I blame my english class, since we've been looking for (and finding) sexual subtext in stories all last year.If you think that's phallic, then I shudder to think what penises you've been looking at.

Anyways, Nintendo wouldn't make it ridiculously obvious. The top part is what gives it away. Those designs are unlike any other architexture in the Stone Tower. And if the pillars aren't supposed to be phallic, then the pointing hand doesn't have a reason to be there, especially so early in development.
The pillar may not be intended as a phallus and the statues may not be mocking the Triforce (which I still don't buy, because it simply is not reverant to place that image on the bottom of those Stone Tower blocks). The thing is, you have to take both those instances into account, because they both seem to send out a potentially blasphemic message. I really don't think it's a total coincidence.I too was thinking something like that. I mean, that in many cultures the tongue would be revered as it allows us to communicate (so placing a religious icon over it could either signify a wish to speak to the gods or that speech was a gift by the gods) and that in some even the crotch could easily be associated to positive religious symbols as it allows us to perpetuate ourselves (and have a great time doing it too).
I can understand that. What happened was I suddenly noticed a bunch of possible Biblical parallels in MM which caused me to see a bunch of new layers to the story. It's not uncommon for stories to allude to Biblical tales, so it's not like I'm trying to shove Christianity down everyone's throat. But even if you don't think there are any Biblical ties in MM, the theory I presented still makes sense, fits the evidence, adds more depth to the story, clears up ambiguity, and fits the general theme of healing which is so prominent in MM.Who said? How can you prove it?
I'm sorry if I sound a bit angry, but I just came over from a forum where I had to debate against a guy that insists on making his religion (which just happened to be Christianity) the centre of everything. It just boils my blood when people insist on putting a religious spin on things when there isn't any reason to do so.
I'm not trying to prove this, because it can't be done unless Nintendo magically confirms it. All the evidence I've brought up could really be meaningless, as everyone's rightly pointed out, but I'm reluctant to believe that Nintendo made MM's backstory ambiguous just for the sake of being ambiguous. I really think this dark layer I've uncovered was meant to be there.
For instance, my evidence that Twinmold's lair was once Majora's prison is the fact that there are designs of the mask plastered over all the ruins, that it's logical to assume that the Stone Tower builders found that desert and built those ruins, and that it's an alternate realm like the field with the tree. Or the mask symbol could be there for the same reason the crescent moon and star were plastered all over Hyrule in OoT. These things are all either weird nonsense the developers threw in, or they're hidden clues to the deep dark secret of MM. Considering that MM was designed to be a mystery, as Mr. Miyamoto pointed out in Nintendo Power, I think this stuff deserves closer examination than unexplained stuff in a more straightforward game like OoT.