"Um. Where in the hell am I?"
The recent war had been a whirlwind of event. Unfortunately, XI had the attention span of a rodent and had no clue what was going on at any given moment. XI only knew one thing for sure: he had totally kicked ass! That was all that mattered, he supposed. He knew the Forsaken Fortress had lost, but who had won? Was it those zombie skeleton people? In any case, XI didn't care. All that was on his mind was doing something and taking control of his actions instead of seemingly and uncaringly watching himself do things as if from a distance. Speaking of watching somene from a distance, XI now noticed a cute guy come onto his radar. You see, XI had recently stopped denying his homosexuality-
Dum dum DUM!-er. He has come out of the closet-
*dramatic note*
Nobody expects the-In any case! XI saw an older guy with a spear. He hoped for some sort of quest that would bring several hardships, put its heroes in the face of potentially fatal danger, and have several plot twists and melodramatic comments. Why anyone would crave this instead of lazy days spent being bored XI did not know, but it seemed to be the popular thing to do.
"Think he'll make a good traveling companion, Sonic?"
...
"Sonic?"
...
"Where did you go, you stupid hog?!"
Ignoring this mystery for the sake of the story, XI began to approach this spear guy. While he walks on over to this stranger, let's look at XI's current ensemble. XI tends to change outifts often for whatever reason. At the present, he had an extremely torn up shirt over his torso, faded and torn jeans, overly-complex sandals, and his usual puny dagger dangerously hanging from his right leg. XI had brown hair and eyes, is about six foot, enjoys reading and talking to people he didn't know, and is-
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
-very clumsy.
XI, embarrased beyond belief, propped himself off the ground after having tripped on nothing. To his surprise, he had nearly collided with his guy he wanted to know for no particular reason. Brushing dirt off him, XI began to speak a mile a minute.
"Uh, hi, I'm XI! Yeah, like the number. I don't spell it was two ones, I do it with Roman numerals because they look cool. I'm not actually eleven years old, what kind of elevent-year-old would be wandering around by themselves? Uh, sorry if I almost hit you, I'm a completele klutz. Don't know what I tripped on back there! Maybe the Earth was just rotating too fast or something. Er, yeah, so I'm kind of nervous about meeting you, so I'm talking a lot. Don't ask why I'm nervous, I just am. Raging hormones, you know? Oh God, who are you!? Wait, I don't mean it like that! I just want for you to introduce yourself to me. Man, that sounds really pushy... But, anyway! Hi, who are you?"
XI was pretty bad at introductions.
Edited by 15-Year-Old, 08 April 2007 - 08:43 PM.