The rule is simple, you must derail the conversation and divert it as much as possible. Your post must at least be related in someway to the last post. So if the guy before you was talking about cherries, you must talk about something related to cherries, either their colour, their flavour or what they can be used in.
If the guy after you talks about cherry pie, then the person after that must talk about something related to cherry pie or pie in general.
The second rule. Your post must be over three sentences. I guess I've already fulfilled my quota of over three sentences, huh?
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Posted 15 September 2004 - 04:35 PM
Looks like you have filled that quota. In fact, you've overdone it by 2 sentences! You see, I pay attention to details. Not all details, but most, like this thread. I noticed it had no posts, so I posted. Now someone else do the same!
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Posted 15 September 2004 - 06:58 PM
Posts are fun. Better than stakes, cause you don't have to drive them, like you drive cars. I saw a cow hump a post once.
MEN AT WORK!
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Posted 15 September 2004 - 07:41 PM
Cows make beef. Beef is good, except for the fact that it can't be made into bacon. I put bacon on pancakes once, and it was the best thing I ever ate for breakfast. Hello...and goodbye! *poof!*
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 05:09 AM
Bacon in breakfast is pretty good, but pancakes breakfast? What about fruit? You need five a day of vegetables and fruit if you're to be healthy. Bacon on pancakes is no way to be healthy, what with the fat and the carbohydrates and the cloying of the arteries... Oy!
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 09:53 AM
Carbohydrates and proteins and lipids. All mentioned in Biology. I hated Biology and it sucks. Speaking of the subject, DNA is deoxyriboneucleic acid.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 10:48 AM
Acid will mess you up, man. Get off it.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:55 AM
It is a very important word. If it weren't for it, this sentence would not be possible. Dude, this thread rocks.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 11:59 AM
This thread may rock, but others rule. Speaking of rules always, always remember to follow the golden rule. Because gold is shiny.
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Posted 16 September 2004 - 01:41 PM
And gold is so shiny and precious. My precious. Wasn't the One Ring made of gold?
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 07:25 AM
Ring? I have a ring around my bathtub, and it reeks SO bad. Mildew, you know, and I have to scrub it out on Saturdays or the snotnosed clowns will carry me to their realm... 
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 03:40 PM
I like cheese. It rocks me to sleep every night. But, I think the cheese wants to kills me. O_O
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 03:44 PM
How is cheese related to mildew? Don't you know your post has to have at least something that is related to the topic of the previous one? Some people today... honestly! Cheese and mildew... Hm... Nope. I don't get it.
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 06:21 PM
I don't get it either...it's weird...Oh well, weird people. That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
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Nope, not done!
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
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That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
*is assassinated*....
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
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Nope, not done!
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
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That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
What's life?
A magazine.
Where'd you get it?
Second-hand Store.
I'll check *checks* Not there.
That's life!
*is assassinated*....
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 06:30 PM
Assassinations are fun. Not because you kill somebody, but because it has the word, "ass" in it twice. *stifled laughter* I like ice cream.
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 07:38 PM
Dude! Are you checkin' this air. The Colors of life are so bright and vivid. It's like a freakin' koala came a crapped a rainbow on my brain! Show me my motto!
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 09:10 PM
Its like a thousand tiny lights sparkling in my brain! Dude. Take the Sparkler out of his head. He's totally going out of his cherry pie.
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 09:22 PM
Pie is fun. Especially when it's fresh! Only not cow pie. And especially NOT when it's fresh.
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 10:03 PM
Cows are evil. If we could go back to the old LA, I'd show you. Cell discovered it. O_O
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 10:39 PM
Cell? Who's cell? I have cells in my body, lots of them... blood cells, white blood cells and uh other cells that I don't remember which is pretty sad considering I took biology last year... hmm...
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Posted 17 September 2004 - 11:14 PM
Red Cell Phones are the way of the future. Forget those old, White Cell Phones. Back in my day, we had suspenders, and thats what we called them! Not some newfangled word Cell Phone!
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 12:07 AM
suspenders... I used to have a pair of thoes... haha the good ol' days in the 80's when they were okay... I believe mine were purple.. I don't think I wore them though... acutlaly I don't remember... I have no memory... like amnesia... wiat... what's my name again?
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 08:30 PM
Killer monkeys of Kerry! Are those Ninja turtle Ice cream pops? They still make those. Awsome! Wait... no bubble gum eyeballs? NO SALE!!!!
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 09:37 PM
I once sold a dead rat. We named him "Mr. Dead." It was sad to see him go.
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Posted 18 September 2004 - 11:16 PM
Rats are dirty.. like needles. Needles are dirty too, used needles give you diseases and STD's... make sure to stay of the street kids! Dirt things are there... Drugs are bad!
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Posted 19 September 2004 - 09:51 AM
Drugs are indeed bad and staying off street kids is a good idea, because they have feelings too and the last thing they want is for you to stand on them like door mats.
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Posted 19 September 2004 - 08:11 PM
Mats? My doggy had mats in his hair and he got all grody....I had to clip them out! Only it was nasty!
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Posted 20 September 2004 - 07:36 PM
You know what's really nasty? Puke.. I hate puke, the look, the feeling and the smell especially!
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Rhiannon@Sep 21 2004, 01:36 AM
You know what's really nasty? Puke.. I hate puke, the look, the feeling and the smell especially!
And no matter what you eat, there's always chunks of carrot in it. I just don't get it, do you? Where do these carrot chunks come from? Are humans made from carrots?
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 08:05 PM
Chunks are sometimes good... especially chocolate chips chunks... ahhh I love cookies! They are so amazingly good... with chocolate... I love chocolate, yum!
