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[Mystic Kitsune]

Demon blood rising. What kind of Kitsune were these? You don't throw horses, for one!

Kitsune drew out his blade and charged the demon right into the stomach and smashed it with it's hilt.

[GuardianNinja]

The Demon grabs Kitsune with its claws and tosses it like it was nothing

[Mystic Kitsune]

As he was flying away due to the miraculous awesome god like Z style force of the throw, and pondering why he was called an it, he landed on Steel's horse while it was still running.

"Hey Steel. I was distracted by a Kitsune, apparently. How far are we from our destination?" He said, as they rode away fast.

[Steel Samurai]

Steel's horse grunted and stumbled, then recovered and continued, albeit at a somewhat slower pace. "You should've just finished him off. He may be a nuisance later on."

[Mystic Kitsune]

"I'm sure Perseus can..."

He just realized Perseus was still there.

"...Well I tripped his horse. Should we go back? Or do you think he can handle himself?"

[Steel Samurai]

"He can fly if he needs to. Hopefully his horse will be alright, since two people on one horse will slow us down a bit. Should only be another 40-50 miles."

[Mystic Kitsune]

"I could get off and run. Why the heck are we on a horse anyway?"

Looking back, Kitsune compared the pros and cons of having a horse. If they had not had them, they would not have:

A.) Not lost one
B.) Not had to suffer Perseus' horse.
C.) Villagers would not chase them
D.) Z the Bird would not have been found
E.) Kitsune would not have been attacked...by an undecipherable Kitsune
F.) Not experienced a Moonwalking horse
G.) And more.

[Steel Samurai]

"If I hadn't got the horses it would've taken us 3 days to reach Van'Duras." Steel said, almost as if he knew exactly what Kitsune was thinking. He sighed. "Go see if you can find out what happened to Perseus anyway." He stopped the horse, who slid for a few hundred feet, and then came to a stop.

Edited by Steel Samurai, 21 April 2007 - 08:44 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

"Sure I'll go check." Kitsune jumped off the horse and went back to where Perseus was left.

Edited by Mystic Kitsune, 21 April 2007 - 08:49 AM.

[Ransom]

Perseus sat on his horse and watched as Kitsune was dragged over the hill, dragging along the ground by his own horse.

He thought about helping him in all his embarrassment, but dismissed the thought as a untoward act of charity.
Still chuckling to himself, Perseus leapt off the horse, suddenly finding his own foot caught on his horse's saddle.

The horse galloped the opposite direction, thinking he had been kicked.

As Perseus, wings and all, was dragged along the hard dirt ground, he started to contemplate his existance and other deep philosophical conundrums.

This really hurts.

*bump*

Why does it hurt? What is pain?

*scratch*

Why must we go through such an unpleasant thing at unexpected times?

*scrape*

What is the meaning of life?

*snap*

Why do these Mysterious Ninja's tenses keep changing in the middle of his sentances?

As his horse reached the crest of the next hill he heard the angry screams of the village mob again.

"Oh damn this." he said angrily.
Though, as he was being dragged violently along the earth as he spoke, it came out as more of a: "Orgh, dlamn thargh."

Edited by Ransom, 21 April 2007 - 09:09 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Kitsune heard "Orgh, dlamn thargh", but passed it for the ninja boy.

He yelled at the top of his lungs "PERSEUS!!!"

...he followed the peculiar wing marks on the ground. Along with the philosophical and mathematical equations etched in the ground by a hand being dragged by a horse.

[Ransom]

Finally, Perseus' foot slipped out of the saddle rope and he thudded to the ground.

Fortunately, he looked up just in time to see his horse slaughtered by the horde of pissed villagers.

Perseus, bruised, battered, and generally cut up all over his whole body was in no position to defend himself.
So he lay there, desperately trying to move all or any of his muscles as the villagers came upon him.

"PERSEUS!" he heard someone yell.

Wow. That was asotoundingly... cliche.

He hoped to God it was someone with an adrenaline shot on him.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Kitsune kicked Perseus.

"What else could I do? Your damn trail made me think too much!"

[Ransom]

"Ow!" Perseus yelled, going into the fetal position.

The villagers suddenly stopped in there tracks, looking confusedly at each other.
One of them stepped out of the crowd.

"Did you say 'cow'?"

[GuardianNinja]

"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR"
The Demon walks over and breathes fire
around perseus and Kitsune too thick to
cut through with wind too high to jump
now theres only us three in a giant circle
of fire. The demon seems stronger than
minites ago. He must be getting stronger
every second the demon blows a giant
fireball at perseus knowing that he cant
defend himself. and lets out another huge
"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR"

[Mystic Kitsune]

Despite the ROAR, the villagers were focused on the fetal position Perseus.

"No he said..."

Looking at Ransom in the fetal position, he decided he'd just be a silly Kitsune that he is. He has no idea how the fetal position reminded him of it, though.

"Yes, folks, he did say "ow/cow/how/meow/zow/...allow! It's just that you only heard ow, because Perseus here..." Kitsune kicks Perseus again. "...Perseus here, can SPEAK, in the different sections of the ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM."

At this point the villagers will clearly..."wtf'd", as the ninja boy might say.

"But isn't speaking using particle to particle sound waves instead of light?" said a little boy, who appeared out of his dad's pocket, somehow.

"No, kid, where have you been? This is PERSEUS. He talks with the properties of light! Why else can you see his mouth move?" Kitsune said, all smiley like.

"DON'T LISTEN TO HIM KIDS" Said an overprotective mother with a broken caps lock key.

"But mom...he's a long haired boy who came out of nowhere and kicked a man with wings! Making him go into fetal position!...what the heck is fetal position mom?"

Before the overprotective caps lock key could speak/yell, Kitsune answered, "Do you even know what fetal position is? It's not how you're born, it's...um...the position of ...well fetal backwards is latef, and you take the letters and rearrange them to make fatel, and they forgot an f, so it would be Fat Elf, as in Fat Elf position. Haven't you kicked a fat elf before? They do what he did!"

*interrupted by Roar and fireball*

Kitsune quickly smashed and broke the fireball with his sheath, and said. "Electromagnetic waves, everyone."

..."and no he's not an Elf. Nor is he fat."

The people by this time were baffled. They were still wondering what the heck a "caps lock key" or "electromagnetic" was anyway. The kid seemed to be bright, but he ran off with his mother's last hope of lower casing letters. The shift key.

While the people were talking amongst themselves, Kitsune silently picked up Perseus and ran back to Steel carrying him.

Edited by Mystic Kitsune, 21 April 2007 - 11:26 AM.

[GuardianNinja]

Does GIANT Fire Wall mean anything to you?
The demon plows Kitsune into the earth and
picks up perseus and lets out "ROOOOAAAR"
and slams perseus into the ground and Kitsune
can hear a large SNAP perseus's leg broke
and comes down with his claws to finish
perseus off.

(The firewall cant be manipulated in anyway
Time for a showdown? )

Edited by GuardianNinja, 21 April 2007 - 11:49 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Kitsune, noticing the grammar of the demon had increased, and takes it as a serious threat.

Kitsune thought of using Norton. It destroys firewalls whether you like it or not. But he decided to do something else.

He jumps in the way of the blow.

Wait a sec, if he's going to be smashing, then I'll just get smashed too, making Ransom's smash even worse...

He withdrew his sword in midair and held it straight up.

Edited by Mystic Kitsune, 21 April 2007 - 11:51 AM.

[GuardianNinja]

The Demon hauled its head back sucking in as
much air as possible to blow a fireball down at
Kitsune.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Kitsune was amazed. Despite the force it must have taken for a claw attack, it all of a sudden withdrew and took a deep breath.

In the midst of the breath, Kitsune attacked it, slashing it in the chest.

[GuardianNinja]

The Demon released it to soon and it was
going everywhere it quickly moved his
head down toward Kitsune (still blowing
fire.)

[Mystic Kitsune]

Kitsune shielded the flames with his sword, but the flames going around his sword burned parts of his arms and legs, he winced in pain, but jabbed the creature straight up the jaw.

[GuardianNinja]

The Demon through his hands hands together
fast with Kitsune in the middle. With Kitsune
in the demons claws he plowed Kitsune into the
ground again and started to suck in air again.

[GuardianNinja]

All of a sudden The Demon stopped and yelled
"NOOOOOOOO" "I cant do this" and the demon
grabbed his head, The demon fell apart leaving
a wounded Hazaku on the ground.

A wind blew in and the firewall went out

Edited by GuardianNinja, 21 April 2007 - 12:36 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Heh...Norton...causes so many problems...

Kitsune, despite the crushed body and such, could still blink and say "What the hell just happened?"

This whole time, Perseus was in fetal position. Lazy bastard.

He picked up Perseus, and was about to walk when he looked at Hazaku. He hesitated a bit, but decided to continue walking. The last thing Steel wanted was another person coming along.

Edited by Mystic Kitsune, 21 April 2007 - 12:44 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

Hazaku tried to stand but fell over with a crack his
Legs were broken he had no chakra left he was
at the brink of passing out. Hazaku rolled over
and started to crawl "I have to get to a boat or
anything" "cough" "Hack"

[Mystic Kitsune]

Turning and feeling a bit guilty for the boy, Kitsune yelled to the villagers "HEY! HE HAS YOUR ANSWER TO THE ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVES AND WHERE THE SHIFT KEY WENT. APPARENTLY TO TALK TO YOU MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AS WELL! JUST FEED HIM WELL! AND HELL GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS!!!"

Kitsune fixed the broken caps lock and continued, as the villagers treated the boy like a god to get their answer to the electromagnetic waves question. They carried him back to the village as Kitsune smiled and went back to Steel.

Edited by Mystic Kitsune, 21 April 2007 - 12:53 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

After breakfast, Dinner, Lunch, and Dessert Hazaku felt as
good as ever could be all he thought about was the pain he
put Kitsune and perseus through he wanted to apologize
to them but was always getting stopped by the town guards
he thought to him self Hey im a ninja so hazaku snook
out at dark to pursue Kitsune, steel, and perseus to apologize.

[Ransom]

"Well fortunately that heartless kick worked in our favour." Perseus said grumpily to Kitsune as they continued travelling.

After a half an hour of awkward silence as they walked/rided, Perseus found his wings getting cramped.\

"Im going to see how far Van'Duras is from hear. i'll be back in an hour."

Perseus took off, seeing the sunrise coming over the horizon as he swiftly gained altitude.

Edited by Ransom, 22 April 2007 - 02:24 AM.

[Steel Samurai]

Steel felt Perseus take to the skies as Kitsune, still walking, drew closer and closer. He sighed and muttered something about interfering Ninja under his breath. When they reached Van'Duras he hoped they'd be able to "commandeer" one of the Gryphons the city was famous for. These were different creatures than the Griffins which had attacked them at Valhalla, stronger, nobler, and wiser beings rather than the somewhat mindless animals normally used as winged mounts for the guards. Steel had been owed some debts by the Gryphons for a long time, and now he needed their aid. But now was not the time to be thinking about it. "Hurry up Kitsune. We've got a mount to catch."