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[Showsni]

^ is the goddess of a small tribe of primitive Norweigians living in Monaco.

[Toan]

^Enjoys looking sideways.

[D~N]

^ is a fish. wait no thats not right.

^ is the founder of the largest puding factory in his location.

[Vazor]

^ has sexually harassed a mongoose on more than one occaision.

[D~N]

lol. ^is secretly Fernando Llamas, the Sumbrero Man!!

[Vazor]

^ doesn't know that Sombrero is spelt with an "o"...wait...oh right, YOU DON'T! [j/k]

^ has illicit reasons for calling himself "Dark Nut."

[D~N]

^is good at this game. ha!

realy: ^has run out of syrup, and must obtain more from the nearest tacobell.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

^Is secretly a woman.

[Rhiannon]

^ isn't our little brother... is really our little sister

[wisp]

^ has slaves chained in her attic who produce all of the energy needed to power her house by running in huge hamster wheels

[D~N]

^Is the only person left on the face of the earth.

[Rhiannon]

^is a school lunchlady who cooks baby turtles and puts them in stews for the students.

[Stew]

^Is secretly a lunch!

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

^Is the Energizer bunny.

[D~N]

^ is the drum of the energizer bunny

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

^Was ran over by the Energizer bunny.

[He-Man]

^Can repair a Famicom Disk System

[D~N]

^ has inflatable pants

[Gabe Puratekuta]

^Is using the name of my favorite Zelda enemy.

[Toan]

^Does not own a computer, but instead has 16 asians in his basement and forces them to memorizes numbers.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

^Is really a mental patient that thinks he's a goldfish.

[Zythe]

^ Sold his soul to Vaxor20X6 who took it and used it to buy a Japanese mail-order bride which he fed to Princess Peach who got really fat and married ^ and had half-fish/half-overfed-princess babies which ^ also ate making him even fatter before he ate the 16 asians in ^^'s bedroom. Phew.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

^Isn't really drunk right now.

[Korhend]

^ Is, and always will be, a card carrying member of the communist party.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

^Lives on the planet B******* and eats a bowl of camel intrails for breakfast everyday.

[Showsni]

^ caused World War Three by assassinating the leader of Bulgaria, but managed to successfully travel through time to save the world.

[Zythe]

^ lied in his previous post

[Showsni]

^ Lives in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. And can pronounce it.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

^Is the sanest person here.

[Showsni]

^ dies carrots turquoise to make decorations for his snowmobile.