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[SL the Pyro]

*is sitting on Eve's head; he is surprisingly light due to him being a shadow incarnation* What about another jet? I could do that, and perhaps we wouldn't all fall out this time. *glares at Hazaku*

[GuardianNinja]

*gets up and brushes off*
"what can I say whats gotta poof... is gotta poof"

[CID Farwin]

Jet, huh? *scratches head* sounds fun!

[Fara Moon]

Cass: Sorry.

Sounds great!

Eve: SL, get off my head or you won't see another day.

[GuardianNinja]

*pulls a shuriken*
"get off her head!!!"

[SL the Pyro]

*shuriken poofs*

Not that I would've advised it anyway, since if you missed you'd have chopped Eve's head off. *hops off of her head and pulls out the warp hole thing again; he uses it and everyone ends up in a new, bigger jet*

I'm gonna commandeer the cockpit. Whee! *runs for the cockpit*

[GuardianNinja]

*walks into the restroom and starts messing around with jet parts*

[CID Farwin]

WHAT THE!
*Looks around*
HOW'D I WIND UP ON THE WING!?
*Climbs into jet through landing gear, which for some reason is still down.*

[Toxin]

waitress i would like some of your best tea.


waitress: um sir isn't that a cup of tea in your hand?

maybe but i don't want to drink it because I'm giving it to GN *walks up to GN and splashes it in his face* oops i forgot i put some acid i made a few days ago in there, but I'm sure it will only blind you and not kill you . waitress i would like some tea now.

[GuardianNinja]

*Puts hands together and chakra heats up on face and dries the acid*
"remind me to hurt him later he could of blinded me"
*pulls out a lazer gun made from jet parts and starts blasting Varnage in the butt*
"yo Cid you would probably have fun doing this too"
*throws a second lazer gun to Cid and continues blasting Varnage*

[CID Farwin]

Cool!
*Having just come up from through the toilets, switches the lazer gun to 'clean' and sanitizes self.*
Hey, thanks.
*Swithces gun back to blast and, rather than blast Varnage, blasts the cup of tea in his hand, which quickly explodes in Varnage's face.*
Now THAT'S Irony.
*commences blsting Varnage*
Hey, this IS fun.

Edited by CID Farwin, 30 July 2007 - 12:45 PM.

[Fara Moon]

*Makes an ice gun out of spare parts.*

Hey Varnage, you should chill. *Blasts Varnage with ice gun.*

[SL the Pyro]

*over the PA* This is your new captain speaking. SURPRISE! *sends the plane into a barrel roll*

Z: *wakes up nauseous* If he uses that portal again, I'm gonna-- AAAHHHH! *is caught completely off guard by the barrel roll*

Edited by Shadow_Link, 30 July 2007 - 06:08 PM.

[Toxin]

now i have a frozen melted face and i lost my tea
now i hate tea so I'm switching to coffee.


I was hoping not to do this but i found the ruby weapon in the last house and if i open this box it come out.
but first I'm going to make a potion to make it invincible.... ok done eat this GN *swings back arm* oops i almost threw the potion at him *opens box and pours potion in box* ok this will make it as large as us and make it invincible.
waitress i would like you to get me more tea and to kick these mean men out of the plane.

Edited by Varnage, 30 July 2007 - 06:14 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I AM DOING A BARREL ROLL WITH THE PLANE. AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT.

[GuardianNinja]

*runs to punch Varnage and is caught off guard by barrel roll and flies to the ceiling down and back to the ceiling after the 2nd time realizes whats going on and flips when the plane continues to barrel roll to apply gravity and laws of physics to Hazaku and keep Hazaku right side up and Hazaku then keeps running around the inside of the plane and doesn't see the window and runs right out it not being able to stop or fly off Hazaku continues to run around the plane*

[Fara Moon]

*Latches onto a seat.* I think I'm gonna be sick.

Eve: *Is sitting somehwere close by with seatbelt on.* Me too.

Cass: *Walks up to Varnage and slaps him for no apprent reason then sits back down.*

Link: *Gets out three bags and gives one to Fara and another to Eve and keeps one for himself.*

[Toxin]

no i don't want to acknowledge that so I'm going to read a book of how to make any kind of potion. *reads book*

wow that book was really small
now I'm going to drink this zero gravity drink i made with tea and root beer *gulps potion and floats with out turning upside down with the plane*

Edited by Varnage, 30 July 2007 - 07:03 PM.

[Fara Moon]

Cass: *Gets up and grabs Hazaku by the arm when he comes by the door and pulls him back into the plane then closes the door so Varnage can't get back in.*

Edited by Fox Fairy, 30 July 2007 - 07:06 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

Ignore post

Edited by GuardianNinja, 30 July 2007 - 07:08 PM.

[Toxin]

*jumps out of plane and floats* good thing i have some tea and this potion should last a few hours.

[GuardianNinja]

*smirks*
"Have at these Varnage"
*Throws hands together*
"Cloud Clone Jutsu"
*clouds around the plane
summon Cloud Clones
and they grab Varnage
and ram him into the
side of the plane*

[Toxin]

*clones go poof* that wasn't homemade and u didn't think of how to not hit the ground.
*watches the plane hit the ground and explode with everyone still inside*
hey GN want an anvil? *throws down an anvil*

[GuardianNinja]

Why did the plane hit the ground again?

[Fara Moon]

Ow.

Eve: I really am starting to hate this guy. (Not really.)

Link: Someone, anyone find a loophole, please.

Cass: *Throws a seat from the plane at Varnage's head which made a direct hit.*

Edited by Fox Fairy, 30 July 2007 - 07:48 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

I WANNA KNOW HOW THE PLANE HIT THE GROUND!!!

[Fara Moon]

Thanks GN you found the loophole, he never explained why the plane crashed hence...

Link: Fara, we get the point.

Eve: *Nods.*

Cass: Yep.

Oh fine.

[GuardianNinja]

*all of us are healed and put in the sky in a bigger Jet for enduring his UNEXPLAINED BS*

[Fara Moon]

Eve: Thanks Hazaku.

*Sits down.* Good call GN.

[GuardianNinja]

*sits down and begins to nap*