]

Funnel cake, definitely.

Do you enjoy Star Wars?

[Nevermind]

Hella yeah.


What do you think, the round boots, or the square boots?

[Ember]

I'd say round boots

what's your hobby?

[Vazor]

Setting puppies on fire.

What is the greatest rock band EVER?

[NightStar]

KISS

What's your favorite type of music?

[Nevermind]

Punk and Metal.


Do you feel there's a stronger crowd response when they hear songs they know, from a cover band for example, as oppose to original titles?

[Vazor]

Yes, because they like what they're used to (bleh).

OK, here's one that you can get creativity points for: how is our society going to destroy itself?

[Nevermind]

Through overload of human rights. Sooner or later we will be prosecuted for offending ourselves by blinking.

Do you think you could give us a few more possibilities?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Humanity will eventually die from a botched attempt to take over the world by yours truly. It involves taking advantage of the increasing stupidity of humankind thanks to reality TV shows and bad television in general. I will then invade using weapons and airplanes and ships and tanks disguised as candy, in order to screw with the minds of the population.

Unfortunately, the people, because they're stupid, will attempt to eat said candy and thus die from lead poisoning.

There is also the off chance that humanity will accidentally cross Barbara Streisand with Margaret Thatcher and Britney Spears, thus creating a pop artist who will somehow manage to release their apocalypticly bad music that will cause brains all over the world to explode from listening to it.

The worst case scenario is of course if the entire world was turned into a reality TV show, which will destroy any society and create ultimate chaos.

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Have you ever realised that plants during springtime, effectively orgasm all over the place, spreading their equivalent of spermatozoa through the air? Does that make you nauseous and do you know anyone who would get a cheap thrill out of that knowledge?

[NightStar]

Actually... it kind of gives ME a cheap thrill.


What's the best match for your sign?

[Nevermind]

Leo, I think.


What animal are you in the Chinese zodiac?

[Chukchi Husky]

A rabbit...

Do you think that is strange?

[NightStar]

No. I am a rat in the Chinese Zodiac.

Do you have a strange inclination to go join a mofia?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

No, coz I was born in the Year of the Pig.

EDIT: (Darn it! Beaten to the draw by NightStar).

In answer to NightStar's question: I have no idea what a mofia is, so I guess I'll say no.

What are your policies on toxic waste, specifically the sort that Kirby is bound to generate after eating all those monsters?

[Vazor]

It should immediately be disposed of by means of a pooper scooper.

What's the creepiest thing you've ever heard?

[Ember]

the laugh of a face-painted clown... * shudders*

have you ever ridden a horse?

[NightStar]

No... but that will change over this summer vacation.

Do you enjoy bubble baths?