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[deep]

So I've decided to make my own thread since Showsni did, and I take all my cues from him. By the way, the other runs are awesome. All 3 are very different. READ THEM.

Chapters 1 and 2 are below.
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7/7.5
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13: Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well
Chapter 14: A Bittersweet Reunion
Chapter 15: Production Values!
Chapter 16: A Hot Date
Chapter 17: On Kidnapping & Ice Cream
Chapter 18: If I Did It, Here's How it Happened
Chapter 19: My Third Climactic Battle!
Chapter 20: Mothertongue


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so i was walking home the other day. my car broke down. i was not pleased.
i'm walking along the side of a busy highway, lamenting how flat Indiana is, and then i come across this.



i saw it behind some underbrush, and had to go check it out, right?
you don't just come across a giant fuckoff cave in Indiana and not check it out.

so i get inside, and it's god-damn dark. can't see a thing, and i've only got my cellphone camera.



that's about as far as i got before i thought, fuck this! too dark!
i know i know, you're disappointed because i pussed out.
look.
i'm not about to risk injury or death falling into a black pit because i'm irresponsible.
and the moment i think that?
i fall into a black pit because i'm an idiot.
it gets hazy here.

everything was black for a while. i'm falling for a while. not a long while mind you, just long enough for me to think, dammit, can't i just hit and die already?
and my wish was granted. the pain was sharp and local to my hips and shoulders. and it fucking sucked. it felt like my bones were hollow and caving un under the pressure of my jellied muscles. like my hip joint had been fucked by the entire bone in my thigh.
i'm not gonna lie, i screamed.
i wanted to vomit the pain out. it stung burned shot up my spine. everything.
it felt hot and i knew it was messy.
everything was already black, but then it went even more black.
i pretty much lost consciousness. it was probably me taking the manly way out, because had i been conscious any longer i'd be crying like a little girl.

so anyway.
fell down a mysterious cave hole. hurt. probably should be dead.

but i'm not dead, right? i'm sitting here. that'd be a mindfuck of an authorial device were i to use it though, huh?
i won't, i promise, because i'm fucking alive. i don't pull that shit.

anyway.
cutting to the chase.
i don't know where or when the fuck here is.

i woke up and


uhhh...



uhhh wait, i



jesus! what the hell is that?
look. lady. where am i? i don't even know why i'm asking you this i can't understand you.
do you speak english?



uh. what? are you asking me if I like dudes? naw lady, i'm 100% straight, discounting any drunk experiences that I neglect to remember.



right, right. down with the gyn.
let's stick to either/or questions so we can communicate, alright? this is all still weird for me.
wait.
i fell!
in a cave!
i think i broke my entire fucking body!
look lady. how did i get here? where am i? who are you?

...why am i better?
i feel fine.
how long have i been out?



oh, uh, my name, right?
yeah i guess that's a good thing to know.
i mean unless you can't pronounce it with your tongue. all these sounds you are making are completely foreign to me.
it's like you're from the moon or something.
oh but right.
my name.
ahh...

wow.
that's a good question.
i uh...

wow.
what is my name?


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TEDDY!
that's right.
my name is TEDDY.

like the uh... important... person?



yeah her.
so lady where am--



a tiny forested village.
does that mean i was rescued?
do i have a concussion?
why can't i understand any of you?



oh hi. why do you know me?



oh look. you also know me. hey whose house is this?



yeah, no. got it the first time.



so uh, what now?
is this for me?
congrats on the life-threatening and memory-altering injury!



well i'm sure this is just touching.
tell whoever wrote this that their sentiment and penmanship are beautiful.
i think.
so what's in the box anyway?



....what an adorable pig!
look at him he looks like he's wearing little super hero undies and that curly tail dawwwww.
ooh he feels so squishy and... oddly warm.



well i'm just gonna leave.
oh and hey guys, there's two other ones here so you can have them.
i don't need three i just need mr. piggles oh what will i name you aren't you so adorableee
so what are we gonna do now? i'm kinda hungry and i'd really like to fix my mental condition or whatever it is that is wrong with me but if you



wait what



why are we fighting our cute pets?
more importantly why am I fighting a smug looking salad?
look. in the real world, guess who wins pig v salad?
well.
let's do this!



uhhhh shit.
how do I drive this thing?
let's pick the right one!
haha! my pig just bitch-slapped you with his curly tail! he even fights adorable! no damage though.
what about the left one?
bahaha! tackled him straight into the wall! i just tossed your salad lady!



yeah i bet that pun made you angry.



hey cut it out. your salad's creeper stare is unnerving my pig.



bam. down for the count! wait is that 500 dollars?
you just throw that kinda money around?
i could get used to this.



oh.
uh.
shit. wow. this person's room is trashed.
and don't blame me! just cos i beat your ass unapologetically.
maybe you should have picked the other one.

well anyway I really should be goi--



what. you too? did you not just see the massacre?



ahahahahahahahahaha.
ahahahahahahah.
what is that?



is that like a clown platypus?
are you really going to fight me with that?
mr. piggles! tailbitchslap that mofo and then bodycheck him into that huge ass tv!



just cleansed the earth of an eldritch abomination.
you can thank me with delicious money.
about 500 dollars should do.



oh wow. mr. piggles looks hecka stronger.
so, i hurt stuff, and i make numbers go up? and get money?
i don't know where i am, but i love wherever it is.

so hey guys how about we clean up this place it--



sigh...

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Current team:

Edited by DevilPaladin, 08 October 2011 - 11:06 AM.

[JRPomazon]

If this is going to be anything like your ff6 play-through, then it's going to be guaranteed gold.

Edited by JRPomazon, 30 August 2011 - 07:18 PM.

[deep]

i can't believe they'd just bolt on me like that.



hey you assholes if you're gonna flake on me at least have the decency to evade me for i don't know a minimum of 20 minutes. some degree of respect here.
now look we trashed this lady's bedroom. it's the only other room in this house, so it's obviously hers.
why were we even in there?
oh and where are you going now?!



lady! lady! look, i'm real sorry about the state of your room up there.
i opened a big present and-- oh god was that your present. were those your things?
ugh i have no idea what i'm doing honestly and



welp.
kicked my ass right out the door. at least she let me keep mr. piggles.
spiffy lens flare though!

oh, hey. that assfuck is up by the big building over there.
gotta go chew him out.

anyway. how are you doin mr. piggles?



you look god damn ecstatic. at least one of us is having a good time.

but first, y'know, mr. piggles is a pretty crappy nickname.
how about I give you a real name?
what name would you like little guy?

tepig, pig!

you are just the most adorable thing.
you're orange, brown, yellow, red, and warm?
you know what you remind me of?



mmm.
yep! you're nacho. how do you like it?

...te...pig?

i love it too.
you're the best.

alright. now back to business.
hey, buddy! glasses and cowlick! don't run up into that lab! i'm gonna beat on your goofy platypus again, you room-wrecking, blame-shifting, skinny-pantsing androgyne!
ugh. get out of--



oh, hey lady!
woah wait what is this you're giving me?
i get that these balls are for the little pets but what's this foldy red thing?
is it like a new ds or something?



that really doesn't help at all.



okay just leave then fine.

well guess what you two?
you shitheads got me in trouble.
and i'm not okay with that.
and you. chica. your hat is awful and dumb and i hate it. jury's out on you.



no. nope. i bet this is a heartfelt apology. i bet it is.
but i don't accept. i want my payment in blood.








get back here you dicks!
everyone's in a god damn hurry here!




welp.
how about i try my hand at catching one of these pet things? i saw some flitting around in the grass just outside town.
and apparently nobody is going to fucking miss me so i'll just walk the fuck out and---




holyshitholyshitholyshit

okay. breathe.
that is a big fucking chipmunk it just popped out of nowhere
i am really not used to the giant aggressive woodland creatures

alright nacho! gentle! gentle!
just...
just sort of tap it into that tree with your little piggy head

*THUD*

yes! yes! just like that. god that doesn't get old.
okay! ball-thing incoming!



okay. okay.
okay. got this.
got this. okay.



yes! yes!
no training. can't understand what these fuckers are saying. don't know where I am.
but i caught a giant fucking chipmunk with my nacho-colored superhero pig!

i think i'll name you peeps, after your crazy eyes. look at those things.
you down with that, peeps?

patrat!

hell yeah you are.

pat...


ahhh. things are improving mightily. once i got away from all these jabberwocky-spouting assholes things have really picked up.
it's just me and nacho. and peeps.

oh, hey, check out this dog!
hey little guy. did your owners forget to groom your face?
that's kind of adorable in a creepy way.

welp. i'm sorry to say, but nacho requires pet blood for the pet blood god.
you understand, i'm sure.

lili! pup!

you're absolutely right, quick and painless is the way to go.
nacho, tackle this mutt!

woah woah woah wait



what is that.
it's red.
when did this get here?

nacho! do the red thing!



........
.....
...........
..
.......
my pig is a flame pig it is a black mage flame pig oh my god oh my god
flaming pig flaming pig flaming pig! flame piiiiig!


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Edited by DevilPaladin, 30 August 2011 - 08:38 PM.

[Showsni]

Ah, just realised Japanese version means a five letter nickname limit...

Fire starter is always the way to go!

[JRPomazon]

Only five words? Looks like we're going to see some interesting nicknames for these pokémon.

[deep]

Ah, just realised Japanese version means a five letter nickname limit...

Fire starter is always the way to go!

I went with Serperior (nicknamed SNOOT in JP) in both my playthroughs so far, and nobody can love an Oshawott, so I decided to roll with Tepig.
However, I would really like to use a Hihidaruma at some point. He's so interesting in concept, but running two Fire/Fighting is downright silly.

Only five letters? Looks like we're going to see some interesting nicknames for these pokémon.

I tend to name my dudes something befitting of their final evolution when I do nicknames. I want to break that for this run, though, because there's no guarantee I'm going to have any of them left!
Especially the E4. I have no idea how I'm going to navigate them, because they absolutely wrecked me in the past.
But we'll see when I get there!

[Sir Deimos]

Maybe you'll luck into that ground dark crocodile. He destroyed almost the entire elite 4 for me. Solo. He's a boss.

[JRPomazon]

Maybe you'll luck into that ground dark crocodile. He destroyed almost the entire elite 4 for me. Solo. He's a boss.

Like a Boss

[deep]

Reeeally? I guess you're right, considering their typing. I'd just have to hide him from fighty dude.

[deep]

so a new town, huh?
this place looks pretty swank in comparison to the sticks i woke up in.
so that big red building is like a vet clinic and a store.
let's so spend some of my hard-earned four-thousand-dollars-god-i-love-this-place

what say we go spend some cash peeps?

patrat!

man i don't know why you keep saying that but it's cute and that's all i care about.
hey peeps, can you scope out some deals with your crazy eyes?

pat...

ahaha. hey peeps, can you scan the inventory for me?

...

you're all right peepsbro.
okay okay howsabout we just feast our eyes upon---

what. what.
what. what!



three hundred dollars for a vitamin water?
what the hell? are we in god damn zimbabwe dude?
your money is worthless to me!

you sound very apologetic, whatever you're saying.
not like you know what i'm saying.

y'know what, alright, just give me some vitamin waters and another ball thing.
can't believe i am spending over a thousand dollars on 3 beverages and a magical catchy ball.

i need some refreshment after a
pppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffbltbtlatabbaghgggggg what the hell am i drinking!

i hate this place.

huh. what's all that commotion outside?
hey peeps can you see a spot for me to stand?

patrat!

hell yeah peeps.
you wanna sit on my shoulders?

pat!

wow you weigh as much as a heavy toddler
oh man falling tipping wait i got this okay



ooh look the renaissance faire! i guess they travel in troupes here.
oh great, you're here cowlick.
what's the lowdown on this hoedown?



this is boring as hell. nobody is even dancing or anything.
they're just standing while greeny mcimprobable-hair is monologueing.
i don't think it even rhymes.
worst ren faire ever.
well i guess the costumes are ace.

and there they go. good riddance and uh
who are you?



does that mean your name is n(I7)?
do i distribute that?
alright 17n dawg what's shakin.
i like your ponytail and hat combo that doesn't look doofy at all.
what are you here for gencon?



woah woah woah 17n sorry i didn't mean to insult your hat.
but if you wanna throw down i've got the best combo of bro and death machine you'll ever face!
get get 'im peeps! hop on down and teach this guy a lesson.

patrat! pat!




oh is that your pet cat.
how cute.
is it going to passive-aggressive me to death?
peeps take him down i need to find my laser pointer.



uh, what.
peeps?
peeps!

paaaaaaat...




jesus christ 17n your cat actually killed him!
i didn't know these things died!
ugh...
what.
i just got him.
i didn't just steal him from a giant present in a stranger's house...
he was mine!

huhhh... huuhhhhh.. i...
i can't even breathe right. my chest won't expand. it feels like i fell again. the same kind of crushing feeling. like shattered bones in my lungs. like drowning in peeps' spilt blood. i'm just gasping. gasping. hoarsely gasping. and 17n is over there smirking.
nacho.

nacho,
declaw that piece of shit.

naaaa! cho! *belly flop*

you...
you said your name.



way to go nacho!
yeah, that's right, run in to save yours while he's still alive.
i don't have that luxury.
i-- you--

...you know, if you leave right now,
and drag your shitty purple cat with you,
i won't burn it alive with my magic fire pig.











whoopsie.
i lied.

now get out of here!
i don't even want to see you as a recurring battle ever again!
sigh...



oh, peeps...
i didn't know.
i swear.




why.......

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Edited by DevilPaladin, 31 August 2011 - 02:20 PM.

[Sir Deimos]

Tragedy strikes early for DP.

[Showsni]

This is why we don't let level 3 Patrats fight level 7 anything.

If you grind, you can achieve anything! (Like, soloing the game with Magikarp. Painful but possible.)

[Showsni]

Here, how's this?



I think her hair is even more ridiculous than May's.

[deep]

You are the best.

[Twinrova]

and nobody can love an Oshawott

I LOVE Oshawott. So much. ; u; <3


So there.

[JRPomazon]

My goodness, blood has been spilled.

And now you have learned the pain of loss.

EDIT: Meanwhile . . .

Edited by JRPomazon, 31 August 2011 - 05:42 PM.

[deep]

his memory haunts me still...

oh wait getting a phone call i'm over it.
hel-lo?


...hello?











ooooh fuck it's lady whose house i ruined.
look, uh.
hah.
wow, i...
wait how did you get my number?
look lady i already said i was sorry and *click*

sucker! i am miles away at least and


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

when did you get here!
look don't shank me i will come right back and clean up your shit.
i will buy you a new tv even in this horribly inflated economy.
just leave my body in one piece. it's all i have.



...shoes?
why did you give me shoes?

is this like, "so now you can run, bitch, runn!" kinda psycho thing?
because if so it is working.

so uh i'm gonna get on that and go into this grass and hope i meet something that will kill me with less prejudice than you will. bye bye.




oh hey look another face-puppy!
i will make you mine. the best way to heal hurt in your heart when a pet dies is to just get another one!



come on face puppy
come on face puppy
come on face puppy
come on face puppy
yeaaaahhhh!

no what shall i call you?
you have a lot of hair. on your face.
but i feel like we've established this.
hmm...
any suggestions?

lillipup!

nah whatever you said is probably dumb because you are a dog.



yeah. harry. that's a good, strong name.
also it's a homonym!
i'm so creative, right?

...

right. well nacho thinks i'm clever, right?

nacho!

hell yeah nacho knows what's up.
i fancy a moonlit stroll guys. i bet you fancy a moonlit stroll.
especially you, harry.
i hear dogs like to be walked.
but don't expect me to clean up your poop, i know you're sapient.

oh hey, look a nice young boy.



does that mean you want to fight?
sure thing little guy. let's just have a practice battle.
i'll go easy on you.
who's your pet?



..........


bastard!
don't mock me!
alright this fight is over. go home.
you've just reminded me i need to train.




lookin good guys, if not a little tired.
i'm sure nothing stupid stands between us and the next vet clinic.




excellent.





oh good, it's you!
listen. you need to talk that lady. she wants to frolic in puddles of my blood and it is literally 100% your fault.

what.
no i don't want to fight i want to make sure i live through the night.
fine. fine. how about if i win you go calm that lady down about her house and her stolen property?



i would say great minds think alike
but that would imply your mind is somehow on par with mine.
and only one of us is wearing a doofy hat.

harry! spay attack!

pup?

uh. hit it with your hairface?

pup!




yeahyeahyeah i'll go easy on him i promise. even though bringing a salad to a barbecue is like bringing a gun to a jrpg.













ahahah that never gets old.
hey look i'm sorry about that for real.
but you deserved it.

so how about we go talk to that lady?



egh.

welp. new town, at least?



spiffy. paved.
let's get you healed up, buds!

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Edited by DevilPaladin, 31 August 2011 - 09:49 PM.

[Showsni]

Don't forget to get your monkey!

Yorkshire Terrier based Pokémon are awesome. Which ability does yours have?

[deep]

Not like I can read what his ability actually is, but he did pick something up, so it's obvious he's got Pickup. But for the rest of them it's gonna be a lot of guesswork.

And yes, I love the doggie-style Pokemon in this gen. Stoutland and his pre-evos are a pretty solid early- and mid-game team member.

Edited by DevilPaladin, 01 September 2011 - 01:32 PM.

[Showsni]

Unfortunately, Pickup turns into Sand Rush, I think. Though that is useful in the desert.

[deep]

first order of business: big impressive looking building!
hey buddy let me in.



pardon?
....
you aren't gonna move, are you?

welp. what else is around here?



scary forest. let's do this.
ah, it's not so scary in here. and there are people to fight.
you know, i'm diggin fighting.
it's been nearly traumatic, but it's oh so satisfying when mine aren't dying.

so lady, what am i going up against today?
perhaps a giant bug? do they have those here? so far i've got pigs and domesticated woodland creatures and oooooh no





harry, don't die...





i don't like these holes.
they are everywhere and they are unsettling.
i do not want to fall in any more holes.
one day i am going to plug them all up.

i mean, seriously. where the hell would i end up if i fell again?
that is a question for the ages.



ummmmm................. yes?



wait what is this?
why did you give me a
uh



a...grass monkey?
is his head a tree?
and he left.
huh.

and... gosh, you don't have any fingers.

...did he really drop a deformed monkey on my proverbial doorstep and then book it?
what is wrong with this place?

well. you're mine now.
so what do I call you?
what do I think of when I think monkeys and forests?

aha!



kiki. your name's kiki. how you feel about that lil guy?
just have to keep you away from my wallet.

pansage?


it's a...nevermind. why did i think you would understand me?
hah. what a silly thought. you're a monkey with broccoli on your head for crying out loud.

p-pan...

well anyway, welcome to team...
gosh. uh let's go with "bull moose."

for some reason it just feels right.
shit. maybe i'll run into a bullmoose in this crazy place.

well, let's head back to town and find a place to stay.




...they're everywhere.




how about this place? it's pretty darn fancy-lookin.



eyyy, cowlick! is this a school?
you gettin your learn on? these colorful lines look absolutely intriguing. i feel smarter already.



uhhhh.... sure?



oh for the love of all that is androgyne!
i need to stop agreeing to questions blindly.
fine. i'll whoop your stupid platypus.



welp kiki, let's see what you can do.
i like your variety of pretty colors. that's a plus.
let's do that green one.

oh and uh, nacho's red one summons forth unholy fire.
what can you do?
i'm excited to find out!
just know that your slot on team bull moose will be solidified or lost based upon the impressiveness of your green move.

sage...

so uh... green attack, go!















wait,
wait is that it? you like... blew grass at him?
like little leaves of grass?

guess who's fighting the next cat we come across!



woah woah woah.
kiki.
did you just knock out the platypus with grass?
how does that even?



no man i am legitimately shocked too.
hey you should go get a monkey of your own. some dude is just handing out monkeys.
i'm gonna head out though. nice fightin!



ooh there is a new man out front. and he looks... remarkably like a waiter.

hey dude! can i get some grub?
i haven't eaten since..... ever.
since i got here at least.
you know, i'm just rambling where's the food at?



is it in here?
can you bring me something?
anything?


























i'll take that as a no.


okay then. i'll just head inside. maybe it's a self-serve auto-mat kinda deal.



oh no.
no no no.
i am not solving a puzzle to get food.
is this some kind of psych experiment?

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Edited by DevilPaladin, 01 September 2011 - 10:31 PM.

[JRPomazon]

A Link to the Past reference? OH YEAH, I APPROVE.

[canas is back]

so unholy fire and demon grass wow

[Showsni]

Grass attacks never really make sense. I can see how shooting fire at something works, and how shooting a blast of water might work; but throwing leaves at someone?

And, elemental wise; if you get blasted by fire or soaked by water, sure, that feels like a fire/water element attack. If you get tripped up by a knot of grass, how is that really a "grass" attack?

[Sir Deimos]

I've always thought of grass as a dumbed down translation of 'nature'. Grass is easier for younger players to comprehend than "the power of those living things that can't talk or move all that fast".

[JRPomazon]

I've always thought of grass as a dumbed down translation of 'nature'. Grass is easier for younger players to comprehend than "the power of those living things that can't talk or move all that fast".

But will suck the life right out of you using vines and tendrils. Kinda scary.

[deep]

soooo... is this like a matching game?



*bzzzt*

guess that wasn't the right choice.
how about... water? cos it... makes fire go night-night?



aha.
this is the strangest restaurant ever.



thank god. you are a waiter.
can I have food? any food?
food-flavored food would be divine.
foo--- ......are those catchy balls on your tray?
wait do you serve those hair face dogs here or something?
or... *gasp* do you make bacon out of nachos!

nacho!

no nacho, it's not excited time!
it's abject moral anguish time.

...cho?

i'll teach you the difference when you're older.
where was i?
oh right.
sick bastards!
i'm not even hungry anymore. put your soylent pet away.



ugh but i am hungry...



water this time. so what beats water?
fire boils water and turns it to steam.



*bzzzzt*

huh. that means... grass... beats water?
but water feeds grass.
if anything, grass and water are pals.
i mean, if we're getting technical, wildfires are actually a natural occurrence that spread conifer seeds and pare back any dead and dying vegetation, encouraging new and more vigorous plant growth, so by extension, grass and fire are also pals.




you know what i'm just gonna step on the panel.



which means we want fire here!
so it goes fire beats grass, grass beats water, and water beats fi--
....


water beats fire....
he picked last, and he picked water after i picked fire....
...


...




coooooowliiiiiiick!



you dick you dick you dick you dick you dick you dick



noshutupican'tbeliveyoupickedtheonethatwasbetterthanmineonpurposeyouassholeihadjustwokenupfromwhatiimaginetobesomesortofcoma*inhale*
andyoujustplaymelikeafoolwhatanassholeandon'tyoudarecommentonhowlongittookmetofigurethiswholethingoutidon'tevenspeakyourmoonlanguage*inhale*
twat.
bye.



what a dick what a dick what a dick what a dick



huff. huff. huff.
hey uh
you waiter guys.
whatup.



does this mean you're my waiter?









i'll take that as a no.
what is up with your hair
you have like
front dreadlocks
that aren't all gross and smelly
or something



ah, the appetizer, i see.
well once i eat him up bring out the main course!
and then after that bring me out real dinner!
that last one wasn't wordplay i am hungry



uhm, your dog is getting ...dusty.



holy crap he's sturdy.
that did barely any damage at all.
usually nacho's hip checks break limbs and shit.

i really wish i knew what you were gloating about.
you and your dumb dusty dog.



and he hits like a truck!
was that fucking magic fairy dust or someshit?!



hitting! like! a! truck!
why! won't! you! die!

ugh, nacho man. you can't take a third hit, and he's not going down anytime soon.
i hate to pull ya like this.

harry!

pup!

you're up! show him who's the better dog!
nacho loosed him up for ya.
just head on out there and--

*chomp*




harry!
harry hang in there!








oh god.

you... you didn't even get to attack yet!
it was one bite...
how do i defend against that!?

fuck! fuck! this is not good.
nacho, how are you holding up?

cho!

oh you are so not fine.
not good.

kiki.
i know i just got you kiki, but you're all i have.
toss some grass at him or something.



*thud*
kiki!
he hits so hard! i can't stop this monster puppy!
and judge dredd's got something in reserve!

kiki, just finish him off. please.

pan!

woah uh you aren't looking too hot either




shit, kiki. that's a water monkey.
he is going to ruin nacho's shit by giving him a bath or something.

n-nach! cho!

...sage?

no seriously, bath beats fire.
i just learned it by stepping on light-up floor panels.
gosh i wish everything else was explained to me in toddler-form because then i'd know what's going on.

here, have some of that disgusting purple vitamin water. it's not much, but you need to save all of our asses, kiki.

pansage!

...ohhhh. that shit is for the pets. well that actually makes a lot of sense.
alright!
turnaround time!

kiki!

sage!

we're both counting on you.
and i know... i know harry wants you to win too.

cho!

now go out there and--



god help us all


kiki! grass him hard!



heeey, that's pretty good! that's a huge-ass piece of grass!
you're getting the hang of this shit. kiki!
hang in there!

...hang in there.

*thud*



paaaannn

ugh. it's no use.
kiki... just stay strong.
we'll get our deus ex grassina!
give him one last taste!

pan! saaaaage!

*grass*
























wooooow kiki what do you just do
did you throw sodium on him?
that's murder and you know it.
i'm so proud of you!

now feed me! and replace my dead dog!



oooooh. shiny things are good too.



i got an 83?
please tell me this is a combo meal and you just have a lot of choices.

ugh. let's just get out of here guys.
it was a battle well-fought for both of you. i'm proud.
i'm sorry about harry...
we'll find some way to honor him.
i just really need some fo--



oh what now



where are you taking me? look i don't care about whatever it is you are peddl--



where are we? look! hey! don't care! shut up!



oh thanks, an 01! i just got an 83 from the dog murderers next door.
by the way guess where they get their beef?
yeah its---

woah.




what in the shit is this?


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(good god, this post took at least an hour. and i am not playing the drama up at all. my nuzlocke challenge was almost over right there. Work Up is unfair with permadeath on.)

Edited by DevilPaladin, 02 September 2011 - 04:24 PM.

[JRPomazon]

The first gym is behind you now. The next one won't be so hard so long as you have some fighting types on your team.

[deep]

I actually do not remember what the second gym is. But I know I'm going to have fun with the third one.

[Sir Deimos]

That gym battle was intense. That critical must have felt like heaven!

With Nuzlocke, it seems like while the lows are much lower, the highs are ridiculously higher.

Now I have to get past my first gym. xD
If I grind any higher, my team will stop listening to me. I just gotta bite the bullet....