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#1 Ami-chan22

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 08:51 PM

I figured post something that might get some people laughing...who knows...I'm not really great at jokes...but I'll get it a try...kinda wonder how far this will go...

Zelda: "I love you, Ganondorf"

Link: "forget the master sword I'm going to get rocket launcher."

Ganon: "John William's bites!"

Zelda: "Link you just defeated Ganon. What are you going to do next?"
Link: "Im going to Hyrule Land!"

Link: "Malon will you not marry me?"
Malon: "Of course not!" *flys into his arms*

Link: "Whew Zelda!! Will you go out wit me? Youre pretty friggin' hot in that dress!!"

Deku Tree: "You must find princess Zelda."
Link: What's a Zelda?

#2 Crimson Lego

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 08:56 PM

Shouldn't this go in the Zelda General forum?

#3 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 12:57 PM

I'm more interested in how a newbie managed to become a member of the Admin staff, despite making only three posts since joining in 2008.

EDIT: Never mind. I've confused Zelda Legends staff with Admin... Which also begs the question. What's the difference?

Edited by Wolf O'Donnell, 01 October 2010 - 01:00 PM.


#4 Raien

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 01:38 PM

Zelda: "I'm getting fed up with this orgasm."

#5 Crimson Lego

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 02:16 PM

I'm more interested in how a newbie managed to become a member of the Admin staff, despite making only three posts since joining in 2008.

EDIT: Never mind. I've confused Zelda Legends staff with Admin... Which also begs the question. What's the difference?


I believe Zelda Legends (zeldalegends.net) is a site Khuffie was affiliated with, and now their admins create their own little section over here. I'm guessing Ami-chan is one of those admins who recently joined here.

#6 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 02:40 PM

Recently? Check the join date.

Also, I do believe you wouldn't hear this.

Link: So, Ganon... how you doing?
Ganondorf: Fine. How about you?
Link: Alright, I guess.
Ganondorf: Good to hear. Well, I've got to get going.
Link: Okay. See ya.

#7 Ami-chan22

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 04:05 PM


I'm more interested in how a newbie managed to become a member of the Admin staff, despite making only three posts since joining in 2008.

EDIT: Never mind. I've confused Zelda Legends staff with Admin... Which also begs the question. What's the difference?


I believe Zelda Legends (zeldalegends.net) is a site Khuffie was affiliated with, and now their admins create their own little section over here. I'm guessing Ami-chan is one of those admins who recently joined here.


Yes, I'm part of the staff over on Zeldalegends.net...

Recently? Check the join date.

Also, I do believe you wouldn't hear this.

Link: So, Ganon... how you doing?
Ganondorf: Fine. How about you?
Link: Alright, I guess.
Ganondorf: Good to hear. Well, I've got to get going.
Link: Okay. See ya.


Lol, good one, I've been on the site since about 2008 but, I've never really been active on here...and sometime in 2008 I think...I can't remember what month, but, I think again not sure...Davogones posted up news on the site saying he was looking for more staff...anyway here's some more again, I'm not great with jokes...but I do know how to make people laugh...^^;;

Link: Gany, my back hurts will you rub it, please?
Ganon: Uh sure! Let me just find my trident, it works wonders on all those hard to reach itches.....

Scene 1: Link says his first word.
Link: Hi.
Zelda: *gasp* Link! You said your first word! And you're...17 years old...That's unusual.

Scene 2: Ganondorf asks a question.
Ganondorf: *gets on one knee* Zelda, will you...
Zelda: Yes?
Ganondorf: Will you...
Zelda: YES?!
Ganondorf: ...pay my bills?
Zelda: NO! *slaps Ganondorf and walks away*
Ganondorf: And I thought I had power.

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 07:34 PM

Navi: *silence*

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 08:46 AM

I'm more interested in how a newbie managed to become a member of the Admin staff, despite making only three posts since joining in 2008.

EDIT: Never mind. I've confused Zelda Legends staff with Admin... Which also begs the question. What's the difference?

Well, some years ago Legends Alliance used to be Zelda Legends's forum. Zelda Legends staff members are simply the people who are in charge of Zelda Legends, but their group has no special privileges over regular members, apart from being able to see a special staff forum, I think.

I thought you would know this, you've been around here for about the same time as me.

#10 Ami-chan22

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 09:01 AM

Navi: *silence*


Ah, music, sweet music to my ears, I do wish she would remain that way. XDD

Tingle: *gasp* A fairy!!
Navi: Yeah, so what?
Tingle: It's been my lifelong dream to see a fairy!
Navi: Why?
Tingle: FOOD!! *grabs Navi*
Navi: NOO!! LINK! HEEELP!!
Link: ...*walks away*
Tingle: *cooks Navi*

*Link and Tingle in clock town*
Link: Whoa Tingle, nice outfit.

Zelda: Link, help, Ganondorf is kidnapping me!
Link: And?
Zelda: Huh?
Link: What's your point?
Zelda: Well...save me!
Link: Why can't you do it yourself?
Zelda: (sigh) Link, we've been over this. I'm the princess, and you're the hero. Therefore, I cannot defend myself in anyway. Now save me!
Link: Whatever...

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 03:21 PM


I'm more interested in how a newbie managed to become a member of the Admin staff, despite making only three posts since joining in 2008.

EDIT: Never mind. I've confused Zelda Legends staff with Admin... Which also begs the question. What's the difference?


I believe Zelda Legends (zeldalegends.net) is a site Khuffie was affiliated with, and now their admins create their own little section over here. I'm guessing Ami-chan is one of those admins who recently joined here.


If by "affiliated", you mean "owner and founder", then yes. :P

ZL = the website, and LA = forums for the website, both owned by Khuffie (ZL is operated by davogones and I -think- lord-of-shadow, LA operated by the admins you know). It's just that over the years, the majority of LA has stopped acting like it, heh.

#12 Arturo

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Posted 12 October 2010 - 08:49 AM

Toan, you are ZL Staff as well :P

#13 Thanatos-Zero

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Posted 31 October 2010 - 10:00 PM

Rauru: Megaton Hammer! OPERATION APPROVED!!
*holds a key in the air and sticks it into a altar*


Zelda: Roger! Megaton Hammer! Safety Device RELIEVE!
*pulls magical card through a ancient computer*


Master Sword: SYSTEM CHANGE!
*transforms into a magical gauntlet*


Link: HAMMER CONNECT!
*gauntlet covers Link's arm*

Link: MEGATON HAMMER!!!
*Link and his equipments turns golden*
*pulls out a large shining nail out of the gauntlet*

Link: HAMMER HELL!!
*beats the shining nail into Ganon's body*

Link: HAMMER HEAVEN!!
*draws out the nail with the Triforce of Power, which was inside of Ganon*

Link: HIKARI NI NARE!!!!! (Become light)
*Slams with all might the hammer against Ganon*


Ganon: Aaaaaarrrrrrggghhhhh!!
*disintigrates into light*

Edited by Thanatos-Zero, 01 November 2010 - 12:53 AM.


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Posted 16 February 2011 - 09:47 AM

Link: "Hello, my name is Link"

Ganondorf: "That tunic looks pretty badass, got one in my size?"

#15 Jake Johnson

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:54 AM

Link: Do a barrel roll!

Anyone: Fox, get this guy off me! (Please Nintendo, let's keep that one in Starfox 64.)

Ganon(dorf): No, Link, I am your father!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's not possible!

Tingle: Oompa Loompa Loompedy Do, I have a perfect puzzle for you. (Believe it or not, Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah fits the meter of the Oompa Loompa song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the Gene Wilder version.))

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Posted 02 September 2012 - 06:29 PM

Ganon: 'scool, Link. See you at Go-Karts on Saturday?




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