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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then normality.

(i was under the impression that the sky is blue naturaly... Am I mistaken?)

In Manchester it tends to be grey with rain clouds.

What if loafers?

Then shoes are made out of bread.

What if ?

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 18 April 2009 - 07:01 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then Helium.

What if Edit on April 18?

[Stalfos]

Then 7:01 Am.

Here.

What if July 12 of '05?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I wouldn't have shot an arrow into your eye



What if the hammer was dropped?

[Stalfos]

Then it would probably be because of you, throwing it at my head.

What if sock puppet?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then my right hand!

What if right hand?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then [CENSORED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT].

What if I said I love you?

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 25 April 2009 - 08:43 AM.

[Stalfos]

Then this is certainly awkward.

What if 1388?

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 25 April 2009 - 09:47 PM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then the University of Cologne is established.

What if you were given the choice between eating pig's ear sandwich or a plate of stir-fried insects?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Stir fried insects! Cause I've had it before! XD...

What if you suddenly grew a tarantula out of your left thumb?!

[Keen]

Then I would try to set it free outside as quickly as possible, and it would turn out to be a non-native species which devastates the local ecosystem.

What if your legal name spontaneously changed to "Heliotrope"?

[Mystic Kitsune]

That would be soooooooooooooo cool. XD I would flaunt it!

 

What if the shape of planet Earth changes overnight to look like Dunsparce?!

[Keen]

Then there would not be enough air to cover most of the planet. The air would settle into the divots. Every ecosystem would be devastated. The shape is also a highly unstable configuration, so the extremities would be likely to break off. Only the people on the international space station might live long enough to see that, assuming the new shape fit within the radius of the station's orbit so that the orbit remained stable.

What if you were on the space station and saw that happen?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I would be distracted by the other awesomeness of being on the ISS! XD

 

What if there was a way where the Dunsparce Planet worked?

[Keen]

Then it might be fun to find all the orbitals and to see if there are any weird low-gravity places you could play with bodily.

What if you, and only you, were immune to gravity?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I'd be way out of this world!

 

What if you made a discovery of awesome proportions but were unable to share it with the world?

[Keen]

Then I'd be part of a cabal of super-scientists concealing dangerous secrets from politicians and businessfolk who would misuse them, which certainly is not a real organization.

What if it were a real organization?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then I would feel left out of the club D:

 

What if I used the >.< emote instead of the D: one?

[Keen]

Then you would feel left out of the club >.<

What if your emotes came alive, with their own thoughts and feelings?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then some would be awesome, others would be scary!

 

Like this guy

 

What if you could actually do that face?

[Keen]

I wouldn't find it attractive enough to consider the option.

What if you could actually make that facial expression?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I tried but it hurt my face. XD

 

What if only ducks could make that face?

[Keen]

Then there would be mills harvesting them for Internet use. The inevitable shortage would be devastating.

What if Sephiroth cast Meteor and it showed up with that face?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Final Spaghetti!

 

What if the toaster toasts toast?

[Keen]

Then all is right with one little slice of the world.

What if you see what I did there?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then fantastic!

What if I don't know?

[Keen]

Then I would explain in excruciating detail.

What of you were excruciated?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then excruciation!

 

What if infrared?

[Keen]

Then microwaving food at relativistic velocities.

What if preferred reference frame?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then relativity!

 

What if speed of light?