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#1 Steel Samurai

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 04:00 PM

[12:52] stele: asses
[12:52] diz: Buttocks lol
[12:52] stele: Personally I prefer tits
[12:52] diz: Me too.
[12:52] diz: *high five*
[12:53] guest-6893 entered the room
[12:53] diz: My dad is standing behind me.
[12:53] diz: And he wants you to do something.
[12:53] diz: XD
[12:53] diz: Start flailing?
[12:53] guest-6893 changed nickname to fish
[12:54] fish: sup horez
[12:54] diz: Dad lol'd.
[12:54] stele: Dads are easy to please :P
[12:55] diz: Sup penez.
[12:55] stele: sup icthz
[12:55] diz: Dad thinks you're cool.
[12:55] stele: I try
[12:55] diz: And he says you're a nice looking guy.
[12:56] diz: And now he's asking me why I'm not married.
[12:56] diz: *slump*
[12:56] diz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[12:56] stele: Wait
[12:56] diz: Shutupdood
[12:56] stele: did your dad just try to set you up with me after seeing me for like
[12:56] stele: 15 seconds
[12:56] diz: shutup
[12:56] stele: Damn I'm good.
[12:56] fish: I now pronounce you man and wife.
[12:56] fish: Andrew, you may kiss the bride.
[12:57] stele: Pope Toan has said it
[12:57] stele: it comes from God himself
[12:57] fish: I do have the authoritaw
[12:57] diz: XDDD
[12:57] diz: Cartman.
[12:57] stele: Oh gosh
[12:57] stele: this is going straight to IM quotes
[12:57] diz: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

#2 Dizzy

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 05:31 PM

=______=

And he's still raving about you.

#3 Crimson Lego

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 07:23 PM

I wish my dad would rave about people I meet online; instead, when he saw me in Lost Woods before we had the new dorms, he lectured me for 15 minutes about not talking to strangers.



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#4 Twinrova

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 07:58 PM

But we're not strangers! We're just internet predators. Very familiar, friendly, football-hating internet predators.

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#5 Crimson Lego

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:49 PM

He said that too. :rage:

#6 Dizzy

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 12:11 AM

:< I'd never prey on you.

Scouts honor.

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 02:11 PM

Ah~ you see I was under the assumption this mysterious "diz" was a man until I then realized "Oh yeah, LA user Dizzy, of course!"

It changed the meaning of everything. ;d

Edited by Kitsylvania, 25 January 2011 - 02:12 PM.


#8 Crimson Lego

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 06:13 PM

:< I'd never prey on you.

Scouts honor.


I know you guys won't. :)

Ah~ you see I was under the assumption this mysterious "diz" was a man until I then realized "Oh yeah, LA user Dizzy, of course!"

It changed the meaning of everything. ;d




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#9 Dizzy

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 03:53 PM

Ah~ you see I was under the assumption this mysterious "diz" was a man until I then realized "Oh yeah, LA user Dizzy, of course!"

It changed the meaning of everything. ;d

But I am a man. @_@

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 10:33 AM


:< I'd never prey on you.

Scouts honor.


I know you guys won't. :)


Yeah Leo the only reason we would even think about preying on you is if you had some of that delicious Maple Syrup. Posted Image

(If you are tired of the maple syrup jokes, just let me know.)

Edited by Tsumatra, 28 January 2011 - 11:24 AM.


#11 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:16 AM



:< I'd never prey on you.

Scouts honor.


I know you guys won't. :)


Yeah Leo the only reason we would even think about preying on you is if you had some of that delicious Maple Syrup. Posted Image

(If your tired of the maple syrup jokes, just let me know.)

YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR! :rage:

#12 tsume

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:20 AM




:< I'd never prey on you.

Scouts honor.


I know you guys won't. :)


Yeah Leo the only reason we would even think about preying on you is if you had some of that delicious Maple Syrup. Posted Image

(If your tired of the maple syrup jokes, just let me know.)

YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR! :rage:


..... i didnt even use the word your ....

#13 Crimson Lego

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:22 AM





:< I'd never prey on you.

Scouts honor.


I know you guys won't. :)


Yeah Leo the only reason we would even think about preying on you is if you had some of that delicious Maple Syrup. Posted Image

(If your tired of the maple syrup jokes, just let me know.)

YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR! :rage:


..... i didnt even use the word your ....


STOP STEALING MY MAPLE SYRUP YOU AMERICANS GO WATCH A COLTS GAME OR SOMETHING INSTEAD. :rage:



The jokes are fine. :P

#14 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:22 AM

(If your tired of the maple syrup jokes, just let me know.)
..... i didnt even use the word your ....

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "YOU'RE".
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Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:26 AM






:< I'd never prey on you.

Scouts honor.


I know you guys won't. :)


Yeah Leo the only reason we would even think about preying on you is if you had some of that delicious Maple Syrup. Posted Image

(If your tired of the maple syrup jokes, just let me know.)

YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR! :rage:


..... i didnt even use the word your ....


STOP STEALING MY MAPLE SYRUP YOU AMERICANS GO WATCH A COLTS GAME OR SOMETHING INSTEAD. :rage:



The jokes are fine. :P


I WOULD IF THEY WERE STILL PLAYING!!!!!!!!!! (Im a Colts fan. :P and i am from Indy.)


(If your tired of the maple syrup jokes, just let me know.)
..... i didnt even use the word your ....

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "YOU'RE".
:rage:

Well i didnt use YOUR because i put YOU ARE!!!!!! Posted Image

#16 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:29 AM

YOU EDITED IT YOU CHEATER.
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Posted 28 January 2011 - 01:34 PM

YOU EDITED IT YOU CHEATER.
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Nuh uh!!!! You just need to pay more attention lol.

#18 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 03:15 PM

Then how come all the quotes have your?
Explain that!

Amirite?

#19 tsume

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 04:35 PM

Then how come all the quotes have your?
Explain that!

Amirite?


Idk.

#20 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 04:42 PM

You fail.
Your argument is invalid.

#21 Dizzy

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 05:32 PM

You guys need to settle this like men.


Whip out yo' dicks. Whoever is biggest, wins.

#22 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 05:42 PM

Oh, then I automatically win.
;d

#23 Crimson Lego

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 06:41 PM

Excuse me, but it is common knowledge that those youngest always have the biggest. Your dick shrinks as you get older.




Therefore, I win.

#24 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 06:45 PM

I thought it was between me and Tsume... XD
But also, it is common knowledge that those who do not have d**ks, have the biggest ones. Duh.

And shut up, that makes perfect sense.

#25 Twinrova

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:09 PM

Well, there is such a thing has an enlarged clitoris....

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#26 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:17 PM

Well, there is such a thing has an enlarged clitoris....

:P

Ewwwww, I didn't mean thaaat. XD
Did you know that a clitoris can erect to up 4 inches? @_@

Edited by Kissyria, 28 January 2011 - 07:18 PM.


#27 Twinrova

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:19 PM

Yes. Yes I did know that.

AREN'T THEY GREAT ;d

#28 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:20 PM

Ohh, my gosh, this thread took a huge turn. :P

#29 Nevermind

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:22 PM

Did you know a penis can also erect up to 4 inches?

#30 Kisseena

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 07:27 PM

o_0
NO.
WAY.

This news shocks me. :P




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