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[SL the Pyro]

Better? =P

No...

What are you using to upload your pictures with?

[Tekky]

I cant see them either...

[Toan]

Me neither.

[Splash]

If you take the image source it works, guys. ;>> Must just be the uploading service he used.

http://x014.uploaderx.net/x/Math.JPG

[Meep]

I think that's the joke.

[SL the Pyro]

*finally sees the pic*

He swore on his test??? That could get you a suspension in most schools...

[Splash]

I don't see a swear word in there, but it sure was an aggressive statement. XD But, yeah. I wonder why he was so angry in the first place while taking the test... whoever it was didn't really seem to care anyway.

[MikePetersSucks]

In most schools, dick and fag will be taken as swear words. Especially fag.

[Showsni]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I literally lol.

I have nothing funny to contribute, though.

[Keen]

http://x014.uploaderx.net/x/Math.JPG

x=22/sin(56degrees)

[Splash]

A recent Java exam of mine went over the "try, catch, finally" method.
After writing my code I scribbled next to "try" that Yoda had taught me there was no such thing.
I hope I got extra credit for that.

[Keen]

"Stop throwing pointers in the house!"

Sorry. I had to. You understand, don't you?

[SL the Pyro]

Uhh... sorry, I'm afraid not. XD

[SnowsilverKat]

One time in a GIS class a student gave a presentation completely in haiku form. It was brilliant.

And one time one of my friends was student teaching an English class and one of the essays he corrected had a Triforce in the margin. He wrote 'Nice Triforce' next to it, then gave the kid a bad grade because the essay itself sucked.

Personally I've never really done anything too smart-alecky on exams or anything. One time I had to give this Powerpoint presentation about esophageal achalasia, so right in the middle of my presentation, I made this full picture slide of an esophageal sphincter. It basically looked like...well...a giant anus. Woke the class up, which was my plan all along.

[SL the Pyro]

And one time one of my friends was student teaching an English class and one of the essays he corrected had a Triforce in the margin. He wrote 'Nice Triforce' next to it, then gave the kid a bad grade because the essay itself sucked.

Guess he had LoZ on the brain when he was doing the essay. Cool pictures aren't gonna get you English marks, folks.

[Splash]

Guess he had LoZ on the brain when he was doing the essay. Cool pictures aren't gonna get you English marks, folks.

Oh, really? XD

[Sir Deimos]

my senior year in high school, people turned a physics handout into something having to do with pirates. they turned triangles into sails on ships, pirates invaded diagrams, it was fantastic...

[Nimiety]

my senior year in high school, people turned a physics handout into something having to do with pirates. they turned triangles into sails on ships, pirates invaded diagrams, it was fantastic...

In my senior year in high school, my physics teacher gave us one of these to play with. It was, how you say, way more fun than class.


On my Greek Mythology exam last week, I wrote, in reference to this picture that the Cupids represented "that which must be done to create a child." The Bull is Zeus, and the woman, Europa, is the mother (by Bull Zeus there) of King Minos, who the Minotaur is named after.

On the midterm for the same class, I described the interaction between a Satyr and a Bacchai, in the presence of Dionysus, as "The Satyrs are in the middle of carrying the women off to an hourly rate motel."

[Sir Deimos]

your physics teacher sounds great xD we frequently got ours off topic really easily... more than once my senior year we ended up having a class where he stressed the importance of college, jobs he has had in the past, why you don't want to do them, and the class after mine had him singing Queen and Bowie's "Under Pressure"

[Selena]

I occasionally did smartass things, but nothing really awesome, unfortunately. The only real one I can think of was being forced to read an article on the discovery of jellyfish and then write and essay response about the significance of it. Or something.

I responded with a story that went something like this: "The scientists have disturbed the burial ground of the sacred jellyfish empire and have thus doomed the future of humanity. The jellyfish gods will rise up in anger and smite the wrongdoers before turning the seas and rivers red with blood as they slaughter humankind. Woe are we, the innocent, for we suffer due to the pursuit of 'science!' Why cannot man learn to leave well enough alone? Some stones should not be turned! I bid you good day, and wish humanity the best of luck."


Didn't get a single point for it, either. Just a note that said, "Please start being serious about this class, Jessica."

Haha, yeah right. >.>

[Showsni]

One of our mock General Studies A Level papers had "Define cool" as the question. I said it was colder than warm, but warmer than cold. (Then chickened out and went on to talk about the slang term as well, with a brief aside about how pedantic I am).

[Arturo]

Our philosophy teacher asked us once in an exam how much sawdust a rabbit should eat to be able to defecate a two-metre-long plank.

I was so dull I didn't invent anything funny.
Oh yeah, I am boring

[d4rkdragon]

Hmm... I don't really have anything to contribute... except there was a time in Grade 6 where the question was "What is the mean (mean as in average) number of phone calls [person in question] recieves daily?"

I though mean as in bad mean so... being the grade's math geek I'll never live that down =(

Anyways, fricken' hilarious guys XD

[SL the Pyro]

Oh, really? XD

lol, lollicon

That was mildly amusing.

[Splash]

lollicon

I really hope you weren't trying to type what that looks like you were trying to type, but if you were trying to type what it looks like you were trying to type then why in the world would you try to type that?

Also, the final question in my history exam today had the following answers:

A ) Wrong
B ) Wrong
C ) Wrong
D ) Choose this one

Edited by Splash, 01 May 2007 - 03:24 PM.

[Keen]

Also, the final question in my history exam today had the following answers:

A ) Wrong
B ) Wrong
C ) Wrong
D ) Choose this one

It's a trap.

[SL the Pyro]

...Oops. I was just trying to type an extension of "lol." Whoops. XD Sorry.

[Showsni]

lol, lolicon

That was mildly amusing.

There weren't any young girls in that video...
Were there?

[Keen]

Well, I'm confused.

[Twinrova]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolicon