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#31 GuardianNinja

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 02:01 PM

:ph34r: "WAIT... i can sence an evil presense i wonder"
"if its a fox demon :blink: "
with that said hazaku leaps up and yells
"hawk eye jutsu"
"hey"
"i think i see something :lol: "
"wanna help check it out? :) "

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 07:04 PM

Aaaah, what's going on!?

If that wasn't Selena, then who was it? And where the frick did she go?

And I was just kidding Jordan... Yeah, just leave me here with the conga-loving skeleton and this other guy. Thanks, bud.

Why am I thinking in short increments?


"Jutsu? What?" XI wondered stupidly; his mind had been a bit out of lately what with all the occurances in the last two minutes, "How about we talk a bit first. Get to know each other... Lounge around... Oh, what was that about a party? Let's party! Can we please, sir, Mister Goose, sir?"

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 08:20 PM

Hazaku replied "I wish i could <_< but...
this could be my destiny staring me
in the face :blink: if you come i will explain
on the way :rolleyes: " after that hazaku quickly
leaps and runs around the corner of
the canyon

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 02:30 AM

OoC: I just thoght I would update the story a little, then I'm back to being out for now.

IC: Jordan wasn't certain to how far he travelled. He was outside of the Canyon's borders, high upon the mountains. He looked at an aged piece of paper that showed signs of aging on it, with faded words. "This must be the place." He searched the area for a few minutes and found a chest, containing what he had come for. He took his spear and broke open the wooden box, revealing what was inside. It was drapped in cloth and covered in dust. Jordan put his spear away and grapped his prize. "Guess I should head back soon, XI must be fed up with that skeleton." He took to the air once again, holding on to his prize as he soared back to the canyon.

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 08:27 PM

Hazaku was getting close to what he saw it gave out
a dark depressing feeling as Hazaku got closer to it.
Hazaku could make out sounds of foot steps then faster
foot steps Hazaku whispered to him self "Damn, it heard
me". Hazaku started to run he could see a dark silhouette
as Hazaku chased it around the canyon he looked up "OH
DAMN" "not again its dark out shit... I cant take them this
time.. I CANT GIVE UP!" Hazaku continued to pursue the
figure not caring wether or not he will get killed by the evil
creatures of the night. But as Hazaku kept getting closer he
recognized something about this evil presents and he felt
something start to consume his body something FROM
INSIDE HIM.



Note: I'll post background information about this char soon in story form.

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 12:27 AM

XI wanted to party. It sounded like a good idea to Goose.

He dragged the boy to the pub and shouted out that there was free beer for the next hour.

*stampede*

Once the dust was cleared, he proceeded to feed the boy some quality ale. "Drink up young one, for the day is but yet young."

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Posted 21 April 2007 - 08:33 AM

"O-- okay," XI stuttered, his head reeling from the mass of people who came and went. XI had had one encounter with beer before and it hadn't exactly went well.

"Here goes nothing," XI shrugged, began to slurp down the drink.

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"YASU\Y !!!!!!!!!1111" XI shouted, drunk as a dog, "goose this is sooooo nice of yoU!!!!!! OH MY GOD This stuff tastesthe guood!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA! Let
's dance!!!"

XI stumbled as he got up the stand on the table. Finally reaching his traget, he began to do some sort of ritual dance and promptly fell off.

"D0--0OD I FELL LOL," XI blurbed before going into a fit of hiccups.

Edited by 15-Year-Old, 21 April 2007 - 08:33 AM.


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Posted 21 April 2007 - 01:07 PM

Hazaku finally reached the dark figure he didn't
believe who it was...

His evil brother Kazaja, turned around and the
two began to talk while fighting around and around
it went throwing harsh words and harsh attacks each
other's ways. Giant dust and rock clouds began to
form farther in the canyon and Goose and IX
wondered whether to check it out or not.

Edited by GuardianNinja, 21 April 2007 - 01:08 PM.


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Posted 22 April 2007 - 01:10 AM

Now that the boy was full of Booze, it was time for him to become a man.

"Listen boy, you see that lady over there? She told me she thought you were cute."

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 09:46 AM

"well yeah iThink i',m preuty cute to", XI blurbed, 'DON't u think I'M cute goose !?!?!?!?/?/?/!!!!!??!?!/1Z"

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 09:56 AM

Hazaku tried to do a chaos spin
but Kazaja just repelled it like
it was nothing and he delivered
the final blow to Hazaku and then
Kazaja said you can never beat me
if you don't remember this moment
and hate me come back with revenge
and you might kill me" then Kazaja
put his foot over Hazaku and Hazaku
blacked out.

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 06:59 PM

OoC: GuardianNinja, let's not try to turn this plot completely into Naruto. Might want to ease up on that a little.

IC:

Night had fallen over the desert. The moon glowed brightly, light reflecting of the sand. Jordan was exhasted from his day journey and no longer had the strength to control the air around him. He slowly walked through the desert, holding his precious cargo under his arm. It was long and somewhat bulky. It was in a long container, which was covered in cloth. He shuddered, the cold night air reaching under his armor and clothes. As he travelled in the cold, he noticed something that didn't belong in these surroundings. A darker mass lay on monds of sand. Jordan began to walk towards the unidentified object, only to discover by a closer observation that this was a person. A young man was unconcious on the ground and had probably been like that for hours. A glimmer from his forhead protector caught Jordan's eye. He bent down slowly and looked at the features of this accessory.

By the engraved symbols on it, it was clear that he belonged to a particular tribe or village. Jordan got to his feet and grabbed the man by his clothes. He thrusted him over his shoulder and continued to walk towards where he had left XI. It would be long before he arrived at his destination.

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 08:10 PM

Still Unconscious
-----------------------------------------
Hazaku pulled him self up and walked
forward through the darkness and the
village was burning Hazaku ran down
through the blazing fiery dirt path
"NOOOOOOOOOO" What Hazaku
found at the end was what Hazaku
feared most. ...himself

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 06:38 PM

Jordan continued to travel thourgh desert. He could barely feel his feet, due to the numbing cold around him. The additional weight he was carrying didn't help either. "Why did I bother to pick this guy up?" He asked himself as he looked over to the unconcious person that was slung over his left shoulder. "Would have been easier to leave him on the ground." Jordan continued to walk for what seemed like hours. Eventually, he found himself back in somewhat familiar territory. The rocks became more numerous and signs of civilization began to pop up. Before he knew it, he found himself in front of a pub. He stopped for a moment, hearing familiar sounds coming from inside of the buliding. He was almost certain that he heard XI's voice. "Damn, XI is getting drunk." Without a second thought, Jordan walked inside the pub, carrying both his cargo and the person that he found in the desert.

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 08:24 PM

Hazaku never had this much terror in his eyes
the darkness consumed him and his eyes flew
open Hazaku was shaking then he wondered
how he was in the pub and on someones
shoulders "um.. Hey im up now thanks for
your help mr... @_@ your that guy that was
fighting goose" Hazaku slid off Jordan's back
"You should teach me some of those moves"
"I would like to thank you but I don't know
your name"

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 06:59 PM

A surge of jealousy rang through XI's drunken head. Who the hell did this guy think he was, taking a piddgy back ride of Jordan? Time to show this n00b a thing or two.

"halo thar," XI said, stumbling across the pub, "I am XI who r u? ahwell it doesnt matter-= PA-POW!!!!!"

XI punched Hazaku across the face. It probably didn't hurt so much what with XI being able to recite the alphabet and all. Nontheless, Hazaku stumbled, most likely out of surprise. XI proceeded to try to clumb up his clothes and they came tumbling down to the floor. Looking up, XI muttered "oh hay Jordan. hav fun?????" before promptly throwing up all over Jordan's boots.

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 07:06 PM

Jordan was in a state of shock. First, XI suckerpunches a random bystander and then vomits all over his boots. "XI! What the hell!" he shouted. It was safe to say that he was pissed off right now. "You don't just punch people at random! Or vomit on them on that note!" He looked at hes boots with a disgusted look on his face. "That's just gross." Jordan shook his boots off a little and walked over with his cargo and took a seat at the bar. "Today has been way too long," he said to himself.

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 07:54 PM

"Night night..." XI drowned on, "Do... do I have a hangover already? What time did we get here?" XI's eyes slowly closed...

XI had left the pub and now was floating in a pink ocean. Thankfully, he could breathe as he had on scuba gear. It wasn't long until the air tanks turned into snakes and were pecking at XI's hair.

"Hey, get off!" XI roared as the surreal ocean faded into a dark dungeon. Several skeletons lined the walls. XI was only mildly surprised when each one sprung to life and began to dance around, singing and forming conga lines. Seeing the potential for a game, XI knocked the snakes off and began to roll bowling balls towards the skeletons. No matter how many times the skeletons fell to pieces and XI shouted "strike!", they managed to put themselves back together.

The skeletons turned into hula girls and the dungeon into a tropical beach. XI sat upon a throne made of bones and watched as the girls did their mating dance; it was time for the Emperor to choose his bride. None of them managed to satisfy him, however, and XI decided he would remain single.

"But Emperor!" screeched a voice from behind a nearby palm tree, "You must pick a wife!"

"Or what? I'm the king around here, I can do what I want," XI shrugged as he began to watch a TV made out of sand.

"You're sure?" the voice asked.

"Yup!" XI assured it.

"Very well. Like the oracle said, we must dispose of those who turn down sex!" the voice screeched.

"Who said I turned down sex?" XI asked, flabbergasted.

"You did, didn't you see Goose was trying to get you to score with that girl?" the voice pointed out.

"Bah, girls. Not worth the trouble," XI shrugged.

Appearantly they were worth the trouble, because XI was now hanging above a boiling pot.

"Um... but I'm not the emperor!" XI shouted.

"Then who is?" the hula girls asked. They had magically appeared by the bowl and now had wings. A shirtless man, also with wings, flew by in the background. What was his name...? Perseus...?

"Uh, that dog over there is!" XI yelled. Now a dog was in XI's place and XI was in a doghouse. Unfortunately, the doghouse had no bottom; XI began to plummet downwards. After falling for what seemed like ages, XI fell into a\nother dark chamber. Confused, he walked on and got stuck in a white web.

"What the....?"

"WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, USE FIRE!" a high-pitched voice belonging to a blue ball with wings shrieked.

"Okay!" XI said joyfully. He grabbed hold of a nearby torch and used it to set the web on fire. This didn't work so well, as XI also caught on fire.

"Ow!" XI shouted, sitting up. He blinked and realized he was back in the pub, where several people were pointing and sniggering at him. Annoyed at both the people and his pounding head, XI began to slowly walk on over to Jordan, who he saw sitting at a nearby table. Falling with a hard thud, XI muttered, "Wuzzagoingon?"

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 08:11 PM

Jordan sat at the table, his arms crossed and looked at XI. "You were just entertaining us with a show. Must of been inspired by the unholy amount of alcohal you've let into your system. Although, it was fun to watch." Jordan smirked and chuckled as XI looked so confused. He had no idea that he was randomly walking around the bar speaking gibberish like some sort of fool. He slowly got off his chair and stood up. He placed some money on the table to pay for his meal and started to walk out. "XI, we're moving out now." He made sure he had his cargo and walked out of the pub. He stopped short of the entrance and turned around. "Hey Ninja boy, next time you go off running around, you might find it in your best interest to have a party with you." Jordan said his goodbyes to Goose and everyone else inside and continued to walk outside, followed closely by XI. The moon was still in the sky and the stars shined brightly. Jordan set off from the pub in Ikana to another place in the world, where another battle needed to be fought.

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 09:02 PM

Goose looked as the other two left the pub. XI hadn't scored. Bah, he'll do it in time. Now his keeper had come and got him, and they were heading out of town. That just left Goose and this young wippersnapper of a ninja. Hmmm, this was going to be fun.

"Listen, Ninja boy, I know how you can get stronger, but you have to follow me."

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Posted 25 April 2007 - 09:31 PM

"F**K oh i mean that didn't hurt :whistle: "jesus
look at that shit on the floor and on your boots
I would deck this guy if he wasn't sick" Hazaku
watches as XI says more gibberish "I gotta go"
Hazaku walks to the door when goose aproches
him "You wanna get stronger? you have to follow
me" hazaku replies "I guess... I need to be power-
-ful to get fox demons so... sure" goose walks on
out as Hazaku follows.

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Posted 28 April 2007 - 10:10 PM

Goose walked deeper into the dessert, where sandstorms were a plenty. Civlization was left far behind, and soon it was only the two of them standing out there, alone.

"In order to become stronger, you must journey. This isn't a journey for the body, but one for the mind."

With that, Goose said a few words and the sky went dark.

"Are you ready? For where we go, there is no turning back."

Edited by Goose, 28 April 2007 - 10:10 PM.


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Posted 29 April 2007 - 11:37 AM

Hazaku looked up in the air dark
thick air and looked at goose
flashbacks of all the times of
hardship and said "Lets do this..."

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Posted 30 April 2007 - 10:38 PM

"Good. Now follow me." With that, the sand that was surroundeing them formed into a tunnel/rift type creation. The two walked through, But once they neared the end, Goose stopped.

"From here, you must go alone."

The Boy walked down further as the bard turned back.

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Once outside, the Bard closed of the tunnel from his end. For this to work, it had to be closed. There was no retreat for the boy now. He was all alone.

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Posted 30 April 2007 - 10:51 PM

Hazaku never looked back and continued through
the end of the dark tunnel. Hazaku was in a new
strange place he has never been. Hazaku walked
down the sandy staircase into a shrine Hazaku
looked around before placing his hand on the
obelisk. All the runes began to light up and sand
swirled around Hazaku. A dark monster was
summoned composed of sand "RAWR" it charged
Hazaku "bring it" Hazaku charged the monster
and a large clash could be heard only within that
realm and a giant sand cyclone emerged from the
clash they continued to go rounds at each other
until it disappeared into the sand and the runes shot
out a beam of light through the sand storm giving
the way to the next shrine Hazaku walked on into
the eye of the storm...

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 08:37 AM

The Bard was back at the pub. He was wiping down a bench, wondering how the boy was going. This owuld be a test for him, to see whether he really had what it took to be in a fight. This was what they callk a man test.

Where the boy ended up, the bard didn't know. Sometimes they ended up on the other side of the world, and other times they ended up not going anywhere.

"Give us BEER!" he heard from the back, so he got back to work.

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 09:31 PM

Hazaku approached the obelisk cautiously and
placed his hand on the the rugged marble
surface the old sandy runes grew bright as the
monster slid up behind Hazaku. He quickly jumped
to his left and the monster took out the old
obelisk and turned toward Hazaku and charged
him with its claws in front Hazaku hopped up and
leaped out of the way the sand monster got angry
and yelled "RAWWWWRRRR" sending out a barrage
of sand getting Hazaku's eyes and then continuing
to pound on him sending him to the ground the
monster came over and pulled its hand up and slammed
right into Hazaku...

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 07:21 PM

In the mist of the sand flying every which way
Hazaku had his hands up blocking the attack
he could barely keep them up and his mind
started to blast seeing everything from his past
before his eyes hes quickly jumped out of the
way and pulled out shurikens and charged the
beast into the old runes. Hazaku kept stabbing
until he was tossed backwards. The monster
started to absorb more and more sand
Hazaku got up and charged again only to be
thrown around by all the sand going every which
way in all directions. Hazaku needed to do
something... but what

Flash Back
If you ever get into trouble just use shadow burst

Hazaku threw his hands together to get as much
energy as he could "SHAAADOAAAMEEEE"
Hazaku opened his eyes "SHADOW BURST"
A DarkCloud encircled Hazaku as he flew right
through the beast of enormous proportions
taking out the entire belly of the beast and leaving
a shadow trail in his wake just then Hazaku yelled
"AHHHHHHHHHWWWW" as he remembered

But... Becareful when you use it it takes most of
your strength it should only be used as a last resort


"DAMNNNN" Hazaku grabbed his chest as he started
to feel sick and woozy Hazaku fell to his knees "I AM NOT
STOPPING, I AM NOT GOING TO DIE HERE!" Hazaku flew
to his feet "NO MATTER THE COST... I WILL NOT LET GOOSE
DOWN!!!" Hazaku threw his hands together and summoned
a darkcloud again the moster turned around and raised its
arm as Hazaku went through the head and landing on his
feet he held out his hand to notice a crystal "awuuu" it grew
into Hazaku's hand. Hazaku threw his hand into a fist "HA...
I've got the one tailed fox now" as he finished the beast's
body collapsed in a violent sand storm Hazaku took off as a
shroud of light plowed through it from the crumbled obelisk.
Hazaku quickly and carefully speeded away in the light



Hazaku came to an old sanctuary with weird writing on a
stone tablet "Hmmmm" Hazaku jumped as an old man
came in...

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Posted 05 May 2007 - 12:04 AM

The old man walked in and studied Hazaku
"So... the legends are true" Hazaku looked
confused "Your the one destined to become
The Guardian" Hazaku thought he was crazy
until he remembered...

The Guardian the one who saved this land
from the oni will return within someone
to repel the uprising of evil located at the
heart of this land... To save life as we know
it... But in order to test your self you will need
3 special stones located throughout the land
bringing them to the Guardian Sanctuary
will unlock the real challenge of your fate...


"I don't know if you are for sure but I can tell
you are very strong and sturdy... In order to
test your self you..."

Hazaku interrupted "Have to gather all 3 stones"

"yeah" "but how did you know?"

"I'm not sure my self..."

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Posted 10 May 2007 - 07:40 PM

Hazaku stood tall and said I should be going
the man interrupted "NO!... you must save..."
Hazaku jumped in "TO... get those stones!"
the man added "Oh..." Hazaku started for the
entrance "yes... whenever you get one bring
it back to this stone slab." "alright" Hazaku
turned and started again "wait" Hazaku
stopped and turned "take this Hazaku"
"so you can keep in contact with me" the old
man tossed a cube like object to Hazaku "It has
other uses too... don't worry you will find out
what they are soon." Hazaku slipped it into his
pocket and walked out of the shrine, "hmmp...
I have no idea were to go first..."

Flash Back
What is this weird sense I feel in Ikana...
feels like something of use but... I guess its
nothing


"well I don't have any other leads..." Hazaku
took off to desert after he finished his sentence
Hazaku got close to Ikana but there was farther
to travel, and he was near Van`Duras so Hazaku
went to Super bargain and bought supplies (mostly
shurikens because there his favorite weapons next
to swords.) As Hazaku approached the beginning of
the desert he noticed the shining behind a Mt. "Huh...
thats weird" Hazaku walked behind it "wtf... a portal"
Hazaku could see the darkness within and he had a
creepy feeling but his feeling of connection drove him
toward it as he hopped in for a wild ride. Hazaku landed
on a floating catwalk and all around was a thick dark fog
too thick to peer through, Hazaku felt like someone or
something was watching him but had no choice but to
contenue into the dark fog. He came to a collapsing
temple and he wondered why he had a strange feeling
in his stomach as he turned the corner and came to a
weird creature as Hazaku asked it "What is this place...?"
the creature turned.

Edited by GuardianNinja, 10 May 2007 - 08:18 PM.





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