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[Gabe Puratekuta]

Why wold I not? III has the greatest song in the world, the Immigrant Song!!


Are you listening to Fuse Radio right now?

[Vazor]

(You are a sad excuse for a Led-Head)

Nope.

Are you, or have you ever been, a sponge or a starfish?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Nope. But I've been either a dancer or an actress in a past life


Do you like Pink Floyd?

[Vazor]

Only more than life itself.

Do you think Pink Floyd will tour again?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Yes. Very much so.



What about Dream Theater? You like them?

[Vazor]

They're all right.

Who are your top five favorite guitarists?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

5. Kieth Richards
4. Kirk Hammitt
3. Geddy Lee
2. Randy Rhodes
1. Jimmy Page



Who are your top five favorite drummers?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I don't know any drummers personally or at all. However, if given a guess I think the answer would be Goron Link with Donkey Kong a distant 1000th.

Why won't you be a good secret agent and just die?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Because, I'm not a good secret agent. I'm the GREATEST IN THE WHOLE FREAKIN' WORLD, BITCH!!!!



Have you seen the movie 'Office Space'?

[Vazor]

No. And I didn't see Jimi Hendrix or Ritchie Blackmore on your "guitar" list...besides, Geddy Lee was vocals/bass, not guitar.

Should I beat up Link X for ignoring the two greatest guitarists ever?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Pffffffft! I can take you on any day of the week, and twice on Thursdays!


Should I beat Vazor with or without weapons?

[Vazor]

With! This shall be a swordfight!

*draws sword*

Will you pay good money to watch this fight?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

No, not really. Neither of you are worth paying money to see... j/k

In what circumstances would you sell your soul?

[FalconZero]

I'll never sell my soul to anyone! It belongs to Allah!


If you were to take part in a Mario Kart race, which character would you want to be?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Yoshi, duh!!



Who would be worth paying to see me kick the ass of?

[Stalfos]

wolf. XD

would wolf win?

[Vazor]

Probably.

Should I make some popcorn before watching this fight?

[Stalfos]

sure!

should i eat vazor before watching this fight?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Only if Vazor doesn't mind.


Should I use Raging Demon on the wolf?

[Vazor]

Yes!

Who do YOU think will win?

[FalconZero]

Link X. The only wolf in LA that would be my favorite is Husky.

What's the best thing you like to do during your summer vacation?

[Vazor]

Sleep.

How do you feel about the close of summer vacation?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Tiring...........


Can we get back to me fighting a wolf?

[Vazor]

Depends...

Which one?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I think she meant me. Besides, Chukchi's a husky, not a wolf. Right?

(P.S. that was an answer and a question rolled up in one, so no, I didn't forget to ask a question)

[Vazor]

Right.

What are your feelings about Sweeden's current platypus-control difficulties?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I have no idea. And I meant a regular wolf, not you.



Will I ever find love?

[Vazor]

Nope. You are doomed to wander the Earth alone for all eternity. You end up commiting suicide to rid yourself of this cruel world, but end up going to hell, where you burn for all eternity, missing your miserable human life.

Do you listen to Queen?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

A little.


Do you listen to Queensryche?

[Vazor]

Never heard of 'em.

What's your deal?