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#1231 Keen

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 12:42 AM

You get a Thei box.

*Inserts the Ness.*

#1232 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 10:00 AM

You get Mother.

*inserts 3*

#1233 Ribbon

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 07:28 PM

You get Lt's Mother ;)

*inserts snow*

#1234 Steel Samurai

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Posted 24 March 2007 - 08:58 AM

You got a snowcone.

Inserts a ball of fuzz

#1235 Fara Moon

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Posted 24 March 2007 - 10:36 AM

You get something cute and fuzzy.

*Inserts the Essence of Cuteness.*

#1236 Keen

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Posted 24 March 2007 - 03:00 PM

*You get kitties.*

Inserts a banjo.

#1237 Ribbon

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Posted 24 March 2007 - 04:26 PM

You get an accordian

*inserts spy camera*

#1238 Fara Moon

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Posted 25 March 2007 - 01:55 PM

You get a really hot spy.

*Inserts the infamous fourth Triforce.*

#1239 Keen

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Posted 25 March 2007 - 03:06 PM

You get a Quadroforce?

*Inserts a shaving razor.*

#1240 Ribbon

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 01:48 PM

You get knicked

*inserts The New York Knicks*

#1241 Keen

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 09:23 PM

You get Shiny-English-Kanighits.

*Inserts Excalibur.*

#1242 Lagelace

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 11:57 PM

You get a long, boring movie that explains all possible theories of how King Arthur came to be.

*Inserts weirda*

#1243 Keen

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 11:24 AM

Your weird is removed.

*Inserts Off-White Materia.*

#1244 Ribbon

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 11:47 AM

You get urine materia and you have no contracted a UTI.
(Urinary Tract Infection for those that don't know)

*inserts stray cat*

(I love Christian Bale, that movie was so good)

#1245 Keen

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 12:06 PM

You get domesticated when transported to a parallel dimension ruled by giant, hyper-intelligent cats.

*Inserts a Time Box.*

#1246 Lagelace

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:18 PM

^You get a free copy of Zelda, a link to the past.

*Inserts bad assness*

#1247 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:20 PM

You get a visit from the future, from people who have unearthed your Time Box (that is the same as a Time Capsule, right?) They want to give you your underwear back.

*inserts juice*

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 27 March 2007 - 01:21 PM.


#1248 Lagelace

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:22 PM

^You get converted.

*Insertsnospaces*

#1249 Ribbon

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 07:39 PM

You get space which = NOTHING!

*Inserts: ejaionsdvbnaeou3i4902385248058+finger*

#1250 Keen

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 07:46 PM

You get punched by the Grammar Fairy.

*Inserts the Grammar Fairy's wings.*

Aw, Freya beat me to it....

Edited by Lord Toran, 27 March 2007 - 07:46 PM.


#1251 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 28 March 2007 - 11:39 AM

(It would seem that Lagelace must have replied to my original post, which in the end, I deemed far too blasphemous to keep)

You get a Magical Wand, that turns you into Magical Pretty Girl Sammy.

*inserts cheddar*

#1252 Keen

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Posted 28 March 2007 - 04:36 PM

You get shredded, not bricked.

*Inserts casualties.*

#1253 SL the Pyro

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Posted 28 March 2007 - 06:22 PM

You get organs fresh for transplants.

*inserts a defribulator (that thing hospitals use to help people breathe)*

#1254 Ribbon

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Posted 28 March 2007 - 06:57 PM

You get a big "DUH"

*inserts all sense*

#1255 Keen

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:27 AM

You attain omniscience, the best science there is.

*Inserts etymological studies.*

#1256 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 10:24 AM

You get a big fat book that tells you the origin of every word in existence. It crushes your foot.

*inserts Ezlo*

#1257 Splash

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 10:27 AM

You get gibberish.
edit; Dangit, Wolf! XD
Alright, you get Navi.

*inserts a voting ballot*

Edited by Splash, 30 March 2007 - 10:30 AM.


#1258 Ribbon

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 11:06 PM

You get another republican president :)

*inserts daylight*

#1259 Keen

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 02:28 PM

You get false happiness.

*Inserts something so lame, it could almost be good, if there were any such thing as goodness, that is.*

#1260 Ribbon

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Posted 02 April 2007 - 11:55 AM

You get the hottest emo girlfriedn ever and she's suprisingly happy, only she has wicked awesome emo hair. But you dump her because you hate emos and end up killing yourself because you could have had everything.

*inserts LA's lameshit april fools joke*




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