
why zelda sucks
#1
Guest_Shadow Link_*
Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:50 PM
#2
Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:55 PM
Well, I've got to say, if Zelda wasn't all of the above, then would the games be at all interesting?
Great Deku Tree: Listen Link...you have been chosen to...um...water my meadow.
Link: What?
GDT: Well, it's getting a little dry, and well...
Navi: I thought you said he needed to fight evil!
GDT: Well...as it turns out, the princess took care of all that. She's competant, who knew?
Link: *cries*
Mido: See! Now you're a servant-fairyless boy! *laughs maniacally*
#3
Guest_Shadow Link_*
Posted 21 September 2005 - 10:31 PM
#4
Posted 22 September 2005 - 11:53 AM
ZELDA, while not a favorite of mine, does NOT suck!
She's a very smart 10-YEAR OLD GIRL for being able to tell Ganondorf's intentions when everyone else thought he was the bee's knees, and so what if her plan sucked. For that matter, she knows some magic, but Ganondorf is the King of powerful black magic and even he couldn't solve his problems. She's a gifted chick who's very nice but just isn't all that competent in battle or whatnot. Don't knock the namesake of the series! Honestly!
In that vein, think of all the stupid mistakes Link makes. If Zelda's an oxnart, Link would have to be a REAL moron. It's just the way things go in a Zelda game. There has to be a crisis, doesn't there? That requires someone on the good side screwing up.
#5
Guest_Shadow Link_*
Posted 22 September 2005 - 11:56 AM
#6
Posted 22 September 2005 - 12:09 PM
#7
Guest_Shadow Link_*
Posted 22 September 2005 - 01:37 PM
#8
Posted 22 September 2005 - 07:32 PM
P.S. Vazor - I'd like to take a moment to say, I love you.
#9
Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:17 PM
#10
Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:26 PM
Um although personally, im pretty sure she could do WAY better.
#11
Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:52 PM
but zelda really has to catch up on her "not get captured lessons, version 2; evil villian edition."
#12
Guest_Shadow Link_*
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:11 PM
#13
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:24 PM
shutting up now.
#14
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:34 PM
#15
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:34 PM
What about in FSA? While escaping from Vaati's tower she makes Link do every thing and she won't ever jump. Plus in the Capcom games Zelda is just as helpless as she was in the first game.Nintendo is making Zelda more independent.
#16
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:44 PM
#17
Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:48 PM
#18
Guest_Shadow Link_*
Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:19 PM
#19
Posted 22 September 2005 - 11:02 PM
I think she is strong. It's just that Ganon is much stronger.
She needed him to be half-dead by Link's sword before she could hold him with her magic. That and she needed the help of the Sages.
#20
Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:14 AM
WOO-HOO! You rock!Yes it was, in the fact that both Disney movies and TWW are incredibly awesome. XP

I think she is strong. It's just that Ganon is much stronger.
My point exactly. Quit HARPING on Zelda, she's working with what she has! A 10-YEAR OLD PRINCESS does not need to be the butt-kicking main character of a game. That's a cliche' in itself, "All women are awesome and can do everything as well as men."
#21
Guest_Aryll_*
Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:45 AM
Yes it was, in the fact that both Disney movies and TWW are incredibly awesome. XP
I wasn't much for Ww at first. I didn't like the format, but in my opinion it was a BETA test subject for cel shading. The storyline is good and very colorful (ooh pretty).
And, knowing nintendo and thier tricks - another Zelda wasn't too far off in the planning.
As for Zelda, as a character - she's dignified. Princesses should be dignified. Mind I'd still find it funny if she got drunk on Hyrulian wine and started hitting on Link - but that just me.

Zelda: "Link save me. I've fallen and I *passes out*"
Link: "Oh dear lord....
<.<
>.>
*draws a moustache on her*"
XD It's got to get to her somehow. Even in the 80's cartoon she was still somewhat helpless. And Link, was very cheesy.
#22
Guest_Shadow Link_*
Posted 23 September 2005 - 09:08 AM
#23
Posted 23 September 2005 - 09:27 AM
So 1. Ganon has magic, Zelda tries to get a whack on him...OOP! He blocked it with his magic.
2. Let's try and get Zelda to use magic against him instead. Uh-oh! Ganon's magic is too strong! He blocked it! Oh poop!
#24
Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:06 PM
#25
Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:38 PM
#26
Posted 23 September 2005 - 06:40 PM
Bottomline: I like it the way it is - Link courageous, Zelda weak, and Ganon arrogantly powerful.
#27
Posted 23 September 2005 - 08:36 PM
#28
Posted 23 September 2005 - 10:06 PM
#29
Posted 23 September 2005 - 10:08 PM
You really like getting people confused about your gender don't you?You'll probably think I'm a dork, but I'm going to give an example from That's So Raven.

Anyway, I've got to agree with Toast on the part about her not controlling her visions. In fact, in OoT, I'm pretty sure she only had one.
#30
Posted 24 September 2005 - 05:22 AM
First, I dunno why people are always bashing Zelda. She is the most important character other than Link and Ganon.
As for your argument "Zelda only gets captured in every game! Why doesn't she use her powers to defend herself? And why doesn't she help Link?" Well, TWW gives the answer to that question.
You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil!
And we all know what happened after that... (Link was defeated… And rescued by Zelda!) So there you have it. Without the MS or Light Arrows you don't stand a chance against Ganondorf. Since Zelda never have had those weapons I think we have the answer to why she always gets kidnapped, no?
And who can say that Zelda wasn't helpful in TWW? Aside from helping Link several times during the course of the game, she shot Light Arrows at Ganondorf during the final battle. The game itself says that Link could not have defeated him without Zelda.
But the truth is that Zelda isn't a "fighter". She doesn't have great magic powers in every game. Instead she helps Link in other ways (which are equally important). With that said, let's look at the other games...
LoZ: Zelda split the ToW and hid it from Ganon. She also sent Impa to find a Hero. Her actions made it possible for Link to defeat Ganon. Hell, Link would not have started his adventure if it wasn't for Zelda.
AoL: Zelda was asleep during the course of this game. There wasn't much she could do (except make out with Link when he awakened her. Now that is a reward!

ALttP: What did Zelda do in this game? Well, for starters she was the one who started Link's adventure (Again). In terms of "action" she was the one who led the escape from Hyrule Castle. She also gave Link advice throughout the whole game. Of course, breaking Ganon's barrier is a feat as well.
LA: Zelda wasn't in this game. However, it could be argued that Marin is Link's dream version of Zelda. And as you know, Marin played an important role in the game.
OoT: This game speaks for itself. Once again it was Zelda who REALLY started Link's adventure. She then proved useful as Sheik. And why are people arguing that her role in the battle with Ganon is unimportant? You say that Link had already defeated Ganon when Zelda used her power to hold him? Bah. That's BS. Nintendo would not have put it there if it wasn't important. Remember that Ganon got up the first time? Zelda definitely made a difference. And the MS didn't glow until after she shot Ganon...
But yes, Zelda made a mistake when she told Link to open the way to the SR. But who is most responsible? Zelda, who told Link to do it? Or Link, who actually DID it? However, Zelda was NOT stupid when she revealed herself to Link. She had to do that. It was Ganondorf who was smart. He says so himself.
MM: Zelda gave Link the OoT and taught him the Song of Time. Link would have been killed if she had not done that. Link owns Zelda his life. Enough said.
OoA/OoS: Zelda risked her life in order to help Link. That is pretty good. She gave him a useful ring when they first met, she acted as a "healer" during the game, and the game says that she is very important to the people of the world by giving them hope.
FS: This game lacks a storyline. However, Zelda still proves herself useful by taking Link to the FS Sanctuary.
TWW: I already covered this one.
FSA: This is Zelda's game. Yes, she does get kidnapped at the beginning of the game. But you HAVE to make a difference between plot and storyline. The game would be kinda empty if Link didn't have to rescue the maidens. (BTW, why is Zelda always being held in the last dungeon? The answer is simple: Ganon knows that he must try to make sure that she doesn't escape.) But Zelda has a very important role in this game. Without her Link would never have been able to defeat Shadow Link. And the fact that SHE defeated Ganon (Link only weakened him) is rather important as well...
TMC: Zelda "only" gave Link his shield before she was turned to stone in this game. But I think that the fact that she restored Hyrule at the end of the game makes up for that...

And have you noticed that Nintendo has given Zelda a more important role in every game since LoZ? They have also come up with a variety of ways to implement Zelda’s kidnapping. However, I hope that TP will break this tradition. IMO it would be awesome if Zelda came on her own to help Link during the final battle…
In conclusion, I think you argument is empty.
That was my rant. Carry on.