271 replies to this topic

[Jasi]

Found this on Xanga.

Edited by Jasi, 06 August 2009 - 11:01 AM.

[Sephrenia Katrov]

I love you.

[Masamune]

Seen it, but still great.

[Jasi]

Seen it, but still great.

I checked on the forum to make sure it wasn't a repost. BUT I GUESS THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

[JRPomazon]

Anyone else up for Fish Tacos?

[vodkamaru]

I just watched this movie with rifftrax. I don't think I'd be able to sit through the whole thing otherwise.

Edited by vodkamaru, 06 August 2009 - 01:16 PM.

[MikePetersSucks]

My boyfriend found a DVDRip, so we decided to watch it since we weren't spending money. We were planning to rip on it.


It was....so....so boring, we couldn't even find much of anything to snark about.

[Jasi]

I just watched this movie with rifftrax. I don't think I'd be able to sit through the whole thing otherwise.

ROFLROFLROFL. I laughed out loud multiple times.

[vodkamaru]

I just watched this movie with rifftrax. I don't think I'd be able to sit through the whole thing otherwise.

ROFLROFLROFL. I laughed out loud multiple times.

The old MST3K crew is still kickin' dammit.

[Jasi]

I just watched this movie with rifftrax. I don't think I'd be able to sit through the whole thing otherwise.

ROFLROFLROFL. I laughed out loud multiple times.

The old MST3K crew is still kickin' dammit.

Oh, are those the same people? I didn't realize

[Twinrova]

This thread just made my day. I get such a sick pleasure from ripping on Twilight. XD


A conversation I had with my ex on Twilight (she's never read or seen it, but it's still pretty accurate ):
(I'm putting it in spoiler tags 'cause it's really gross, lmao. You've been warned XD)

her: here's the best simulation of watching/reading twilight
her: you sit in a chair in an empty white room, someone walks in, stands in front of you with their back to you, undoes their pants and pulls their underwear down, steps back and climbs up on your chair with their ass in your face, spreads their ass cheeks, farts in your face then proceeds to take a chipotle-taco bell hot smelly shit on your face complete with loud grunting and straining noises.
her: that has to be the worst thing i've ever written lol
me: and yet i'm sure you're immensely pleased with yourself right now lol
her: yes.
her: you've got to admit that's a pretty accurate simulation
me: well no
me: a more accurate simulation would be if the poop was sparkly

[Jasi]

me: a more accurate simulation would be if the poop was sparkly

Bahahahahaha.

I kind of feel bad for ripping on Twilight sometimes, it's like kicking something small and helpless...but then I remember the number of teenaged girls (and otherwise perfectly decent adults!) who are obsessed with it, and consider it good literature. /facepalm

Edited by Jasi, 06 August 2009 - 05:29 PM.

[Twinrova]

Hahaha yeah for real. Every time someone I like/am friends with admits they *~love~* Twilight, I...just die a little inside.

[Hana-Nezumi]

I wonder why that classroom is so poorly lit...

[Selena]

Schools in Washington can't afford decent lighting.


True story.


A florescent light nearly fell on top of my friend's head once.

[Dizzy]

I lol'd.

Reminded me of this: http://images.google...htt...sa=N&um=1

[Chikara Nadir]

I lol'd.

Reminded me of this: http://images.google...htt...sa=N&um=1

That's perhaps one of the most traumatizing things I've seen in a long while. o__o Makes me want to cleanse my brain and soul by reading about serial killers or something. XD

[Jasi]

[Masamune]

Seen it, but still great.

I checked on the forum to make sure it wasn't a repost. BUT I GUESS THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

This may come as a shock for you... so brace yourself.

LA isn't the only place on the internet! (I saw it on Kotaku)

[Green Goblin]

XD

Everyone's thinking it. I'll be the one to say it



Take that motherfucker down!!

Has the nerve to call his twinkly ass a vampire.

THIS is a vampire.

Edited by Green Goblin, 06 August 2009 - 08:35 PM.

[Nevermind]

He sparkles like a dermatology nightmare







Or a dermatologist's paycheque.




Love the Blade picture.

Edited by Lazurukeel, 06 August 2009 - 08:58 PM.

[Twinrova]

[Ken the Wandering Soul]

I too wish to contribute to this most worthy topic of discussion.

[Twinrova]

Oh my god, Ken, I love you forever for posting that. I'm dying here. XD

[Fizzbit]

www.twilightthevideogame.com

Edited by Fizzbit, 06 August 2009 - 10:40 PM.

[Ransom]

too much awesome!






Im still laughing at the first one Rova.

[Oberon Storm]

I would rip on Twilight, but then I couldn't justify my interest in True Blood. There are many differences in the two, but they are similar enough to make me feel guilty for wanting the time I spent watching Twilight back.

[wisp]

I am a minor fan of the Twilight books, and I find that rabid anti-Twilight-ness is just as fucking irritating, if not more so, than rabid fangirlishness.



Edit: if you make fun of me, I will eat your fucking head, seriously. It's JUST A BOOOOK. XD

Edited by wisp, 06 August 2009 - 11:15 PM.

[Stew]

Twilight fans might seem ridiculous to you guys. And nerds seem to be having fun ripping on them whenever possible. But, might I remind you of all the Cosplayers out there? Books written on the "science" of Star Trek? All those who have braved a Star Wars marathon, covered in sugar and various salts? Maybe you lined up at midnight for a video game? Or days in advance?

Have you never tried something awful just because a brand was plastered all over it?


I say to you, let ye who is without fandom cast the first stone.


That said I almost peed my pants when the dude came peeling into the parking lot: "Yeah! Just going 60 in a parking lot like I always do!!"

[Twinrova]

You think people don't make fun of cosplayers? ...Really? XD


Besides, Star Wars is actually.....good.