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[Fara Moon]

*You get rabies!*

*Inserts golden ticket*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get a free trip to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, where you are accidentally and brutally sucked up the pipe.

*inserts the USA*

[Fara Moon]

You get UK.

*Inserts Shadow Link*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get an army of Shadow Link clones.

*inserts pink lemonade*

[Fara Moon]

You get green eggs and ham.

*Inserts Green.*

[SL the Pyro]

You get Link, who is hacked to death by my clones. (Think twice before you shove ME into the machine. )

*Inserts an extendo-glove.*

[Fara Moon]

You get slapped. (I said it was Shadow Link from OoT!)


*Inserts Zelda's white glove.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get an effeminate Link.

*inserts Pokéball*

[SL the Pyro]

You get an angry Mewtwo who blows your head off. (He hates pkoeballs, remember?)

*Inserts himself.*

[Fara Moon]

You get an angry Link inside the machine.


*Inserts all of DL's Rupees.* (He's going to be mad.)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get a rich DL.

*inserts "Dark Link and money be gone Unblocking Fluid"*

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 22 December 2006 - 06:29 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

You make me slip out of the machine, but without my wallet.

*mashes Fox Fairy into the ground flat, then shoves her into the machine*

[Fara Moon]

You get me back, after I had cut the machine in half from the inside.

DL!!!!! YOU ARE DEAD. *Takes out Onikaze and cut him into little chunks.*

*Inserts DL's remains.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get FrankenDL.

*inserts electricity*

[SL the Pyro]

You get electrocuted.

*Inserts Adeleine* (she's not gonna be happy)

[Fara Moon]

You get transformed into a fairy.

*Inserts fairy DL*

[SL the Pyro]

You become a ReDead.

*inserts teh explosive bomb of 1337 doom*

[Fara Moon]

You get a scream.

*Inserts DL.*

[SL the Pyro]

I reach out from the slot and pull you into the machine while I get out.

*Inserts Fox Fairy* (duh, that's what I just did)

[Fara Moon]

I come back out in a Link form.
I'm so going to hurt you Dark Link.

*Gets out biggoron sword.*
*Hacks you down.*

*Inserts DL's soul*

[Keen]

You get a wealth of love.

*Inserts love.*

[Fara Moon]

You get hate.

*Inserts LT and money.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You gets his Lucky Charms.

*inserts evil*

[SL the Pyro]

You get an angry DLink who pounds you flat.

*inserts the Warp Star*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get a blackhole, which sucks you in.

*inserts a kiss*

[SL the Pyro]

You get kissed... by Chuck Norris. (cruel, I know)

*inserts "Dad's Home!" flash movie* (google it if you want to see it, it's all over the internet)

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get your LA dad.

Yeah.

*inserts headphones*

[SL the Pyro]

You get horrible screeching feedback.

*inserts a dollar*

[Keen]

You get horrible economic feedback.

*Inserts a letter opener.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

The vending machine dies, because it was a very sharp letter opener.

*goes over to a different vending machine and inserts a coin*