Young and the Breastless
Season 4, Episode 8
Morning
In the wee hours of the morning, before Toan can wake up, Selena crawls out of bed, overcome with great desire. She changes into a leather bustier and fishnets, and, checking to make sure the hallway is clear, she proceeds towards Chik's room. She opens the door, pleased to find it unlocked, and approaches the sleeping hobbit.
Then, Lena kneels down with a lusty look in her eyes, and -
"We interrupt this program for a special message from the president of the United States."
BUSH
My fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that some of the sexual deviance on television is ruining the mental health of our young people. The drama and promiscuity commonly found on shows like Days of Our Lives and the Young and the Breastless are an assault on our senses. The worst development in recent years is the sado-masochistic relationship between the leading females on YB4. As such, I have decided to suspend viewing to these shows.
These YB4 stars will find much more successful and fulfilling roles in the deserts of Iraq, where the leading ladies will distract terrorist forces with their... behavior, leaving our standard forces with ample time to move in and eliminate the resistance. Chik, Selena, and Toan are therefor drafted into the US Army, assigned to the Agent Lemon battalion.
For the next year and a half, Agent Lemon will spread through Iraq and break the source of hatred there. Then, when Iraq is fully under ou- the new government's control, Agent Lemon will return to the White House, where we will make use of their services here at home.
As for my 2006 budget program --
In other words - there will be no YB4 this week! Sorry. We're all a little busy. Filming will be delayed. Check back next week!
Edited by Selena, 24 February 2006 - 10:13 PM.
