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[Chikara Nadir]

Chik-fil-a says: I'm sending you a banana

Selena says: .....
Selena says: o...kay

Chik-fil-a says: t's flippin huge, so I hope you have room
Chik-fil-a says: IN YOUR INBOX, DAMMIT

Selena says: .....weirdo

Chik-fil-a says: I know what you were thinking! O__O

Selena says: *stare* No.
Selena says: Just you

Chik-fil-a says: freak

Selena says: yes, you are

Chik-fil-a says: god, that banana took a long while to get through
Chik-fil-a says: because of other files being sent to me

[Kazi]

.. banana? I don't have a banana, but a carrot. thirteen-inch carrot.

[Zythe]

Cucumber, me.

[Alakhriveion]

Banana size? Are we even allowed to say?

And Kazi, 13 inches? You lie.

[Flint]

My shoes are pretty big... doesn't that mean something?

[Selena]

I dunno. I've heard that that was a myth.





But Chik has a banana. And she wanted to give it to me. Sick perv.

[Kazi]

I'm not lying. ask frint. he's seen it on multiple ocassions; shame on him if he forgets.

[Flint]

Oh, the carrot is marvelously huge.

[Alakhriveion]

I dunno.  I've heard that that was a myth.  

Well, it isn't. I know.

[Kazi]

what do shoes have to do with anything? I have size ten shoes, and I have a monster carrot... I don't get it.

[Korhend]

Oh, the carrot is marvelously huge.

and thats why lines on the road are yellow

[Flint]

Exactly.

[DarkJuno]

So long as the fruits and vegetables are cleaned first...

[Chikara Nadir]

I have a mind to peel a few of 'em. <.<

[Selena]

Of course they're clean. What do you think we are? Barbarians?






Okay, we're that, but we at least know to stay clean.

[MouthofJustice]

how lovely....I would sit and chat about banana's and carrots but I need to get back to stuffing the turkey....

[Flint]

[Kazi]

most topics here are boiling down to the same discussion.

hopefully, Chik doesn't begin to scream her favorite word like she did in a topic long passed.. goodness..

I'll take pictures of my carrot when I get the chance. I love it, so big.

[Alakhriveion]

No, speaking as someone with size 15.5 shoes, I can say that the shoe-banana size thing does most certainly work.

And by Banana, of course, I mean penis. Die, euphamisms, die.

[Reflectionist]

i'm a skinny guy who drives a small car... what does that make me?

:-)

POPULAR!

lol

[Flint]

size 15.5 shoes

D: damn, you beat my 13. touché.

[DarkJuno]

Of course, you have to remember that about 90% of women who complain about...bananas complain that they're too...yellow, not that they're too...green.

[Flint]

Okay now you just lost me.

[DarkJuno]

Actually, I think I confused myself...

[Kazi]

.. and by carrot, of course, I mean orange vegetable.

there was a study on the shoe-penor myth, and it's not true. maybe it's either true in just your case (and not all), or you have a strong self-image.

and DJ-- anything that's too yellow or too green is bothersome.

[Alakhriveion]

maybe it's either true in just your case (and not all), or you have a strong self-image.

Both. Great self-confidence, backed up with measurements.

DJ, do you mean the complaint is more often "too big" than "too small?" Don't be silly. Porn doesn't lie.

[Flint]

That's it, i'm leaving.

[Kazi]

you know you don't want to leave.

and yes, porn lies! I'm not entirely sure where DJ is going with this, but he brings up a good point (rather, Alak translated his analogy into a good point). if it's too big, it won't even fit.

[Flint]

argh.. yeah.. it was inevitable. I returned. x(

i'm so bored right now though. the forums are so quiet.

[Kazi]

you know you like teh carrot, frint.

this is a perfect opprotunity to bring in the very expert on the subject himself. :D he could make this topic go on for weeks.