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#2041 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 06:11 PM

You get China


*inserts a Clow card*

#2042 Stalfos

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:08 PM

You get a spellcheck.

*Inserts pale Czech**

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 21 June 2009 - 09:09 PM.


#2043 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:56 PM

You get shot at.

And obviously, you haven't seen much anime <.<



*inserts a Psycho Gundam Mk II*

#2044 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 05:39 AM

You get Big O instead.

*inserts Flash Gordon-style Big O opening theme*

What? You mean Scissorman?

That's not his real name


Oh, you mean, Bobby Barrows? I remember the name because Scissorman is one of two serial killers called Bob that I know about, the other one being Killer BOB from Twin Peaks.

#2045 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 06:53 PM

You get Devil Gundam


*inserts Musha Gundam*

#2046 Stalfos

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 01:24 AM

You get slapped in the ear. With a cupped palm.

STINGS, DUNNIT?

*Inserts something not Japan-related*

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 23 June 2009 - 01:26 AM.


#2047 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 07:28 AM

You get an American baseball game, played on a gigantic American pecan pie, using varnished American bald Eagle eggs as balls, baseball bats made from real American trees and real American children.

*inserts Odin's eye*

#2048 CID Farwin

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 07:15 PM

You get blinded.

*Inserts water*

#2049 Stalfos

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 10:52 PM

You get...wet?

*Inserts a lion rawr*

#2050 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:29 AM

You get Voltron XD



*inserts a finger that's on fire*

#2051 Stalfos

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 11:20 PM

You get fined for attempting to steal from the vending machine.

*Inserts CDs*

#2052 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 01:14 AM

You get Emosuke's headband and some razor blades


*inserts a Minor Village Contract*

#2053 CID Farwin

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:18 PM

You get a little village up the coast.

*inserts bad movie*

#2054 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 07:27 AM

You get a Vending Machine that dispenses Uwi Boll movies.

*inserts Spam in Armor*

#2055 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:37 PM

You get a Monty Python reference that contains vikings chanting "spam spam spam spam..."



*inserts a boot*

#2056 Ikiosho

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 09:42 PM

You get an angry bare-footed farmer.

*inserts chard*

#2057 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 09:55 PM

You get a dictionary 'cause I have no idea what that word means


*inserts a wind-up toy*

#2058 Ember

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 06:05 PM

you get gears and bolts

*inserts cheese cake*

#2059 Ikiosho

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 06:40 PM

You get whipped cream.

*inserts pie fillings*

#2060 Ember

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 06:59 PM

you get pie crust

*inserts monkey*

#2061 Ikiosho

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:13 PM

You get AIDS.

*inserts used needles*

#2062 Stalfos

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:22 PM

You get AIDS.

*Inserts AIDS*

#2063 Ikiosho

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:33 PM

You get angry, overstereotyped homosexuals.

*inserts marraige ring*

#2064 Mystic Kitsune

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 01:08 AM

You get rejected.

*Inserts rejection*

#2065 Ember

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:48 AM

^ you get accepted

*inserts atom bomb*

#2066 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 12:49 PM

You end up destroying the entire Vending Machine, thus ending the game.

*inserts coin into Vending Machine Vending Machine*

#2067 Ember

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 01:27 PM

You get a vending machine that is immune to atom bombs.

*inserts laughter*

#2068 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:18 PM

You get Joker.

*inserts Arkam Asylum*

#2069 Ember

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:19 PM

you get Batman

*inserts a monkey* (cuz I have another one. . . ^.^)

Edited by Ember, 01 July 2009 - 03:20 PM.


#2070 Stalfos

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Posted 01 July 2009 - 03:22 PM

You get to make me a sammich.

You get rejected.

*Inserts rejection*


You, too. grr*

*Inserts my non-English...ness*




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