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[Wolf O'Donnell]

It only makes sense when you look at it from a certain angle in space-time, whilst standing on Mars with a huge set of powerful binoculars calibrated to filter out UV rays. And that's only if you rub yourself with peanut butter whilst jumping up and down on one leg, shouting "Kooloo Limpah, I am the reincarnation of a fairy! Ph34r m3!"

Are you disappointed in the lack of homosexual videogame characters and how would you rectify the problem?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

No, not really. I guess I would just set up an impartial servey and see what the people's reactions are.


Do you enjoy manga?

[Vazor]

I haven't read much of it, but what I have I've liked.

What is the best brand of apple juice?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

There is no best brand. The best apple juice is fresh apple juice, pressed from authentic Golden Apples from the Garden at the End of the World.

Are you disappointed at the lack of creative questions and/or answers and what ten measures would you take to improve the situation?

[D~N]

no , i'm satisfied with the level of questions and answers.

what is the best sport?

[FalconZero]

Depends on which country you are in. In USA, I think it's football. In some other countries, they say cricket is the best sport...


Do you feel that the world has more sadness than happiness?

[Goose]

The world has more happiness than sadness, its just that we only here the sad news on TV. We dont get to hear the joy of new life, the mundane joys of everyday life and the happy endings to things. People only report it if its bad, or if it benefits them in some way.

Um, i've really wanted to ask you this for a long time. We've been friends for ages and now i want to know if we can take it a step further. Would you like , um, go out with me?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Certainly, I would.

Governor, is it true that you had an affair with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and what do you say to the people that are spreading these allegations?

[D~N]

yes it's true. I say spread the word and pass the butter!!

Where were you on the night of the twenty second?

[Vazor]

Killing the little basta--I mean, um, at the movies.

What was better, Ozzy in Black Sabbath or Ozzy's solo career?

[NightStar]

Ozzy sang? I thought he was just a raving lunitic on a reality show!

Do you like to sleep in the buff?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

How did you know my bed was called "The buff"? Yes, I prefer sleeping in it, as opposed to a bed of nails.

If you could go back in time, what original paradox would you cause and would it be devastating enough to be migraine-inducing from the logical impossibility or so logically confusing that the Universe would collapse on itself?

[Goose]

I would go back int ime adn wear my underpants on my head. "This is the way they are supposed to worn" I shall say. The people will then follow my example, and Iwill start a cult calling myself the "Leader"

Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh LEADER, LEADER, LEADER!

Why do i still wet the bed?

[SOAP]

Dunno... But what does that have to do with me?

What would you do if you were the last man on earth?

[D~N]

how did you know a girl wouldn't answer this? Anyway, I'd run aroud eating all the free food, and probably make the best of things. I'd also go to japan and get the only finnished copy of TP, then to europe and get Haryy Potter &tHBP, and enjoy my life.

How YOU doin'?

[Vazor]

Good.

What's your problem?!?!

[D~N]

you
are you on some type of diet, and if yes, then what diet?

[Vazor]

Diets are for losers! I'm not fat anyway, so it doesn't matter. Yay metabolism!

Do you have good metabolism?

[D~N]

yes. I eat junk food all day and don't gain any wieght.
do you eat junk food all day?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I rarely eat.


Do you think that's healthy?

[Vazor]

Probably not. Unless you're a robot, which I doubt.

Do you think Link X is a robot?

[D~N]

yes. well, no. well, yes. well, no, not really.
XP
what do you think that the : face is

[Vazor]

Somebody getting kicked in the balls while giving childbirth, and being surprised by a flying monkey. All simultaneously.

What is the best Led Zeppelin song?

[D~N]

I don't listen to music. Sad, yes. I do, however have every zelda song on my mp3 player. sad, yes.

Do you like led zeppelin

[Vazor]

I love Led Zeppelin more than life itself. I will erect a shrine in Led Zeppelin's honor. You, foul beast, shall be burnt at the stake for not listening to their music.
AHEM, I mean, um, yes, I like Led Zeppelin.

WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is your favorite color?

[D~N]

Sir Robin
I seek the holy grail
blue- no green- ah noooo ahhhhhhhhhh!

what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

[Vazor]

That depends...

African or European?

[D~N]

i don't know that! *flies of screen* ahhhhh!

flying circus or holy grail?

[Vazor]

Holy Grail, definitely. I've only seen a few episodes of Flying Circus.

Mac or Windows?

[NightStar]

Windows. They're more user friendly!

Apples or Oranges?