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[Stalfos]

...But it makes sense. Wouldn't have made sense had Armed_Stalfos summoned, say, Darknuts, would it have?

Anyways... ZELDA VILLAIN FIGHT!

*Two minutes later*

Can someone give me my head? ...PLEASE?

[Fara Moon]

*Takes out a cellphone and calls...*

Fara?

Yes.

Why should I help you?

Well you still owe me, remember? Not to mention I can blackmail you.

.... I'll come.

*Turns off phone.*

Link: Who'd you call?

Ganon.

Link: WHAT?!?!

Edited by Fox Fairy, 07 June 2007 - 02:13 PM.

[Stalfos]

o.o

DUN DUN DUN...

The plot thickens...

That head would still be nice, by the way.

[Fara Moon]

Link: Of all the rotten luck.

*Snaps fingers and a large mallet appears in one hand.*
No rotten luck for you would be me beating you with this.

Link: Ok, but now I'm wondering, where is he?

(Can someone else do Ganon?)

[GuardianNinja]

*Ganon appears in a purple fire*
What did you call me for?!!!
I almost had Hyrule under my control!...
*sees Link*
*the two throw there heads together and
fire appears in there eyes*
Link- GO AWAY AND STOP TRYING TO
CONTROL HYRULE!!!
Ganon- IT WILL BE MINE SOME DAY!
*the two starts punching eachother and
start rolling around in a dog fight with
dirt going everywhere*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 07 June 2007 - 03:55 PM.

[Fara Moon]

*A gym teacher's whisle appears out of thin air and I blow on it really hard.*

Link: *Hands over ears.* What'd you do that for?!?


I didn't call you here to fight with Link, you idiot.

Nor should you, Link be fighting with Ganon right now. *Glares at them both.*
Or maybe I pound some sence into both of you?

Edited by Fox Fairy, 07 June 2007 - 05:38 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

King of the Stuffs!

[SL the Pyro]

*is holding A_S's head; no one seems to notice his body stumbling around comically in search of its head*

*taps foot impatiently* What's drawing all their attention!? *finally notices Ganon*



...I'm assuming this was Fox Fairy's work, so I'll hold off on pummeling that overgrown pig until I know what's going to happen.

*lazily lays down on the ground, a hand tossing A_S's head up and down like a ball*

Edited by Shadow_Link, 07 June 2007 - 07:31 PM.

[Fara Moon]

I called him.

Ganon: No, forced.

Link:

*Hits both of them with the mallet.*

...I'm assuming this was Fox Fairy's work, so I'll hold off on pummeling that overgrown pig until I know what's going to happen.

You may if you want, he can't do anything to me since he still owes me.

Edited by Fox Fairy, 07 June 2007 - 07:39 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

Ganon- OWES YOU HA!!!, YOU SHOULD OWE ME FOR BRINGING ME DOWN HERE!!!!


Omg GANON!!!!!... CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!

Edited by GuardianNinja, 08 June 2007 - 12:42 PM.

[Fara Moon]

Ganon- OWES YOU HA!!!, YOU SHOULD OWE ME FOR BRINGING ME DOWN HERE!!!!


Omg GANON!!!!!... CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!

Ganon, you know well enough what I mean, or should I bring the DVD of it? Or even better I could bring the video from the Christmas party?

Link: I will!

Edited by Fox Fairy, 08 June 2007 - 01:17 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

Omg GANON!!!!!... CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!

How come no one asks for MY autograph? (urge to kill Ganon rising)

Ganon, you know well enough what I mean, or should I bring the DVD of it?

Link: I will!

(urge to kill Ganon falling) I gotta see this.

Edited by Shadow_Link, 08 June 2007 - 01:15 PM.

[Fara Moon]

*Snaps her fingers and two DVDs, a TV, and a DVD player appear out of nowhere and I pop the first one in.*

There. (Somebody can describe it if they want.)

[GuardianNinja]

Ganon- WHAT YOU CAN"T DO THAT TO ME I'M THE PRINCE OF EVIL!!!

Do what... oh black mail,... BLACK MAILING THE PRINCE OF EVIL!!!
*sits back in a lazy boy chair and starts eating pop corn*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 08 June 2007 - 01:55 PM.

[Fara Moon]

Ganon- WHAT YOU CAN"T DO THAT TO ME I'M THE PRINCE OF EVIL!!!

Do what... oh black mail,... BLACK MAILING THE PRINCE OF EVIL!!!
*sits back in a lazy boy chair and starts eating pop corn*

Yes I can, so could anyone else.

Link: *Gets more popcorn and soda.*

[GuardianNinja]

Ganon- hmmp what is it you want, but be aware I'll half ass the job!


Oh WHAT!!! I thought we were gonna watch a movie *throws pop corn*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 08 June 2007 - 02:06 PM.

[Fara Moon]

And if you do that, the second and third tape go in. For one thing you have to do what ever Link, Shadow, or I say for three days, starting today.

Two: I'll get to that... later.

Edited by Fox Fairy, 08 June 2007 - 02:15 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

Ganon- Must resist can't fight it *throws fire balls at fox fairy and the dvds* Ha!


Damn it he burnt the DvDs!

Edited by GuardianNinja, 08 June 2007 - 02:19 PM.

[Stalfos]

...Excuse me? Anyone?

Fine, then. *Bites SL's hand* Didn't really accomplish anything, but... Oh well.

[Fara Moon]

You think I wouldn't have copies? Ganondork you idiot.

Link: Fits.

I didn't say you couldn't find a loophole. *Rolls eyes.*

Edited by Fox Fairy, 08 June 2007 - 02:25 PM.

[Stalfos]

I know what I'll do! [Insert lightbulb emoticon here]

STALCHILDREN! GET ME MAH HEAD!

[GuardianNinja]

Ganon- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAVE COOOPPPIEEES!!!!


Um maybe we should yea walk away real smooth like, like RIGHT NOW!


*ganon throws fire balls everywhere*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 08 June 2007 - 02:27 PM.

[Stalfos]

*Has head at this point*

I would just like to point out that Ganon doesn't have fireballs. More like little...electricity-orbs. With that said...

*Takes DVDs from Fara*
*Puts them into DVD player*
And, of course, Ganon shorted out the power. So...

*Takes out phone*
*Dials number*
Hello.
Yes, I have your money.
Ten minutes? Good.

Ten minutes, everyone.

[Fara Moon]

Is it me or he will fall for anything?

Link: *Ducks.* Yep. HEY GANON LISTEN UP!

Only one was emberessing, it was the one at the Christmas party, and I only had part of it and it's not really that bad.

Link: Plus, the first one only comfermed that you owe her and you never payed her back.

And the third was just the joke you and the other villains did for a play.

Link: You don't have to go and lose it, you've seen all three before.

Yep, the real reason you're here is because they were holding a Zelda villain fight without you.

Link: Though I think Shadow does have something for you.

Play them and you'll see.

Edited by Fox Fairy, 08 June 2007 - 02:37 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

Ganon- aww yes SL was my greatest soldier back in the day were is he I never reimbursed him for pizza night.

Edited by GuardianNinja, 08 June 2007 - 02:45 PM.

[Stalfos]

o.o

*Pulls out phone again*
Yeah, forget it.

Nope, not worth it.

*Sigh* WE DO NOT WANT FREE RINGTONES THANK YOU.

*Hangs up*

I'd still like to see that Christmas party one, though... *Narrowly avoids literally losing his head again*

[Fara Moon]

Cass: *Sneaks a copy of it to Stalfos.* Here.

Eve: Wait, wasn't Ganon and Link on SL's list?

*Nods.*

Edited by Fox Fairy, 08 June 2007 - 02:52 PM.

[Stalfos]

Thanks.

So, in other news...does anyone know anymore who's actually the King of the Hill?

[Fara Moon]

Whoever is last to post.

[Stalfos]

Oh.

*Ahem*

*...Pulls Guardian's ears*

It's what I do when I have nothing else to do, y'see.