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[Vazor]

Because of glue.

Why do calendars have 12 months?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

What is this, 20 questions? You think I'm the inventor of the calendar or something?

Why is your favourite fruit?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Oranges.


have you ever seen a Pikachu drown?

[Chukchi Husky]

No...

Why am I trapped?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

What? You think I'm psychic or something? How am I supposed to know? I mean, geez! I look at you and see that you're crushed underneath a gigantic Sumo wrestler, but still...! How am I supposed to know with that great big fat Sumo on top of you?

What is the most exciting dream you've ever had?

[Vazor]

If I told you, Rhiannon and Nightstar would slap me...

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I guess it was when I was trying to come up with ideas for my writing projects. I dreampt that i was a girl, fighting monsters. And tada! I had created Yokuzau


How many shots does it take to kill a zombie on Resdent Evil?

[Stalfos]

i don't know!

how many times should i shoot a pikachu?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

As many times as you can let out.


What do you get when you mix a Ditto and a woman?

[Stalfos]

one freaky thing!

what do you get when you mix star wars with zelda?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Something that I'd want to see!!


Have you ever heard of a pokemorph?

[Stalfos]

a what?

do you like the bomberman video games? (for the record, i don't.)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

A little.
(BTW: A pokemorph is a person that has pokemon DNA instilled into their own. They're pretty much a pokemon lycanthrope)


Would being zapped by a powerfull x-ray gun give you super powers?

[Vazor]

Only if you consider cancer a super power.

What is your favorite "Beatles" tune?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

"Come Together"


What's your favorite 'Eric Clapton' tune?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

There's only one. "My Father's Eyes".

BTW, I know a Pokemorph. Name of Jolteon, or preferably J-Cutter. Nice guy. Busy as Heck. Do you know a Pokemorph?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Yeah, an Ivysaur morph. Her name's Iveechan and she's pretty cool.


What doesn't remind you of anything?

[Vazor]

Yatzee. I do not know why.

Why fishsticks?

[Stalfos]

...
...
you confuse me, pancake. *eats vazor*

why is vazor so confusing? and tasty?

[Vazor]

The answers to both of those questions and more will be found when you learn and truly understand the way of the pancake.

What is your favorite dish of pasta?

[Stalfos]

Spagetti!

When will I learn the ways of the pancake?

[Vazor]

When you make your pilgrimage to the peak of IHOP mountain, where I, guru of the pancake arts, will train you in our rituals.

Are you ready for the challenge?

[Stalfos]

YES!!!
(heh heh, IHOP mountain. )
when do i start?

[Vazor]

Right now.

*throws fork and knife into Stalfos's hands*

*regains human form and begins to walk into the dojo*

Is it time for your first lesson?

[Stalfos]

YEAH!!!

What do I do?

[Vazor]

*sits down legs crossed, instructing ^ to do the same*

First, close your eyes, and try to find the pancake inside of you.

Can you see it?

[Stalfos]

err...yes.

why does that scare me so much?

[FalconZero]

Maybe because from your avatar, you're a skeleton...


If you were asked to bake a cake for someone, how would you plan to do it? Would you do it yourself or ask somone to help you?

[Vazor]

I don't cook. I'd make the person who asked me for it make it, then brainwash them into thinking I did.

Have you ever walked on the dark side of the moon?

[Stalfos]

no.

can we get back to learning the ways of the pancake?