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Started by Steel Samurai , Jan 23 2011 04:00 PM

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#31 Crimson Lego

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:29 PM

This thread no longer has anything to do with Steel; how typical.




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#32 Nevermind

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:46 PM

Not entirely.



Did you know a penis can also erect up to 4 inches?



Did you know a penis can also erect up to 4 inches?


Did you know a penis can also erect up to 4 inches?




AROOOOOOUND! ;d

#33 Crimson Lego

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 08:39 PM

...In any case, my dick is still bigger than all of yours.



So, yes, I win. ;d

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 09:00 PM

Those who brag about their size are usually the ones who don't have anything at all... :whistle:





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#35 Crimson Lego

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 09:08 PM

You do know that only applies to people 18 and older, right? :P

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 09:10 PM

o_0
Since when?
So, according to your logic, does this mean a 9 year-old would win in this competition?

#37 Crimson Lego

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 07:08 AM

Yeah. Essentially, my very young brother would kick all our asses.




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#38 Kisseena

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 10:14 AM

That's... That's kinda disturbing.
:ph34r:

But, I've changed my baby cousin, Brandon's, diapers.
Do babies not apply?
Or does it just shrink form there?
XDDDD

#39 Crimson Lego

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 04:42 PM

Starts from 3, if I remember correctly. ;d

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 05:10 PM

Leo, you are the worst doctor ever.

#41 Kisseena

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 07:33 PM

I agree with Laz. ;d

Edited by Kissyria, 29 January 2011 - 07:33 PM.

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 03:52 AM

Ummm ... this is just a fucked up conversation ...Posted Image

#43 Kisseena

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 11:24 AM

Indeed, it is. XD

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:47 PM

Yeah. Essentially, my very young brother would kick all our asses.




:rage:

Except mine.

For I am a dick god.

#45 Crimson Lego

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 02:51 PM


Yeah. Essentially, my very young brother would kick all our asses.




:rage:

Except mine.

For I am a dick god.


You are 18 years older than him.



He'd beat you by a long shot. :P

#46 Dizzy

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 05:56 PM



Yeah. Essentially, my very young brother would kick all our asses.




:rage:

Except mine.

For I am a dick god.


You are 18 years older than him.



He'd beat you by a long shot. :P


Well...





Shit, Leo...


































Dick god.

#47 Crimson Lego

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 09:01 PM




Yeah. Essentially, my very young brother would kick all our asses.




:rage:

Except mine.

For I am a dick god.


You are 18 years older than him.



He'd beat you by a long shot. :P


Well...





Shit, Leo...


































Dick god.


If you are a dick god, then






I am a dick deity.




:ROCK:

#48 Twinrova

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 09:03 PM

....Leo a deity is a god

#49 Crimson Lego

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 09:17 PM

Fierce Deity Link kicked Majora's ass.



My point is proven.

#50 Fin

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 09:46 PM

But Majora was said to be a demon, not a god. And 'fierce deity' was just a translation of 'kishin'. Which can also be translated as 'fierce god'.



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#51 Dizzy

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 11:56 PM

Victoly.

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 12:55 AM

Dicktoly.


#53 Crimson Lego

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 01:34 PM

But Majora was said to be a demon, not a god. And 'fierce deity' was just a translation of 'kishin'. Which can also be translated as 'fierce god'.



:whistle:


Note the word 'fierce'.



It makes me a better god, thus proving my victory over you guys. :twisted:

#54 Twinrova

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 01:51 PM

Fierce =/= better. :whistle:

#55 Fin

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 01:55 PM

Also, you just called yourself a deity. You never said anything about being fierce. The discussion of Fierce Deity Link was completely tangential. ;d

#56 Crimson Lego

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 02:24 PM

...




I'm still younger than all of you.


Therefore, my dick is the largest.

#57 Nevermind

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 04:36 PM

And so is your vagina.



And by that I mean your mouth.

#58 Kwicky Koala

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:19 PM

I'm so glad I decided to click on this thread. :D

#59 Dizzy

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 11:21 PM


Dicktoly.

Quoted for truth.

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 10:23 AM

....Will ya'll stop dicking around already?


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