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[deep]

alright. let's get out of this forest.
i wonder what's on the other side?



holy perspective change batman!
was not expecting that.



this bridge is swank.



swaaaank.



double-decker with boats n shit?
my swankometer is reading off the charts!



check out my sick dutch angle.
no, i have no idea how i'm doing this.



oh... what a... foggy, orange skyline.
am I walking into Superman 64?



alright, alright. i'm here.
so uh... let's just read this here map and...


yeah i have no idea what this says.
guess I'll just walk around



this place is huuuuge.



i... don't think perspective works like that.



hmm. so what's in here?



old men. not a good start.
am I supposed to follow you? i'm sort of picking up on this language.

what's up the elevator?



ah, just an office. why am i here?

ambush?!

bahahahaha
alright.
let's dance.

who else wants some?



nerrrrrrd!

forget the battle.
i've got something special in mind.













alright. who is next?
let's see...



ah! don't think i don't see you hiding.
i've got a special wedgie with your name on it.



oh? a present?

well i suppose you can live, then.
you're a lucky duck.



oh shit we're in the matrix again!



ugh that is still unsettling.
what even are these things?




oh man, word, you are all sharp and badass now.





oh hey!
drinks for everyone!

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[deep]

so who runs this place?!
i don't take kindly to being ambushed.



aha! it's probably you.
blue! take him to the cleaners.

t-tym?

y'know, with your bubbles.
like... soap?





see his thing? make it stop moving.



wahahah.

alright. so you weren't in charge... that means...




you! mr. green suit.
i'm pressing charges against your weakling employees for wasting my time.

and...



oh.
...you run this place?
y'know you can probably hire someone to clean.
well uh... hah...











...are you really fighting me with a sentient trash bag?
blue, you know what to do.

landfill!



just... be sure not to touch it.
it looks sticky.



wow. he must be a hefty.
finish this, blue. throw some more dirt on him like a turd in a littler box.

i will have no more of these shenanigans with this janitor.

obviously he isn---



four thousand dollars?
hah.
y'know, i think you and i speak the same language.
i'll just be leaving now.

pleasure doing business with you.

oh... wait.
what's this?
a present?



oh it's a ...uh... crown made of garbage?
how... delightful.

i know just the trashcan to donate this to.


let's split, guys.
i still owe you those drinks now that you're all over 21.



let's see....
the green dots look like the green awning next to me, so i'm guessing they're entrances and exits.
the red dot is probably the vet clinic, cos that's red.
so the yellow dot must be... something... else... that is important... i guess.

onward!





aha! it's one of those battle places! good enough.

time to--



ugh.
if you were a running joke you'd've dug a hole to china with your footsteps dude.
this has to be intentional.

am i following you again?
fine. let's go.
what pressing emergency is it this time?
was another pet kidnapped by the mean old ren faire?




oh hey guy from the forest.
are you coming too?
splendid.

by the way, did you know my favorite thing was errands?



i see it's a party.
well hi, giant mess of purple hair, i'm teddy, what's your name?



ah. ren faire!
i called it.
just give it up now, failed theatre major.
hey hey get back here!

ugh i wasn't even done dissin' you.

well let's split up. i'll take dark alleyways!











ahhhh i take it back i don't wanna take the dark alleywayyssss



















go on, go on.
how pretty are my eyes again?

well that's what i hope you're saying.
i actually have no idea what you're saying, but it sounds so handsome.

oh uh, right! chasing vermin.
sorry sir hunks-a-lot, but i have a civic duty to attend to!





you! dancing man!
have you seen any oddly costumed ruffians?





holy shit its eddy gordo
don't caporeia me dude i'll just go





oh hey what's down there dude?
that's the same street by the battle place where i started, right?

what's down there?
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Do you guys like the new size? Too big? I did a straight double, but I could swing a 1.5 or a 1.75 or a 1.34 if you must.

Edited by DevilPaladin, 27 September 2011 - 10:03 PM.

[Sir Deimos]

I've been reading via my phone, and I don't see any noticeable differences.

[deep]

haha. I suppose that's good. I wouldn't want my larger images to implode on your phone screen and leave you with all my boring text without any pictures for context.

[Sondilyn]

I like the new size.

[~Celesta~]

I like the new size.

[Veteran]

I approve.

[Showsni]

I'm fine either way.

I'm fine either way.

[JRPomazon]

You just hate everyone you run into, don't you?

[deep]

hey hey hey what did you find?





how did we miss this?
it's right across the street from your battle place dude.

forget it.
ren faire, prepareth thyselfes!



prithee, couldst thou sucketh on mine girl-phallus, knave?



i bite my thumb at your stupid crocodile



ye olde smacketh-downe



and verily was the fell crocodile pwned. and there was much rejoicing.

now, move.
breakin into your base all action hero style aaaand











well i guess it's convenient you're all right here.
...you do know you're supposed to send the henchmen at us first?





oh wait no no no.
no you don't.
no cape-flourishing monologues man.
i will have none of that.

nacho!
powerbomb that jabroni!


na-cho!


see, that's how we get things done.






wait, we chased them across the city to their hideout because they stole that pink thing from earlier?
dudes just catch your own stupid pink thing.

well, regardless, let's take these guys to the police.
we have police here right?






....okay how did we let all of them go?










you know i saw an episode of House like this.
the woman "lost" long periods of time, totally unable to remember things happening.
say like, large quantities of people vacating a room in what feels like seconds.
maybe i'm having absent seizures?
i did fall on my head. i think.




i need ice cream.



move old man it's god damn ice cream time




i see that smilie face. i know, right? ice cream is awesome!




waiting in the icecreamline, for the ice creaaam
reallyit'smorelikenicecream, ratherthanplainicecream
whichiswhy i'm singing this soooooong




only a hundred bucks? shit lady, i just got paid 4,000 bucks for beating up a janitor. give me 40!
nacho could probably eat at least 20.

...na!

look man we're buds. i'm not gonna mince words, you're a chunker.

...cho

but you're my chunker. now how about some ice cream?



really? just one cone?
this place must be communist or something.
who rations ice cream?

well i guess we can share it guys.
just be glad you all keep dying or there'd be less to go around right? ahahaha--

...


y'know, it's weird, but sometimes i think you guys can understand me.

i'm glad you can't though.

anyway, let's go! i think it's high time we crashed that dude's battle place thing.



oh hey eddie gordos!
check out this ice cream. it's pretty delish, though it's real tightly controlled. like the shop is only open on Tuesdays or something.

weird. so anywa--



aaaaaaaaaahwhat










































ugh...
what... happened.

my...
my ice cream!
god damn it!
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[JRPomazon]

prithee, couldst thou sucketh on mine girl-phallus, knave?

Classic.

[deep]

Guess what? I learned that I can batch image edit with MS Office! All I had to do was switch views! *holds shaking gun to head*

This of course means it'll be so much easier to do the bitch work involved in updating. Have another one!

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i need a shower.





let's just get this over with.














i was not expecting... whatever this is.




ew ew ew ew ew ew sticky ew ew ew

agh, i'm through!
and... on a ...floor button?



which opened a gate over there.
okay.
i think i get this.



guess i have to fight this clown.



that's a good trick.
can you put those balls on your chin?







ahh. the bug theme. yeah i didn't get it from the giant honeycombs and sticky goop.
i don't know if you know this, but i basically exterminated an entire forest of these things.

word, make with the choppy death.



next.



oh look another bug.

i'm just gonna turn around. do as you will word bro.








and that's that. what a joke, right word?

...

like... clowns tell jokes?



...dumb bird.

so these buttons open gates?
invigorating puzzle.
this is just mildly inconvenient.
what's it like if he wants to leave here quickly?




ugh. gotta walk through the stuff again.



ew ew ew ew ew eew ew w ewe we e wew ew ew we we ew e we we we w ew ew e w ew e we




pressin buttons.
pressin buttons.
pressin--



baaaaah! trap button!
you're dead, clown.

wait wait
don't tell me
leaf bug thing?



i didn't want to be right.

anything interesting in your bag of tricks?



cool hermit crab.
that's a... not a bug?
is it a bug?
ah whatever. slice n dice, word!



word man.
do you realize if i could channel the wind to cut my enemies, i would never be caught for killing people?
no evidence! just a bloody corpse.


i mean... that's all hypothetical. hah... uh....




well now! you're a sturdy little hermit crab.
unfortunately my strategy will Drumpf your natural defenses.
ready for this?

word...
hit it again.




battle genius teddy.



alright! that's the last one!

time to face the head honcho.

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[Sir Deimos]

OH MY GOD THE NEW PICTURE SIZE.


I thought... that... Word... ;_;


His "My Team" photo didn't load until long after everyone else.

[deep]

i wonder where these stairs lead...



woah cool!
what kind of pocket dimension are we in that you have a black void in the back of the room?
i don't even want to fight you, i want to find out if a coin i drop will ever hit the ground and stuff!




oh, fine.



dude i am manlier than you.



nice butterfly belt and striped pants, pudge.
you look like my grandma.

freddie mercury called.
he wants his moves back.
he also told me to tell you that you look like his grandma.



nice!
coming out swinging with something i haven't seen before.
i'm excited.
are you excited word?

quill!

let's make some roly-poly puree, word!



look man, say what you want, if you don't move you're gonna be dog food.



...what did you do?



aw you dick!

alright word, just hit him again.
we've got him on the ropes!



great job, word!
you are the coolest bird.

alright pavarotti, what's next?



ah this dirty crab thing.
how about you dust him off, word?



that's the stuff.



damn, these things are sturdy.
alright word, brace yourself for the counterattack, this shit's in the bag.
then i'll have nacho light it and we'll ring his doorbell and run.

woah woah woah
where did he get that rock from?
wait,


that hermit crab is made of stone?

word!











agh...








not again...

nacho! he's loosened him up for you.
take him down. give him knuckle sandwich!



that sounded like it hurt nacho man!
is your... hoof... thing... alright?



oh you are a shitting me.



oh you are double shitting me!



this is like dysentery levels of shit, nacho.
but you got this.

hands weren't working, so let's turn up the heat!

...cho.

oh come on that pun wasn't even that bad.



light him up!



...seriously?!

okay.
new strategy.
nacho, tag out.

blue!
clean up his act!

...

just do it.



please be substantial please be substantial please be substantial



yesssssssssssssss

okay blue get the hell out of there.

nacho, you're back in.
whatever he's got in store, just kill it with fire.









okay i don't know what that is, but it's badass.
you are ruining its badassery.
just quit posing and let me torch your beloved pet and avenge my poor mangled bird.


nacho!
roid up dude!



yesss nice and dusty and orange
now, flame on!
dc can't sue me for that right?
they don't even exist in this universe,
it's probably cool



there you go!
this hand of yours is burning red!
its loud roar tells you to grasp victory!
ERUPTING! BURNING!


....uhh what was your move called again?

nacho.

ERUPTING! BURNING! NACHO!

...



yesssssssssssssssss



oh don't give me that you know exactly where that reference is from don't act like you're too good for it just because that show was campy as hell. you're like the prime minister of camptopia.



many thanks.

alright.
thanks for your help earlier.
and for the quality battle, despite our losses.

i just want you to know, i've been thinking about this for a while, and i really want it off my che---

*bing bing bing*

wha? oh oh, my uh... cell... phone thing.

i should take this.




...



*click*
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Edited by DevilPaladin, 30 September 2011 - 09:26 PM.

[Sir Deimos]

[JRPomazon]

THE EAST!
It's BURNING RED!

[Ken the Wandering Soul]

TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!

[deep]

so this is the absolute last building in this city. let's see what office ambush is waiting for me here.



oh well you all look friendly but i am so on to you!



oh hey are you playing ddr?
awesome man i love ddr.

can i play?



...no?

look you're not concentrating too hard to not hear me you're not even on heavy.

fine.



...german?

german! ohgodalanguageicanunderstand

you bought yourself a new car.

well i mean it's better than nothing i guess. what else, what else?!



so now it's easy to get to the next town.
i mean yeah that's what cars are for.

well hab einen guten tag and all that scheiss.



ooh, spanish!
uh... you have a precious uh... something in a coma at your house?
hah... spanish... well uh... i should go.

adidas!



ENGLISH
a good time? yeah, now i am!
you have no idea how good it is to hear english, blue hair guy.



i have been. is this like the multicultural room or something?

well this has just been reenergizing.
does anyone else speak english here?
i'm gonna find out.



nope.



oh shit ddr dude you speak english too.
...that means you understood me when i asked to play.


hmph.

i'm out of here. bitches don't know how to share.





here goes. i guess the next town is a while away if you need a car to get there.



oh hey hat girl.
sorry about the phone call. it must've dropped. i was sort of in a black and formless void.











woah woah sorry!



pet him like lennie from of mice and men, nacho!



i'll get some grapes for all that wrath dude.



hah, you got it.
didn't know you liked steinbeck.

next!

oooh. theme battle time.



out-pink it, butch!




that's how we do on team bull moose.

next!



oooh agriculture i'm so scared

kindly lend johnny appleseed a beatdown, eh butch?



well that's a pretty fabulous attack, i must say.
dust and lightning bugs.

ferocious.



it uh... doesn't look too good.


butch what did you do? it's not even moving!
you scary, butch.



aaah! the agriculture is glowing and shit!
it's... healing hat chick's pet?

woah. life-stealing plants. that's metal as hell.
too bad you christopher reeves'd that guy butch.

put him out of his mistery already.



tschuess!

next!




bam! butch threw a ball of grass in your face.
what now.


no, really.


does that hurt or something?

i still don't understand the true nature of the stuff butch does anymore.
he used to just hit stuff with his fists and now it's all magic paralysis and glowing balls of plant matter and



well whatever. it works!



i'm sure you'll get me next time.
now, out of the way.



i love it when she listens.

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[Showsni]

Are the English guys Japanese in the English version? I forget.

[deep]

I distinctly remember encountering this building and checking out the language differences once I got my English version. All the other foreign languages are still there, but I don't remember if the English guys are still in English. I imagine they are, but I can't find my DS at the moment.

And yeah, I took German, though considering the demographics of my country, I should've taken Spanish.

[Veteran]

Word is dead? But how can this be?!?

[deep]

Hubris, and a bit of bad luck. I didn't even know that thing had a Rock-type attack.

[Veteran]

It lives in a rock. Practical evolution at its best. Don't you want to be your very best? Like no one ever was? Ash studied during the ad-breaks ya know.

[deep]

My extra challenge for this game is to play it like someone who hasn't already played it twice, but I actually didn't know it had a Rock move. It only ever used Faint Attack before.

[Veteran]

Though now that I think about it, chipping off pieces of its house and flinging at you is counter-productive. Burgh's a sociopath.

[JRPomazon]

Among other things.

[deep]

I like the subtle reference in your acronym.

[JRPomazon]

I like the subtle reference in your acronym.

I try. Anyway, how to you suppose Butch is going to die? I can't imagine you'll have him for too long.