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#1 Toan

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 12:29 AM

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
I put the starter motor together
and then discovered I left out the lever that actually throws the gear into place and makes it all work
LOL

FISH
lmao

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
so now I have to take it apart again
and install that lever

FISH
well, by the end of it you'll know that bastard inside and out
so cheers to that

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
hahaha
yeah but I'm definitely still learning
I greased up the contact plates on the main body of the starter
cos you know, they spin
I think
turns out, you don't do that

FISH
really?

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
they gotta stay dry, cos I don't think they spin

FISH
fuck that
lots of things spin in the car
just grease fucking everything

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
I thought it might be okay anyway, cos you know, grease can conduct electricity cant it?
......can it?

FISH
I don't think it can?
I'm no grease expert

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
oh
well, there we go
that's why

FISH
I mean, I've only seen it like once
Travolta was pretty good though
*rimshot*

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
all those masseuse boys
keepin his body limber
*double rimshot*

FISH
welp
so much for a restful sleep, with those nightmares

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
apparently dielectric grease wont conduct
problem semi solved

FISH
well there ya go!
okay, don't grease everything
just most things

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
if there is a shaft of some sort
and it goes into a hole of some sort
and moves
best to lube it, I say

FISH
Sound advice
I live by those remarks

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
anyway
I'm off to practice my methods

FISH
and eventually get around to that starter motor?
;d

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
*triple rimshot explosion*

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#2 Twinrova

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 12:37 AM

MITCHELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELLELELELELELL
if there is a shaft of some sort
and it goes into a hole of some sort
and moves
best to lube it, I say


This should probably be on a billboard. ;d

#3 ninja kitten

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 12:54 PM

Best convo I've seen in awhile. Oh how I love chats like this. It gave me a huge grin. :D

#4 J-Roc

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 10:28 PM

Craig Ferguson would be really proud of you for that last joke, Toan.






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