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[Flint]

who? chef brian?

[Chikara Nadir]

It's always nice to know that myself and Lena have inspired...thoughtful conversation. ^^

Though, god..if the woman are complaining so much over the...ripeness of a banana, imagine the pain of trying to shove a whole melon out.

[Masamune]

The future is so close.

[Zythe]

Wait. Kazi's a girl. So she must actually mean vegetables.

[Alakhriveion]

you know you don't want to leave.

and yes, porn lies! I'm not entirely sure where DJ is going with this, but he brings up a good point (rather, Alak translated his analogy into a good point). if it's too big, it won't even fit.

No, it's elastic... It might not be preferable for some people, but it will fit.

[Alakhriveion]

It's always nice to know that myself and Lena have inspired...thoughtful conversation. ^^

Though, god..if the woman are complaining so much over the...ripeness of a banana, imagine the pain of trying to shove a whole melon out.

I think it's been compared to shoving a bowling ball through a straw.

[DarkJuno]

I suppose they'd also complain about...milk bottles going from a pint to a quart...

[Alakhriveion]

Can we please stop using Euphamisms? I can't follow it like this.

[Kazi]

okay.

Alak, when I say "it won't fit," I'm referring to depth-- not girth. I believe it's only... three-four inches deep? anything past that is just battering ramming on the insides.

[Alakhriveion]

Oh. That's another thing that varies greatly, but, in general, yes. Average "Banana" length is 6.1 inches, so not much is left out... Those of us on the side of the bell curve can deal.

[Chikara Nadir]

Oh, god. The entire life section's moved to IM Quotes. *sobs for fear of how serious this silly convo's gotten*

[Kazi]

it's my fault.

:(

sorry.

[Selena]

Well, erm, at least Chik's stopped trying to give me her banana? XP

[DarkJuno]

Stay away from the milk cartons then.

-gets savagely beaten by Chik-

Bah! DL shall avenge me!

[Zythe]

okay.

Alak, when I say "it won't fit," I'm referring to depth-- not girth. I believe it's only... three-four inches deep? anything past that is just battering ramming on the insides.

We were told in sex ed that a durex condom can fit a whale's penis which is a 30m2 cube.

[Kazi]

Zythe.. what the hell are you talking about? that has nothing to do with my post.

[Chikara Nadir]

He has a great tendency to spam needlessly...

And you don't need to be sorry about anything, Kazi. ^^;

[Coltxdoom]

...holy crap

I don't want to see any bannanas...

.....

MY vibrator is bigger than YOUR vibrator....xD

I didn't even realize you were a guy until now kazi, unless your a tranny in process

..wait someone said your a girl!!! *confused* omgz what are you?

[Selena]

Kazi is a girl. XP



It was fuzzy banana, by the way. She should probably shave it.

[Kazi]

when I said that I have a monster carrot, I was being literal.. I got a huge one for Easter. :p

the original post was about getting large, long edibles, so I responded with "hay I have carrot." of course, I had intentions of meaning *cough* the other carrot, but I left it to your imaginations.

[Zythe]

Zythe.. what the hell are you talking about? that has nothing to do with my post.

I thought you were saying it wouldn't fit in a condom. Now after rereading it, I see you meant vagina.

He has a great tendency to spam needlessly...

I don't spam. I get confused. So very confused.

[Kazi]

sorry, Zythe, I should have been more clear. I don't like saying that word... it's so raunchy.

[Zythe]

And it's for that reason, that pie became a cuss word at my school!! Ask one of the forum veterans and they'll explain!

[Hana-Nezumi]

well you could say fajita instead

[Black Knight]

...or taco

My towering banana is kept private...

[SOAP]

My banana is big enough to please a 500 lb gorrila. That is all you need to know. But seriously it's not the size of the fruit that matters; it's what you do with it that counts. And the more bananas involved the better! :cool:

[Zythe]

More bananas involved the better?????????

Don't take this personally, but are you, gay or bi or something???

[Black Knight]

And the more bananas involved the better! :cool:

That's kind of sickening... I'd say, the more tacos/ fahitas involved, the better

[DarkJuno]

That's it.

Thread Closed.

Period.