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[Selena]

Corndogs. Food of the gods. Crispy and golden on the outside... and juicy meat on the inside. Surely this food will sustain the canyon and make it prosper. Now, you can get these items from our ancient castle, in a brand new eatery! You know you desire the corndog. Especially you, TJ.




Now Offering!


-Dogs of the pork, turkey, and beef variety!
-Deep fried or regular!
-Condiments of your choosing!
-A side dish of your choice, including: bags of potato chips, french fries, onion rings, and other such lovely items!
-Beverages! Soda, water, cocoa, coffee, and maybe even bottled souls!




And best of all....



....it's FREE! ^___^





Paid for by your lovely Ikana Treasury. We take CARE of our dormies.

[Rhiannon]

We have a treasury? Ooooh. Gimme!

[Selena]

How else do you think we keep this place running? On LOVE? Ha!

[TJ]

ZOMG W00TS!

You're a shameless, scheming lemon, lena, and it works! Gimme a footlong with all different kinds of animals you can fit in there. 'cept penguins. ^^

oh, and can you make non-veggie onion rings?

Edited by TJ, 29 December 2005 - 09:34 PM.

[Selena]

*hands TJ a HERCULES corndog* For only the manliest men in the world! And maybe one or two women.



Would you like fries and a bottle soul with that? ^^

[TJ]

Just the non-veggie onion rings. ^^

[ninja kitten]

ooh eek!! corndogs!! *ish in fast food heaven*

okies, i'd like one with ranch dressing and cocoa!! ooh and do you have cookies?!? COOOOOOOKIES!!

[Selena]

Just the deep fried stuff for you, eh Teej? Well, fine then! *hand TJ some onion rings... but without the onions*


*hands ninja a corndog with ranch, a cocoa, and two chocolate chip cookies* Weeeee.

[Rhiannon]

Certainly not love from you Selena. The heartless one *glares some... then throws corndogs at you some*

[Chikara Nadir]

Are you sure you didn't just buy them in bulk from here...?

[Xeres]

Note the 'Fresh Lemonade' sign... Methinks there is something more diabolical at work here.

...Also, some of us demand Emu in our corndogs. ALSO! I have never HAD a corndog. Know what they are, never had one.

[ninja kitten]

*gasps* quick, someone get Xerxes a corndog!! she cannot miss out on this wonderful staple of my diet!! *huggles Xerxes* no worries, you'll be fine... someone will come to your rescue.

[Selena]

There is NOTHING strange about that lemonade.



In fact... *hands Xeres a c0rnd0g and a glass of said lemonade* EAT UP!

[Rhiannon]

Yeah... corndogs were never big over here.. I think I've had one once... but it was super gross because I over-microwaved it...

[Chikara Nadir]

If you have a corndog that's been done the right way, they taste GREAT.

And do you honestly think I would have picked that picture if it DIDN'T say fresh lemonade? You underestimate me. XD

[wisp]

"Xerxes"? There are no Persian kings in this dorm!

Heyyyyy Lena.. I'll take a corndog and fries with ketchup, mustard, and a bottled soul with vanilla syrup.

[Selena]

Breaking into the bottled soul vault, are we?



*heads into said vault* A rich, juicy soul for nyc. I shall choose... this one!

*grabs the soul labelled 'Jim', stuffs it in a bottle, and pours vanilla syrup on it. Shaken, not stirred.*

*hands over the tasty soul and teh corndog to nyc*


RAWR.

[ninja kitten]

can i try some? *begs for a taste from nyc*

[wisp]

I suppose so. *hands the bottle to kitty* Make sure you don't let him escape.. then you'll just be drinking vanilla syrup.