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[Stalfos]

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It's cold outside, too. Too cold, quite often. I like warmth.

[Beth]

The power is back up, because mum is going to get a small job, it is up to me and Jane to cook. I hope I can do a good job.

[Stalfos]

The rule is simple, you must derail the conversation and divert it as much as possible. Your post must at least be related in someway to the last post. So if the guy before you was talking about cherries, you must talk about something related to cherries, either their colour, their flavour or what they can be used in.

Now I have to use the big face.

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I like cooking. It's a good hobby. So is posting in Games. Although, that's more of an addiction.

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 10 July 2007 - 05:06 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Cooking reminds me of Martin J. Cook.

[TheAvengerLever]

You know, two men by the name of Martin have changed the face of the world.

[Mystic Kitsune]

The world has a face?

[CID Farwin]

Face. Kitsune's avatar has a face. Kitsune didn't qualify the thread. Pies are thrown in faces. I like pie.

[Iron Knuckle]

To pie or not to pie, that's the question. I think Shakespeare had a few more saying which are often reused by other people in their own 'variations'. Like "Speare - A theatrical medley" by Slappy Cromwell when he was performing on Plunder Island in the Caribbean. In the end only a few 'monkeys' went there to see it, as nobody else wanted to go there... I kid you not.

Edited by Iron Knuckle, 25 August 2007 - 03:13 PM.

[CID Farwin]

Pirates of the Carribean has an undead monkey.

[Stalfos]

Monkeys are delicious with raspberry jam. Even better is raspberry jam.

With monkeys.

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Six sentences.

Convict sandwiches.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You shouldn't have said convict sandwiches. All sorts of dirty images have started running through my mind.

Mainly of unhygienically prepared sandwiches.

(You thought I was going to talk about smutty stuff, didn't you?)

[Stalfos]

Hygiene is a good thing to have. Especially dental hygiene.

You wouldn't want those demonic yellow pearly whites to turn all...yellow and...demonic...

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[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'm British so it's too late. Yup. Way too late. Dentists here don't care about the straightness or whiteness of teeth, so long as you have them. I suspect they're just in it for the money. Glorious beautiful money in lots of colours, unlike your American money which only comes in green.

[Stalfos]

Teeth... I had teeth once. Before Gabe killed me. He kneed me in the stomach. Which I also had. Before Gabe killed me. He shot me with arrows. Which I used to like. Before Gabe killed me. Feathers taste great. Or at least they did. Before Gabe killed me.

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Before Gabe killed me.

Before Gabe killed me twice.

[Tess]

Being dead isn't that bad, well that is if you are sent off someplace else. Like still being alive when they put you in the ground, that would be terrible. Even if you did have enough air to breath in there for about an hour I'm sure you would get hungry sooner or later, and bugs arn't that tasty. Though I hear they are high in protien, thats a plus!

[Stalfos]

I once tried one of those protein bars, and let me tell you, they're not good. It's like chewing chalk-gruel, but simmered down enough that it's chalk-paste. Not chalk toothpaste, because that would bring us back to the topic of dentistry, which isn't an especially interesting thing to not talk about. Especially not British dentistry.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'll be having my dental appointment the Thursday after this coming Thursday, but my company won't let me have the day off for it. So I have to work half-day. They're always screwing me over. This week, they paid everyone a day late. Everyone in every single branch in the entire country. People were getting charged for overdrawing, because there was no money in their bank accounts.