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[Fara Moon]

Cass: *Uses her ice whips to throw D~N.*

Link: Point proven.

Eve: Yep.
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Ok. *Hands over the 50 rupees she owed for the bet.*

[Mystic Kitsune]

Eve is a yepper.

All she's been saying is yep.

[Fara Moon]

Eve: I ran out of other things to say, *Shrugs* sue me.

Cass: *Is beating up D~N.* Well now I'm wondering where LT is and Link.

Don't ask me, I have no idea.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Don't say "Sue me" when you're beating on a persecutor. o.o

[SL the Pyro]

(Cass is doing the beating, not Eve. Just thought I'd point that out. ^^)

*dials numbers on his cell phone and talks into it for a moment*

*a large shadow covers everyone*

You may want to move, Cass. *pulls Cass away from D~N*

*Mr. Weight falls from an airplane and crushes D~N*

If you try to sneak up on me again, I'll do a lot worse.

[Fara Moon]

That looks like it really hurt, but he had it coming.

Cass: Well that works too.

Eve: 0_o Where does he get the money to get all that.

I think the same places Link does and more.

[D~N]

First beaten, then crushed -___-

Phoenix: Us Lawers get no love.

Agreed. =(

[Fara Moon]

First beaten, then crushed -___-

Phoenix: Us Lawers get no love.

Agreed. =(

Here then. *Throws the two of them a bundle of flowers and two boxes of chocolate.* That better?

Eve: ...
Cass: ...
Link: ... Ok, what's going on with the ...ing!

Edited by Fox Fairy, 27 May 2007 - 07:39 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Now he can press charges! If you beat on a lawyer, kill him! Or you lose a lot of money. o.o

[SL the Pyro]

Sorry Kitsune, but its loophole time; I crushed D~N, not Phoenix. And Phoenix said so himself that D~N isn't a lawyer, so there.

[Mystic Kitsune]

SL, split personalties all lead to the same person. I'd expect you to know that

[SL the Pyro]

But you forget that split personalities have a nasty habit of becoming actual people on these forums... o_o

[Mystic Kitsune]

That is very true.

But if you kill a lawyer's friend, well...

[SL the Pyro]

Hmm... maybe I should've crushed the lawyer after all. He can't testify if he's dead.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Exactly.

[SL the Pyro]

I'll do that then. *calls the Mr. Weight airplane for a round trip*

*airplane undergoes a nuclear explosion*

What the!? O_O

[Mystic Kitsune]

SL has no idea how to use a nuclear powered airplane.

Sadness. Now he can sue you for the radiation.

[SL the Pyro]

I wasn't driving it...

[GuardianNinja]

Uhh...
*Hazaku walks to the top of the hill and sets up a tent

[SL the Pyro]

*absent-mindedly sets the tent on fire* I wonder why the plane blew up... maybe someone said the Zeeky words. Bah.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Or it was a kitsune playing with fission.

[Fara Moon]

*absent-mindedly sets the tent on fire* I wonder why the plane blew up... maybe someone said the Zeeky words. Bah.

Eve: Well that's better than getting blown up by the Zeeky H. Bomb.

Cass: Eve, you shouldn't say something like that.

Eve: Why?

Link: Because on these forums when you say stuff like that, they usually happen.

[SL the Pyro]

Oh, that's just supersti--

*Zeeky H. Bomb falls from the mushroom cloud where the plane was*

...So THAT'S why the plane blew up.

Zeeky: Zeeky B-- *SL places his hand over his mouth*

...Do it over there. *kicks Zeeky towards Phoenix*

Zeeky: --oogy Doog!

*nuclear explosion consumes D~N and Phoenix*

[Mystic Kitsune]

Well, there goes whoever/whatever/and lawyerever.

Zeeky still doesn't sound too threatening. Find a better name or something...

[SL the Pyro]

I can't find a better name because it wasn't my character... and he's not supposed to be threatening. He just says the Zeeky words and makes everything go boom in a nuclear explosion, it's that simple.

[GuardianNinja]

*Jaw Drops Open
Why would you do that I PAID FOR THAT TENT!!!
Hazaku looks at SL angerly you messed with the wrong ninja! Hazaku throws his hands together and aims a Fire spin at SLs face.

[SL the Pyro]

*sidestep; the fire spin passes by harmlessly*

Oh, so you want to play ninja? Alright... *melts into the shadows and reappears with three clones of himself*

[Mystic Kitsune]

Oh no, RP'ers, split personalities! What next!

[GuardianNinja]

*throws hands together SHADOW BURST *pulls the shadows out of the ground and onto Hazaku's body
Lets play shadow boy!

[SL the Pyro]

*SL and his clones charge* That jutsu wasn't a good idea!

*SL jumps over Hazaku and drops a bomb at his feet while his shadow clones stick to Hazaku's face to blind him*