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[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, the explosion is large, spreading styrofoam everywhere.

[Steel Samurai]

Unfortunately, the evil mad scientist who released the rabbits has just created an anti-allergenic and innoculated all of the pieces of lard, causing them to gain strength by the consumption of said styrofoam.

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, it heats them up, causing them to melt.

[Steel Samurai]

unfortunately, the melted blobs of lard happen to be radioactive

[Mystic Kitsune]

Fortunatley, Radioactive as in a crazed radio show host!

[Chukchi Husky]

Unfortunately, radio stations play a lot of hip hop and pop music.

[Steel Samurai]

fortunately, this radio station does not

[Chukchi Husky]

Unfortunately, all they have is metal.

[Steel Samurai]

fortunately, it's all video game remix metal

[Stalfos]

Unfortunately, that still isn't good.

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, the power is cut,

[Steel Samurai]

unfortunately, the power is cut by a terrorist who holds the station to ransom, torturing them by playing arabic music a full blast (on a generator powered boombox).

[Mystic Kitsune]

Fortunatley, the terrorist turns out to be a postman who was a lunatic because that night the moon was full, then he was jumped by a bunch of werewolves ending his streak to conquer earth and then mars...

[Stalfos]

unfortunately, he was replaced by Darth Vader!!! Oh no!!!

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, someone removes Darth Vader's breathing mask.

[Mystic Kitsune]

EDIT: Im to slow >.<

[Stalfos]

err...Unfortunately, vader calls Emperor Palpatine!!! *gasp*

[Chukchi Husky]

Fontunately, it's actually Emperor Constantine.

[Stalfos]

unfortunately, He overpowers about 3 people.

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, they're important people.

[Stalfos]

unfortunately, I'm lost in the spot where those people were.

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, you find a map

[Stalfos]

unfortunately, it's a fake.

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, you can write on it and send a message to someone.

[Stalfos]

unfortunately, it gets sent to Alagaesia. (Read Eragon. Read it now.)

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, someone confuses it for Andalusia in Spain. (I never heard of it)

[Stalfos]

unfortunately, an evil spanish monster gets it instead of a person. (Here is the official site, Husky.)

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, the monster is illiterate, so leaves it there for the next person to find.

[Stalfos]

Unfortunately, it's an actor.

[Chukchi Husky]

Fortunately, the actor sends someone.