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[Toxin]

kero cloud: I'm happy so I'll hurt people
varnage normal form: ummm thats kind of random but I'll help. lets KILL zero cause he is getting annoying and we hate annoying
kero cloud: ok I'll make you a ooze that gives you rage form and you make me a buster sword that cut though a soul.
varnage nomal form: ok but it will take a while locks himself in a bedroom

Edited by Varnage, 24 July 2007 - 11:57 AM.

[Fara Moon]

*Comes back eating a cookie pie.* What's up?

[GuardianNinja]

*runs back crying tears of joy*
"hehehe Yahoo!"
*dances as a count of being happy*

[Fara Moon]

Cass: What's up with him?

He got a cookie pie.

Link: Two.

Cass: Well that explains somethings....I guess.

[GuardianNinja]

*Dances around exactly like the Goron from OoT*
*when Kero walks up to attack he gets confused as well*

[Fara Moon]

*Grabs Link's ocarina and plays Saria's Song during the dance.*

Cass: She's good, almost as good as you, Link.

Link: I never would have guessed.

[GuardianNinja]

*stops*
"you call that a beat!"
*throws the ocarina out the window*
"come back when you have better tunes"
*continues dancing*

[Fara Moon]

Hey!

Link: Oh crap. *Runs outside and catches the Ocarina of Time.* Do you know what would happen if that broke?!

*Takes out a electric guitar and plays the Gerudo Valley theme like this.* How's about that?

Edited by Fox Fairy, 24 July 2007 - 06:07 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

(didn't actually listen to it because of dial-up but remember it perfectly in my head)
"hmm not enough rythim"
*continues dancing*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 24 July 2007 - 06:10 PM.

[Fara Moon]

(It's a different version, DJ Phenyx's Gerudo Valley Punk Remix.)

*Plays the Bolero of Fire on guitar with Link playing the ocarina and Cass playing on the harp.* What about that?

[GuardianNinja]

O.O *HEAT!! HEA...(lets skip that)*
"That is nice the beat and sounding slower as it goes along"
"say you have anymore from a dif game maybe?"

[Fara Moon]

Not really. *looks down.*

[GuardianNinja]

"Man i was hoping someone knew ballad of the wind fish"
*shadow clones arrange with dif instruments and begin to play it*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 24 July 2007 - 06:25 PM.

[Fara Moon]

"Man i was hoping someone knew ballad of the wind fish"
*shadow clones arrange with dif instruments and begin to play it*

I though you meant not out of the Zelda games, oopsy me.

[GuardianNinja]

lol *finishes playing it and crys remembering the sad story in MM that goes along with that song*

[Fara Moon]

*plays the Song of Healing with Link and Cass (The long theme for the Clock Tower.)*

[GuardianNinja]

*stops crying and shadow clones poof away* "thanx, lets go get Kero while hes confused"

[Fara Moon]

*Holds bat at ready.* Batter up!

[Toxin]

varnage normal form: ok I'm done with the buster sword.
kero cloud: good I was getting so bored that i already tried to attack some random people. *trades the potion for the sword*
varnage normal form: here goes nothing *opens bottle and drinks homemade potion*
kero cloud: i only have a few more days and then i need to go stop a meteor. I call zero first and once he is down you can kill him.
varnage enraged form: *dark scratchy voice* ok I'll play with some other ants until then. hey SL want my fist *swings fist 8 times larger then SL in his whole body sending him flying upward, never to come back.

[GuardianNinja]

*walks over to Varnage and dances around accidentally hitting him several times and sending him out the window*

[Toxin]

varnage enraged form: ow! I'm sick of everyone being tall enough to get a clean shot at me *runs around house lightning fast forming a tornado enclosing the house. the tornado does nothing to the house but it looks as though something is eating the house until it's leveled* now that i ate the house i can grow *varnage grows to be 50 feet* we need more house *30 new house appear* I'll leave 10 *eats 20 house to grow up to 1000 feet* *urp* I'm full. i feel a man under my feet hey its GN i think I'll press down *varnage puts his feet on the ground and hears a splat*

Edited by Varnage, 25 July 2007 - 11:32 AM.

[GuardianNinja]

"Replacement Jutsu"
"he crushed a puppy... what an a$$hole"
*Shadow Burst right through Varnage's belly and through both legs*

[Fara Moon]

Link: I can't believe I'm doing this. *Uses another one of Fara's quick portals to get SL back to the ground.*

*Shakes head and then leaves to make a crossbow out of wood from the table in the house.*

Edited by Fox Fairy, 25 July 2007 - 12:06 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

*throws a poison mushroom into Varnage's mouth and brings him to normal and now he has a hole in his belly and both legs*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 25 July 2007 - 12:11 PM.

[Fara Moon]

*Shoots Varnage with the newly made crossbow and arrows.* Bull's eye!

[SL the Pyro]

*pulls out cell phone and talks into it*

*gets yelled at through the cell phone* Exdeath, you do it.

Exdeath: *yells into phone*

*a jumbo jet flys into the scene and drops a mansion on top of Varnage and Kero Cloud*

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I just had a thought. Why don't we commandeer a luxury jet and fight on it?

[Fara Moon]

Fine by me.

Cass: *Shrugs.*

Link: Okay.

[SL the Pyro]

Squee! *reaches into pockets* Err... where did I put it?

Z: Sucker! "holds up warp hole (a simple black hole)*

HEY!

Exdeath: *randomly tackles Z into the ruins of the mansion, causing him to drop the warp hole*

Thanks! *throws the warp hole ont othe ground; it expands and EVERYONE falls in*

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*Everyone falls in a heap on a large, luxury airplane with autopilot and a few passengers*

*Z and Exdeath are fist-fighting* ...Nice. *plops down into a plushy sofa*

[Fara Moon]

Wow, now that's cool!

Link: Can't disagree with you there.

Cass: *Is speechless.*

Well, let's have some fun!

[SL the Pyro]

Hehe, this is better than an in-flight movie. *snaps fingers twice* Get me some caramel popcorn, please!

*waitress brings him popcorn, being VERY careful to steer clear of the fight* Thanks. Want some, Fara?

*Z dents Exdeath's helmet*