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[Fin]

The pig fish looks so... so sad. D:

[SOAP]

SOAP. I'll make your penis larger! So long as I don't need to go near it.

I seriously doubt that. Unless your online name was Lazukureel and lived in Austrailia.

[Toan]

This topic just took a turn for the epic! Pig fish!

I hear they're making a movie based on him:

[JRPomazon]

I know I'm just helping the problem here, but there is not way I'm going to miss out on this.

And another thing:

Is the pig fish under seafood or steakhouse?

Edited by JRPomazon, 23 June 2009 - 06:31 PM.

[CID Farwin]

When they process it do they make Hot Dogs or Fish Sticks?

[Average Gamer]

Did you create that abomination through demented breeding or gene-altering experiments?

[Fin]

Hot Sticks?

[CID Farwin]

Did you create that abomination through demented breeding or gene-altering experiments?

Alas, it is not my abomination, so I don't know.

[Average Gamer]

Alas, it is not my abomination, so I don't know.

Was its creator named Dr. Moreau?

[CID Farwin]

The story of how Pig Fish came about.

One day, on a quiet rural farm, a lonely pig wallowing in his boredom, peered into the murky reflection of his water trough. In his gaze he inspected his fine pig features, how dull and thick he looked. 'So pompous I am...' he thought with pride. Just then a faint splash drew his attention from himself. 'My, my, my...' said a seductive voice...'What a stout pig you are...'. In shock and surprise the pig gazed unbeliving at what he saw. 'Forgive me..' it said, '.. i am new to these waters and am looking for a friend, I am a goldfish...'. The pig stared back blankley but finally said '...I too, am lonely and looking for a friend' said the Pig, 'but ive never talked to a goldfish before...'. That is is how it began.

In the months, and days following, they would talk endlessly about there lives, and throughout the nights theyd gaze in wonder at the sparkling moonlite sky. Then one night pig lost control of his piggish ways and stole what was supposed to be sacred, and screwed the goldfish silly.

The End.

Apparently it was discovered by a DSteinBach.

[Veteran]

I feel depressed that I have to go to sleep while this thread rolls on.


Also, wouldn't it be ironic if someone else hits 10k before Chik as a result of this topic?

[Dizzy]

I have contributed.

[Fin]

I knew it!

[Average Gamer]

The world will be even more screwed if that thing evolves.

[CID Farwin]

The world will be even more screwed if that thing evolves.

It evolves into Raieatchu

[JRPomazon]

The world will be even more screwed if that thing evolves.

It evolves into Raieatchu

Some one find me a Thunder Stone.

Edited by JRPomazon, 23 June 2009 - 07:09 PM.

[SOAP]

Fuck getting 10k. I'm gonna get drunk with some hot soldier boys. Well not really boys. Or hot for that matter. And they're straight. But free beer with my guy friends is still free beer! Hooray!

[Chikara Nadir]

You have fun with that, but your abandonment of the epic thread WILL be remembered.

[Dizzy]

I'm rooting for you, SOAP!

[Fin]

Hooray, you found a place for that pic!

[Dizzy]

Hooray, you found a place for that pic!

I knew the right moment would come!

[Chikara Nadir]

Enjeru, your pic has the most win ever.

However, enjoy another random, complimentary Lolcat.

[Fin]

[Chikara Nadir]

[Daniel]

[Fin]

Edited by Fintin O'Brien, 23 June 2009 - 07:57 PM.

[Showsni]

I feel depressed that I have to go to sleep while this thread rolls on.


Also, wouldn't it be ironic if someone else hits 10k before Chik as a result of this topic?

And by my calculations, I'm the only one with a real chance! Can I post 8 posts for each of Chik's? Only time will tell.

[Dizzy]

[JRPomazon]

I've grabbed some dinner and eating it as we speak. Ironic as it is: I haz cheezburger.

[Showsni]

Well, I just had a Cadbury's Creme Egg. I think I win.