Unfortunately, it's not funny. It makes sarcasm look bad, when sarcasm, in fact, can be wonderfully mocking if done correctly. Impersonating AOL speak just lowers you closer to their level. Why? Because it's a painfully cheap shot.
True, true... and well said. Yet it still has the advantage of having a high bang-for-buck ratio... if only because it takes so little effort to write the post to begin with.
Point taken, but then not everyone knows what a Super Nintendo is nowadays. Mind you, Ocarina of Time borrows heavily from Link to the Past's storyline anyway which explains why some people on the Internet regard it as "the true Zelda game".
... *facefaults*
Alright, let me get this straight now. You're waltzing into a Timeline Forum. (Remember this; this is
key!) You're waltzing into a Timeline Forum. And you're practically saying that the lot of us know absolutely nothing about some of the Zelda games--that the lot of us are completely ill-educated about
Link to the Past?? For the love of Nayru, I think he just insulted the people here and proclaimed himself to be Farore's gift herself to the whole timeline debate in one fell swoop!
You know, I am truthfully entertained by this charade. In fact, I would dare to "laugh out loud" if I didn't hate the acronym so danged much. Ricky, what in the world are you trying to show here? Are you honestly saying that anyone who appreciates
Ocarina more than
Past is a goddesses-damn idiot, that they don't have the proper
sophistication or
refined taste that an old-school player has, that they aren't able to fully appreciate the history of Zelda, that they
shouldn't be allowed to timeline because you dislike their taste in games?
I'd really
love to know your opinion on exactly what this garbage statement is supposed to mean, because honestly it doesn't make a hill of sense to me. Go ahead; tell us all exactly what you believe... why we're all such morons because of whatever timeline belief we have, why we're all such morons because we cannot properly understand the single word "FOREVER." Go on, don't be shy. Tell us all what you mean. Make an entirely new topic about it, even, just for the sake of doing so; it's on the house.
Many of us had expectations...
Oh no. Don't tell me you were fooled, too! Don't tell me that you got your hopes up... and then that cruel Nintendo company screwed you over and ruined your life as well! Gosh, it makes me want to cry every time that I hear that Nintendo, that horribly evil company of Japan, has crushed the will of another gamer, has destroyed the very lifeblood of him. It's as if I can envision your hatred at this very moment, relive the very moment you threw your controller down with disgust... and then proceeded to rock yourself whilst sitting in a corner, praying to whatever deity or deities are out there that they would bring you salvation from the Great Nintendo Demon which had cursed you with its game. I cry with you, my brother. I share your pain. For indeed, one thing I have learned is that Nintendo is a horrible company, and we should all boycott their games forever so that they might not cause anyone else to live through the tragedy that people like you have...
...
XD
Nintendo's employees come and go, YOU the player, decides what's genuine within this fictional Zelda universe. Kinda poetic huh?
Oh my gosh!
I get to decide!? You're giving
me of all people the right to decide!? Oh joy oh rapture! What can I do first!?
For my first wish, I'm going to decide that
Link to the Past violates canon. It was a silly game anyways. And next, I'm going to replace it with the CD-i titles because I believe Nintendo shuns them because they reveal too much of their
secret document that describes their timeline! (Shhhh!) And lastly, I'm going to say that
Wind Waker happens before everything else because they had to find a new Hyrule for all those other games to have taken place.

Yay! My timeline. Wheeee!
But I bet you hate that idea. Hmmm, wonder why...
Seriously though, I respect you for having your own timeline belief. I frankly don't care what you believe so long as you have a quasi-decent reason to believe it. What I do have a problem with is that you can blanketly say, "Oh, your theory is stupid because it's not canon, and it's not canon because it doesn't follow what
I believe." Get a clue, my friend. The canon has been borked for quite a while now, and the canon will only continue to degenerate over time. Unless there is a
dedicated effort on the part of the storywriters to enforce some sort of timeline structure, some means of rigorously describing time relations between each game from the get go, there is no way a timeline as fragile as that could even hope to stay alive.
Wonder why you don't believe half the things of
Ocarina? That's the very reason staring at you in the face.