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[Twinrova]

Nothing good can ever come from a thread like this.

I beg to differ.

[Chikara Nadir]

BEWBS WHA?

[JRPomazon]

BOOBS.

[Chiaki]

My friend showed me a bunch of these yesterday.

[Chikara Nadir]

A trickle of blood came out under the door, crossed the living room, went out into the street, continued on in a straight line across the uneven terraces, went down steps and climbed over curbs, passed along the Street of the Turks, turned a corner to the right and another to the left, made a right angle at the Buendía house, went in under the closed door, crossed through the parlor, hugging the walls so as not to stain the rugs, went on to the other living room, made a wide curve to avoid the dining-room table, went along the porch with the begonias, and passed without being seen under Amaranta's chair as she gave an arithmetic lesson to Aureliano José, and went through the pantry and came out in the kitchen, where Úrsula was getting ready to crack thirty-six eggs to make bread.
"Holy Mother of God!" Úrsula shouted.

Best. Line. Ever.

FIRST PERSON TO NAME THE BOOK GETS FIVE POSTS.

[Fin]

One Hundred Years of Solitude

[Chikara Nadir]

AND FINTIN WINS.


....Seriously, people. This could turn into the best 'competition' thread on the planet if more people wanted to play. ;_;

[Fin]

Milo's planes shuttled back and forth seven days a week as every officer in the four squadrons began devouring fresh eggs in an insatiable orgy of fresh-egg eating.

Anyone? Anyone?

[Steel Samurai]

No Idea.

[Chikara Nadir]

I know what it is, although I had to Google it to do so, thus it doesn't count. May the games continue!

[Steel Samurai]

INDEED

[Elvenlord]

Elven also has no idea

[Chikara Nadir]

CLUE TIME. If you're playing with a ball and tossing it to your friend, you tell them to "___" it.

[Steel Samurai]

Catch?

[Selena]

Fuck?

[Goose]

Catch 22?

[Fin]

Goose has got it.

Although Fuck-22 sounds awesome.

[Chikara Nadir]

WOO! Goose wins five free posts too! And Bot does not, because she doesn't need more. ;_;

[Selena]

Oh, my, I didn't realize I was nearly at 11,000!


I could make it to that before you make it to 10,000. :D

[Chikara Nadir]

I hate your everlasting guts, you slug-sucking lemon meringue nerdess. <.<

[Average Gamer]

Does anyone here ever go to Cracked.com? Just asking.

[Selena]

But if they're everlasting guts, doesn't that mean I'll live forever? Meaning that you'll never be successful in killing me?



There goes your dream.

[Chikara Nadir]

I'm sorry, but whether I'm dead or not has little to do with anything in the long term. I just feel sorry for the poor human race, stuck dealing with you forever. Excuse me while I play a very, very small violin.

AND NOT BECAUSE I'M SHORT.

[Selena]

Or I could be ruling over them as overlord, while you're rotting away in some grave.


That I will no doubt be destroying eventually. Though it will be hard to find, due to how small it is. It's like burying a cat. You could fit in a shoebox.

[Fin]

Posted this on GameFAX. <.<

So, the hottest underage girl thread got deleted. (For the record, Medli won.)

New poll! Was the moderation just?

Offensive Material

Users may not transmit or encourage others to transmit material or links to material considered patently offensive in nature. This includes, but is not limited to using vulgar, profane, or sexually explicit language; using race, religion, sexual orientation, culture, ethnicity, disability, nationality, or gender as a means of insult; using threatening, harassing, defamatory, hate-speech, or libelous language; and posting, requesting, linking to, or otherwise sharing material considered pornographic, obscene, graphic, or hate speech. Failing to abide by a warning that material or terms are offensive or prohibited is a violation.

I did none of these things. I simply asked people to vote on which young girl was the most attractive.


Jokes or humor about rape or incest are generally considered patently offensive.

Nope. Neither rape nor incest entered into it.


Several other words and terms are flagged by the site censor when a message is posted, and users are clearly warned about the connotation and use of these words on the site. Failing to abide by the warning presented is a clear violation.

That's cool. Didn't happen this time, so I can't have been modded for this reason.


Links to sites with content that violates these terms are not permitted. Warning users about offensive content in a link does not grant permission to post that link.

Every link was to official art, none of which offended those terms.


Links to images or sites displaying images with nudity, near-nudity (i.e. see-through clothing, very skimpy coverings), or depictions of such are not permitted.

Nope.


Images or descriptions of sexual acts, genetalia, or clearly graphic material (shock images, defecation) are considered offensive as well.

Sex was never brought up.


Using the word "rape" as a synonym for "owned", "destroyed", "decimated", etc is considered inappropriate.

I shudder at the thought.

Welp, I don't seem to have violated any of the terms so far. Must be something lower down the list.

Wait.

Huh. Seems that all there is. Weird, huh? It's almost as if the thread was deleted just for posting a poll about fictional characters. Wow, it's almost like we live in a world where people who are sexually attracted to minors are treated as monsters regardless of whether or not they act on those desires in a way that actually violates real children.

Nah.

Why yes, I am aware of how much of a scumbag this makes me look.

[Chikara Nadir]

Only because I'm sneaky that way. Always escaping your clutches. Which isn't hard to do, now that you're all slow and feeble, cooped up babysitting the Antichrist. <.<

And good job, Fintin. We love you here.

[Selena]

You escaped my clutches via death and shoebox burial. That's not exactly clever or admirable! And isn't it a position of evil honor to give the Antichrist his morals and battle strategy? I already have him mowing down GI Joes and army men. Today, Hasbro. Tomorrow, Europe.




You're just mad because YOUR protege ended up being a rival that you could not contend with. ^____^

[Chikara Nadir]

I know, such a rival you are, pining away in the woods with a worthy solder who cries over wanting you to give him more fruit snacks.

[Stalfos]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I'm stuck. ;_;

Oh. Not any more. >.>

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 26 June 2009 - 10:54 PM.

[Chikara Nadir]

Stalfos...are you okay there? o.o;;