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[deep]

Here's hoping it bites back.

[Showsni]

Nah, you can grind Pokémon you've caught yourself as high as you like and they always listen. It's only ones you get in trades that will disobey you.

Close match - you almost wiped there! Then you'd have had to start over!

[deep]

Only Kiki, sadly. And then all of the other self-buff TMs come in the post-game, which is absolute rubbish. I can't tell you how dominant I would've been with Calm Mind, Hone Claws, Swords Dance and Bulk Up from an earlier. My Braviary is night immortal against a physical sweeper.

Serperior with Coil is a decent if underpowered physical sweeper. Serperior with Swords Dance and Speed EVs can wreak havoc.

Edited by DevilPaladin, 02 September 2011 - 07:08 PM.

[deep]

whatever.
it's nothing.
let's blow this popsicle stand!



on to bigger, better things.



mmmyes?



so that means i can't go through?
yeah you and what army just move





hrgh.



fine! fine!
fine.

you know what?
fine.
i'll just go wander around all these dead ends for a while.
you have to sleep sometime. i can wait.












grumble grumble grumble grumble
my pets are dying. everyone keeps fighting me.
the ones that don't fight me block my path...




fuck you tree! screw this tree! screw that guy!
i am going to take all of my anger out on this god damn tree.



oh hey what's up kiki why are you in the anime zone?



kiki did you just explode that tree!
why do you even have the power!
...that tree just ...exploded!
kiki i don't think i can truly understand the nature of your power and i don't mind one bit.
let's go explore back here. you're up front.

paaan!



uggggh.
kiki, does your strange and incredible explosion power work on people too?

pa--

before you finish, let me warn you that the incorrect answer gets you put in the back of the team again.

pan...

seeing as she's still here and not in a thousand bits i'm going to assume you're worthless.
let's just run ahead before she catches up.

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hit the limit for images in a single post! continued below.

Edited by DevilPaladin, 04 September 2011 - 07:07 AM.

[deep]

continued from above
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oh sweet! dibs!



why is the ren faire here?
hey guys, how did you get past that tree?



why is the ren faire punching the floating pink thing?
hey, dicks!
cut it out!



what's that?
ahh, they fancy a ye olde duele eh?



that sure is a ...logo.
P...5?



seriously dude. great costume.
now, let's roll, nacho!



well done my main superpig man.

nacho! nacho!



what's that? you wanna learn a new move?
what am i even looking at
uhh... how about... you handle this?



you know, that dress looks much better on you than on your companion.




let's try out your new move, nacho!



uh... what's it called?

nacho!

right.
uh...

nacho! new attack! uh. do it!




you blew a bubble.

well great.

i'm proud of you.
just tackle the stupid cat.



that's better.
you know what, just let me know when you learn how to hurt stuff better and not when you master the alchemy of spit.



scram you two defenseless-lump-punchers.



woah when did he get here.



huh.

wait are you two going to leave with the creepy ghost twins?
fine. whatever. you would so be the first deaths in a horror movie.
bye!



another one?

hey big guy.
those assholes were punching your... kid?
i beat up their pets so i think a minor reward is in order.



oh you're back.
well shoo i'm going to get a reward and i don't share well.



schwing!

ah gross what is this? it's like sticky pink cloud goo.
fine science lady. just take it.



you're probably saying something like,
"well what do you we do now, teddy?"
the answer is "screw off i work alone."

i need me a new pet to replace harry.



ooooh. shaking grass.
got my name written alll over it.



.........


.........





you. are. adorable!

you're like a giant pink elephant fairy!
i bet you smell nice and are squishy and i'm going to catch you with my new pretty blue and red catchy ball because it will match your eyes



and i will name you pinky or bluey or maybe jewel and then i will hug you all over because you are so cute and i cannot stand it



oh this is so exciting and i am just giddy with glee and uh.....

you're a dude?
you're a cute, fairy-looking, dude?

i'm... getting... uncomfortable flashbacks...
to...




nooooooo
nooooooo
not gonna fly!

i am going to make a man out of you dude.












there.
phew.

now let's get the hell out of here.
that guy must be gone.














dammit!
kiki!

paaaaaan...


i know you can do it!

erg.

kiki, do it or...
do it or i will leave you with harry!


p-pan!



yes!
i knew you were a bro, kiki!

now let's get a move on.





i think we're ready for whatever's out here.
let's see...



yup. lookin good.

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[Showsni]

You exploded the poor old man? XD

What move is the bubble one? I've totally forgotten Tepig's early moves...

[deep]

You exploded the poor old man? XD

What move is the bubble one? I've totally forgotten Tepig's early moves...

Defense curl is correct.

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this is a nice place.
idyllic.



is that a slide?
i want to go on the slide!



excuse me?
i'm bigger than you are. you wanna fight about it?



apparently you do.
well you've forced my hand.



yes i'll be taking all of your dollars you stupid pre-schooler.
guess who's going hungry today?

oh look, your friends are waddling over!



bring it.





did I mention my fire pig learned firaga?
well then.
my fire pig learned firaga.







muahahahahahahaha!!
the look of abject terror on your grass monkey's face is priceless.



oh jeez.
look, I don't like beating up little kids normally, but you guys are making it too hard not to like.
let's throw down gurrrl.

butch!

audino!

yeah whatever.
you're up.



this looks like a pretty even fight.
i wanna test your mettle.
see what's going on under that cute pink exterior and whatnot
just give it all you--





...i learn new and glorious things about you three every day.
nacho commands arcane hellfires.
kiki can make plantlife and old men spontaneously combust.
and you, my squishy new friend, you are a bright pink tank.




i have earned this, you little pricks.
i'm going to relish this like the first bite of a glazed donut.
in fact i'm going to go twice.


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!



agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!




weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
suck itttt

alright, i've gorged on my fill of fun.
it's been real kiddies.



oh, are you two the bosses of the slide gang or something?



adorable. twins, even!




hey, what, two?
no fair!
fine. two can play at this game.
prepare to get burned and pinked to death.





now, where was i?



ooh. an item, and shiny new grass in which to catchy a shiny new friend!



why am i suddenly annoyed



cowlick!
i'm actually excited to see you, even though it feels like i see you, oh...
any time i go anywhere, ever!

i have a surpriiiise for you.
wanna fight? i bet you do.



excellent.

butch! secret weapon time!
beast mode!




hurrrrgh!

butch!
take out the trash.



ahahaha. butch you are even cuter when you hulk out.


gruh.

now beat up that dumb cat too.



butch you are a beast!
how you liking this, cowlick?
it cost me harry, but those waiters gave me the secret to their ungodly strength.
turns out the only real side-effect is unsightly hair growth!


gruh?

don't worry butch.
you'll always look fabulous to me.



so cowlick, i never heard what you--



oh you little shit!
did you go and tell on me to hat girl?



where's he going?
ugh. don't tell me he ran away crying because my hulking monstrosity laid the smackdown on his platypus and kitty.

well. uh.
i'm not really the sensitive type, so...
nice talking to you.
i think i'm going to be uh... going.



oh seriously?
do you want me to teach you what happens to people who block my way?
it rhymes with... uh... combusken?
i know that isn't a word shut up fine i'll go chase cowlick and apologize

but first!
time to find a new indentured friend!



into the grass!



oooh, a zebra-lookin thing.
majestic.
be gentle butch.



yessss.
to quote dante aligheri,
"bada bing, bada boom."

so now i have a noble steed...
and he needs an equally as impressive and noble name...
and i think i know just the name.















perfect!






come forth from your catchy-ball, my noble steed!





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Edited by DevilPaladin, 05 September 2011 - 11:00 PM.

[JRPomazon]

Horse is a priceless name. Better that than "Glue" or "Hooves." Or "Zippy."

Edited by JRPomazon, 06 September 2011 - 12:26 AM.

[canas is back]

you had me going there with epona

[deep]

yes, yes, i'm sorry and i mean it.
your platypus is a skilled opponent and i would be honored to fight alongside it one day.
not really.



huh?
what's in there?



the ren faire guys?
must be reenacting the tempest.



oh joy i love audience participation in theatre.



oh oh, say,
"i challenge thee to a duel, knave!"




oh, more of you.
you wanna fight too?
i'm down.
i'm down like downtown.



oh, two for the price of one?
alright, go kiki and nac--
hey wait cowlick what are you--



look i did not mean i would gladly fight beside your freaky platypus.
ugh fine.



i know you're shocked and concerned.
i don't know what that thing is either.



you scared them off.
we didn't even get to see the ending.
great job.

well how about you get the hell out of here.
i'm gonna snag me a new pet.
i wonder what kind of pets live in caves?


let's just step
around
and


peek
in



nooks


aaand....







baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal;kfjdfalsoiwe
what the hell
flying fuzzy cyclops bat
unitooth
what even is that

kiki explode it explode it now




ugh, you're pretty beat up.
welp, horse! time to make your stunning debut!



oooh. you have yellow attacks.
and your mohawk turns yellow.

horse! yellow attack!



bahahah lightning horse.
you are a lightning horse.
i have a fire pig and an explosion monkey and a lightning horse.

life is good.
oh! right. the bat thing.



oh... guess i won't be catching torched cinders...



yeah, i'm back. now get.



go away!
i hate y---

nacho!

oh, what's up dude?



woah where are we
...are we in the matrix?



oh shit we are in the matrix



...are you learning kung-fu?



....


Nacho!


bad!
asssssss!
professional wrestler fire pig!
in retrospect i would've named you luchaboar.

well, let's see what's ahead in the next town.



...i need an adult


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Current team:

Edited by DevilPaladin, 07 September 2011 - 10:05 PM.

[JRPomazon]

Welcome to Hipster town, where everyone lives in fucking crates. So ironic.

[Ken the Wandering Soul]

It's a shame you didn't get another pokemon there, but at least Horse is kicking ass and taking names.

Also, becuase I can't help myself:

Spoiler

Spoiler

Edited by Ken the Wandering Soul, 08 September 2011 - 06:27 PM.

[deep]

i like this place.
it's young and hip. and boxy, like those edgy new cars.



we've even got some outdoor entertainment.
we could do better than an accordion, but it's something.

let's check out the local trainers
oh look, another preschooler.
sup kid



yeah yeah rawr you're a dinosaur
horse!
get in there!
make with the electricity already.



good start.
this stupid little kid keeps using the same thing, and it doesn't do any damage.
what a stupid kid right horse?

that's like four times in a row!
man. i wonder what that attack does.
but seriously, horse, you're taking forever to kill that thing.
just finish it off already.

crap! it's attacking!
horse, finish this, dammit!

woah woah woah kid what the hell is your thing doing?
horse!



...horse?



jesus...
it sucked him dry in one shot.
that's actually horrifying.

horse man...
egh.

nacho, clean up this one.
be careful.



take care of the next one too.
don't fuck around man. torch that little shit.


am i just terrible at raising these guys?
i keep losing them so fast... should I even be doing this?
what am I even doing here? I keep getting strung along by these people, doing as they do. Leading these guys into battle and do their deaths. For what? Where's my agency in all of this?

...i don't have the answer to that yet.

c'mon guys.
let's keep going.



this place is interesting. it's swampy, dank. smells musty, but earthy.
it's relaxing, really.

what will i find here?





huh.
it's like a giant tadpole.

butch, let's do this. you're my go-to... guy.



wham bam madame.

so, hop on our of that ball little guy.
let me get a good look at you.




let's keep it simple, lil buddy. i'm not feeling zany today.
i'm gonna name you blue.

now blue, i know this is some heavy shit i'm breaking out right away, but i'm going to make you a promise to do my absolute best for you.
your life means something to me, know that.
but i need to borrow your power. i don't know for what yet, but will you fight with me?

...tym?

hopefully this will make sense to you one day.
but right now, let's see what you can do.






tym!

pole!


oh... this is awkward
do you... know him?

tympole! pole!

i can have kiki beat the stuffing out of him if you want.

tympole!!

how about we just head back.
that one building seemed off.




this one. i recognize that statue from the restaurant.
the one that served up pain and death and remorse and sadness and not even a little food.

is this another one of those places?
i guess i may as well check it out



oh! oh, pardon me i didn--



You.

You killed Peeps.
There's no time for talking. I need to beat your face in. Now!



Let's do this!

Butch!



Butch, Beast Mode.

graaah!

Stuff that bird.



Good monster.
Next!

Blue! Show me what you can do.
I see... blue attacks. Make it happen.



Bubbles. What is it with you guys and bubbles?



Blue, those bubbles hit like a truck! Are they made of lead... by any chance did you destroy a robot master?
Oh, another one of you.

Come on Kiki.
Use your evil explody power of chaos and whatnot.



Bam.



*exhale*
avenged.

no, no, shut up. don't wanna hear whatever you have to say.
take a hike, ponytail.







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Edited by DevilPaladin, 09 September 2011 - 08:47 PM.

[JRPomazon]

It's like you can't have nice things.


Remember:

Never give up,

Never forget,

Grind like hell.

[deep]

I'm trying to keep grinding to an absolute minimum to keep in the spirit of "Challenge." With Blitzle's defense stat, he wasn't gonna last very long anyway. It's funny, my first real "grind" was prepping Harry for the first gym and he got wrecked.

[Showsni]

Yeah, grinding's for wimps!
*Runs off to grind some more*
I've just noticed Tympole is a tadpole with pictures of tadpoles on it.

[deep]

welp. let's see what this place is!



awesome! giant dinosaur bones!
whatup mr. scientist! show me around!



boring.



boring.
don't you have more dragons?



that's not even an exhibit.
that's just a dark room.

...this isn't a tour at all, is it?

this the part where you get all handsy, isn't it?



oh god even worse handsy old man!



a bottle of water?
like i'd fall for that! this cap is sealed, but it's not like there aren't other ways to get date rape drugs into my drink.
you are a terrible person.



huh. library.
maybe I can find some books in English.
worth a shot, right?



nope.



well this is foreboding.
hey uh, little girl, what's this red text for?



ah! ah! sorry!
i'll just go somewhere else and uh...
what's in this book?



what kind of library is this?!
hey. science lady.
if i speak these passages out loud am I going to open a portal to the chaos realm and summon the old one?



yeah, that passage.
it's bad, isn't it?



woah woah woah!
put your pets away!
it's more for their own protection lady, see I have this flaming pig who is an amateur wrestler and




okay okay.
we'll throw down.

blue! get on out here.



teach him how to sit.

*chomp*
uh... crap.

butch!
teach him how to sit.



crap! ...crap!
butch, get back here.

kiki!
teach him how to sit!
i'm going to keep saying it until it works and i sound cool



ugh!
i hate these damn facial hair dogs.

alright lady, you asked for it.

aiyyo nacho?

'cho?

what did the five fingers say to the face, bud?




nacho!

n-no... no!
you're supposed to say "slap!"
ugh whatever i win give me money



so what book were you reading?








oh this stuff.
well i can just put this crap down.

hey little girl, move.
i wanna see what you're reading.
don't make me tell a joke.





alright then.
nacho.
five fingers.
face.
what do?




hah! never gets old!




so, what comic books were y---




what a silly place to put stairs!

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Current team:

[deep]

I'm bored, so it's time to officially empty my backlog and DOUBLE UPDAAAAATE!
*cough* Ahem!
-----------------------

what's in the dungeonnnn?!



hm.
i was not expecting a mrs. buttersworth.



ooh. files and documents and books and stuff.
if i was reading ancient evil tomes upstairs, i can't even imagine what you're packin down here mrs. b!



okay, okay, sorry.
so you're the head honcho of this place?
and we're gonna duke it out for a shiny thing?

in that case, i'm not gonna hold back.

nacho!

'cho!

nut up dude.
we can't afford to take her lightly.



heaven or hell? let's rock.



you are like black marge simpson.
it's uncanny.
oh uh right fighting time.

nacho!



teach him how to sit.

cho...

look everyone keeps using these dogs.
can't i have a cool catch phrase?

na-cho!

fine fine fine. just go hurt it.

um, right! where were we?

oh, right.
nacho!

make him sweat!


na...



i bet that really burns you up, huh mrs. buttersworth?



oh, seriously? that dog is fireproof.
hit him again!



oof. nacho man.
you know what time it is?

nacho!

alright. let's do this.

aiyyo nacho!
why did the chicken cross the road?



SLAP!







ahahahahaha.
nacho man that was a sick punch line!


...bahahahahahaha!
puns.




oh. right. fighty time.
nacho, you've done well, but i've got a Drumpf card for timon over here.



butch!
you know what to do.











sexy-time-attack!
butch turns more women into lesbians than justin bieber

now, butch! hulk out while he's blinded by gross inter-species attraction!



good start.
hit 'em again butchbro!



alright!
just one more!

be careful though, i think your charms are wearing off.



oh damn it butch. now is pretty high on the "bad-times-to-take-a-nap" national ranking!




butch! wake up!
he's biting you and shit how you are sleeping through this?!















*snrk*

...aud...ino?

phew.
alright butch, finish this joker.



suck ittttt buttersworthhhh




money and bling bling. all of it.
i want that dragon skeleton too.



shinyyy.
alright! now give me that dragon skeleton!



shhhh go away i am negotiating.
now. buttersworth. hand over the bones or I will teach your dog how to---

'cho!

look just--




...


why is everyone the fucking batman around here?!

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Current team:

Edited by DevilPaladin, 14 September 2011 - 10:34 PM.

[canas is back]

people do just tend to disappear on ya

[JRPomazon]

You want to know where all your batmen are going when you aren't looking?

Edited by JRPomazon, 15 September 2011 - 12:09 PM.

[deep]

How can I learn to eat food with that intensity?!

[Sondilyn]

I love all of your guy's storytellings! And that Batman made me jump. LOL!

[deep]

alright alright what's the hub bub all about now?




oh its the ren faire.
i'm really starting to get some uncool vibes from these guys. can't put my finger on it.



...what are you guys doing?



agggh *cough* egh *hack*
what the--



what!
what happened?
is my skeleton okay?!








...................................................................................................

bitch has got my skull



ren faaaaaaaaaaaire!



yo move i got places to be and skulls to forcibly retrieve with much prejudice and bloodshed



go away



go away



y'know i'll just leave that's much easier



don'thavetimekidsbye

aha!
ren faire!
relinquish my skull or perish, fiend!



i'm sure you'll be a challenge



no skull?
next!



*sniff sniff*
i smell...
patchouli...
and turkey legs.



aha! ren faire #2!
you gonna give me back my skull the easy way or the hard way?



i'm gonna take all your cash the easy way. thanks!

so... i don't see any more unwashed actors. so...



i see new patches of grass, let's see what kinda pets i can conscript.





oh a pigeon! they have these back home.
i mean, this one's easily as tall as my legs, which is terrifying, but at least it's normal.

ey blue!
loosen it up, will ya?



woah woah, go easy on the bird with your pain bubbles blue.



alright, alright! you've made your point.
sheesh. you're a loose cannon, blue.


i love it. never change.
alright bird.
time to cage ya.



bam! suck it. you're mine.


hm...
so what should I name you?
you're a pigeon.
so you're... pigeon-colored.
pigeon-shaped.

ugh. coming up blank.

well, you're a bird.
and what is a bird?

oh man. oh man!
yo bird!
bird!

pi?

yeah, have you heard?

pi...dove?

oh have you not heard?
it was my understanding that everyone had heard.















perfect.

alright word.
let's see what you're made of.



oh man, what is that?
man. i want one of those.
stupid word.

do whatever you want.


....dove.




did you cut that thing into pieces with sharpened air?

i think i like you after all.
come word! i have more things i want bisected.

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Current team:

[Sondilyn]

*sniff sniff*
i smell...
patchouli...
and turkey legs.

OMG I fell out of my chair laughing.

[canas is back]

these moonspeak creatures never cease to amaze

[deep]

This page has too many damn pictures. Can I push this to page 3?

edit: Nope.

Edited by DevilPaladin, 20 September 2011 - 04:21 PM.

[deep]

do you have my skull?



no?
well i'm pissed that nobody seems to have it, and i'm taking it out on you.
let's do this.

kiki! make with the explosions.





bahahah
hahaha
hahahhrrkgh!




kiki?







...eeeegh.
this world is messed up sometimes.

word, mop up this loser. i'll grab kiki...



oh yeah thanks for the 256 bucks now i can buy one potion to heal my dead monkey that you killed.
oh what's that? that's right i can't heal my dead monkey with a potion because you killed it.
how about you cough up s'more dough? do you realize what kiki was worth?!

nacho!

no, ugh. no, nacho.
i know he was free i'm trying to prove a point

cho.

what if i can't afford to feed you tonight huh tj puffinstuff

ch-cho!

that's what i thought now shut up

ugh.
whatever.

hey word, how's that bisecting coming?



bam! haha!



bam! yess.
i don't know how everything in this forest isn't extinct with all you bird dudes hanging around

*sniff*
*sniff*





ugh, this log is like a patchouli funnel.
alright, skull-gettin-back-tiiiime



yeah yeah no skull challenge me to a battle



yeah yeah eviscerate your chipmunk with death bubbles
next!



heyyy.
is that a pointy dragon skull in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?



now you're speaking my language.

word!
slap-chop time!



ahhh i missed you so much skull.
i'm gonna put you in my room with the rest of my giant dragon bones and--



hey back off, old-dude-in-fez



oh sweet are we gonna have a gangfight?!
alright i'll make the giant dust cloud.
ready?
1

2


3...



balls!
hey wait why are you taking my skull?
you mean I have to give it back?

lady i will just beat up your loser pets again.
let's do this.
word! kil--!



ugh.






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Current team:

[Showsni]

No more grass monkey?
They usually get replaced in the end anyway, but this was too premature...

[JRPomazon]

I miss him already.

[deep]

No more grass monkey?
They usually get replaced in the end anyway, but this was too premature...

I agree entirely.
And my single catch for the whole forest was Pidove. Which is actually one of the rarer encounters I believe. Lucky me.

I miss him already.

He got poisoned, and I said to myself, "Great, now I have to try to figure out which one is the antidote." Next turn? One-shotted with almost full heath. That's what I get for complaining.

Also, who gets stuck with Cut now?!

Edited by DevilPaladin, 20 September 2011 - 08:01 PM.