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Started by Hypnotic13 , May 23 2012 09:37 PM

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#151 Reflectionist

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:40 PM

I don't know, you're in Canada and engaged and stuff.

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:37 PM

...? I'm not allowed to know because I'm engaged :(

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 08:53 PM

Maybe it's cause you live in Canada. :mellow:

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:41 AM

These regional content restrictions are really getting out of control.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:33 AM

These regional content restrictions are really getting out of control.


I concur.

My fiance reads what I write, and I leave myself logged in at home so if he ever had the urge to check in on me he could. I wouldn't write/say anything on these forums that I would hide from him. Trust is an essential part of a lasting relationship.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:06 PM

Maybe I'm confused here... but staying logged in so he can read your posts and make sure everything is acceptable? That doesn't sound like trust to me.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:09 PM

I think it means she's not afraid that he'll be upset my anything she writes. He trusts her enough that he doesn't have to check up on her. It's the same way at my place. My husband could go through everything I've read/posted, but I know he won't or if he does that it won't matter.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:15 PM

I wouldn't let my parents even know that this place existed; thus, I always turn off browser history and hide my footsteps, so to speak, whenever on the family the computer. If they did know how much time I spent on here, they'd probably ban me from the Internet for good.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:22 PM

With good reason. B's are UNACCEPTABLE YOUNG MAN.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:29 PM

No...NOT THE B'S!!!!!111!!!




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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:37 PM

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:52 PM

THE PAIN!

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 04:58 PM

THE IZZARD!

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 06:28 PM

What is this I don't even

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 11:28 PM

I think it means she's not afraid that he'll be upset my anything she writes. He trusts her enough that he doesn't have to check up on her. It's the same way at my place. My husband could go through everything I've read/posted, but I know he won't or if he does that it won't matter.


Exactly! Which is why I want to know why Clitorides was such a great warrior!!

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 08:42 AM

Obviously, he was the first man to actually find one. XD

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 09:41 AM

I don't get why there's so many jokes about the clit being hard to find. Is it really that damn hard? It's at the top. End of story. o_o.

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 09:54 AM

Because boys are stupid, that's why.

I've never had trouble finding it, it's just the endurance that kills me. You've gotta keep at that shit forever, sometimes. A little work never killed anyone, though. XD.

EDIT -- My friend happened to see Rova's post over my shoulder, and said, "It's not as easy when it's dark, you're drunk and upside down. Asshole."

Edited by Reflectionist, 16 June 2012 - 09:58 AM.

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 10:39 AM

EDIT -- My friend happened to see Rova's post over my shoulder, and said, "It's not as easy when it's dark, you're drunk and upside down. Asshole."


xD

Yes it is. Put your hand down there and feel around. It's kind of obviously that nubby thing at the top (er..bottom?). :P

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 10:57 AM

All I can think is belly buttons right now. An innie and an outie. Lol. One is easier for getting the girl off and one is for the boy! If he's drunk and upside down and feels the innie then just move to the opposite side till he hits the outie ;)

And I was suprised to learn that some guys have trouble with all that.... one ex I had was never really sure where he was supposed to stick it.... :( poor guy.... I was definitely not his first either lol.

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 11:10 AM


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Posted 16 June 2012 - 11:18 AM

one ex I had was never really sure where he was supposed to stick it.... :( poor guy.... I was definitely not his first either lol.



....How do you mess that up

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 11:20 AM

one ex I had was never really sure where he was supposed to stick it.... :( poor guy.... I was definitely not his first either lol.



....How do you mess that up


I really don't know.... He was just very very very awkward about basically anything he did.

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 12:31 AM

I don't get why there's so many jokes about the clit being hard to find. Is it really that damn hard? It's at the top. End of story. o_o.


Yeah. I don't quite get it either. I think it's more of a "pay attention" to it kinda thing. XD

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 12:52 AM


one ex I had was never really sure where he was supposed to stick it.... :( poor guy.... I was definitely not his first either lol.



....How do you mess that up


I really don't know.... He was just very very very awkward about basically anything he did.


There was a kid at my high school known as the thigh master because he went around bragging about how he had sex with a girl who later told everyone that he had indeed just been rubbing her thigh for a few seconds.

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:22 PM

EDIT -- My friend happened to see Rova's post over my shoulder, and said, "It's not as easy when it's dark, you're drunk and upside down. Asshole."


...Well, yes. Asshole is what you would find, being upside down. Astute observation!

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:33 PM


I don't get why there's so many jokes about the clit being hard to find. Is it really that damn hard? It's at the top. End of story. o_o.


Yeah. I don't quite get it either. I think it's more of a "pay attention" to it kinda thing. XD


Rofl yeah, I guess that makes sense. I just always interpreted it too literally I guess. :P

EDIT -- My friend happened to see Rova's post over my shoulder, and said, "It's not as easy when it's dark, you're drunk and upside down. Asshole."


...Well, yes. Asshole is what you would find, being upside down. Astute observation!


Lmfao. I love you Fish.

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:37 PM


EDIT -- My friend happened to see Rova's post over my shoulder, and said, "It's not as easy when it's dark, you're drunk and upside down. Asshole."


...Well, yes. Asshole is what you would find, being upside down. Astute observation!


Lmfao. I love you Fish.


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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:41 PM


EDIT -- My friend happened to see Rova's post over my shoulder, and said, "It's not as easy when it's dark, you're drunk and upside down. Asshole."


...Well, yes. Asshole is what you would find, being upside down. Astute observation!


Lmfao. I love you Fish.


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THAT FACE.

EMOTICON.

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 11:41 PM



EDIT -- My friend happened to see Rova's post over my shoulder, and said, "It's not as easy when it's dark, you're drunk and upside down. Asshole."


...Well, yes. Asshole is what you would find, being upside down. Astute observation!


Lmfao. I love you Fish.


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THAT FACE.

EMOTICON.

MAKE IT HAPPEN.


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