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-Introduction in.....some government building in Washington D.C.? Indeed it is, some sort of locker room, as Leon S. Kennedy enters with a towel slung over his shoulder. Whistling, he makes his way through the darkly lit room and comes to a stop in front of a locker, turning the combination with a few short spins. With a metal clang, the door swings open – as a bloody, rubber carcass falls out of the locker. Leon, however, doesn’t flinch and instead steps aside as the prop falls to the concrete with a dull thud. With a sigh, he steps over the rubber object and digs into his locker, as three of his colleagues walk out-

Leon: -dully- Real funny guys....
Worker 1: What? We know how much you love messing with zombies.
Leon: Guys, that was 8 years ago, and besides, it wasn’t all that fun...
Worker 2: No, but didn’t you get to meet that Claire girl?
Leon: What about her?
Worker 3: C’mon now guys – we all know whom Leon’s sweet on!
Leon: -rolls eyes- Guys, seriously...
W2: Oh, speaking of whom, you got another looooooove letter from Ashley.
Leon: Again? If she weren’t President Graham’s daughter I’d might want to start pressing charges....
W3: Too scared of the Prez to commit, eh?
Leon: First of all, she’s a nice girl, a good friend and all, but she’s....annoying. Besides, Ashley will be jailbait no matter how old she is so long as her father’s got his job.
W1: But otherwise...
Leon: -slams locker shut- No. Again, decent friend, but that’s it.
W3: Whatever, you just want that Asian girl from your report.
Leon: Her? I barely know her...

-Leon starts to walk off, heading for the door, but stops and turns around-

Leon: I will say though, Ms. Graham seems to always pop up when I have the weird urge for company – and she’s a bit more entertaining then you knuckleheads. See ya la-
Ashley: Leon? Hey, did ya get my...
Leon: Oomph!!!

-Naturally, Ashley ha just rather quickly opened the door to the locker room as Leon turned back around to leave. Naturally, he now lies on the floor, dazed and knocked out.-

Ashley: Oh no! Leon! Leon, can you hear me!?



Leon!!!!










???? ??? ??: ......Leon.......Leon.....Leon Scott Kennedy? Hey, are you all right?

-As one might imagine, yeah, this was all another lame, cheesy set-up for getting the guest host to participate in the parade this year, as a dazed and fully dressed – complete with jacket - Leon groans and clutches his head, wincing as he sits up. He’s sits on the obviously recently swept and cleaned up street in the middle of a large city, with Dumb Kid #2 hunched over and checking to make sure he’s okay-

DK#2: Mr. Kennedy, are you all right sir? Erm...why are you sleeping on the street?
Leon: Street? Sleeping on – notices where he is- Hey- kid, where the hell am I!?
DK#2: -gives strange look- Um....we’re in Station Square, where you’re supposed to be the special guest host for the 90th Annual Station Square Thanksgiving Day Parade, remember?
Leon: Seriously kid, what’s going on?
DK#2: That’s exactly what’s going on – now hurry!

-She grabs Leon by the arms and pulls him up, quickly tugging the confused (acting) cop down the street-

DK#2: Remember, come on out when your music hits and sit to the left of Millenia! Good luck Leon!
Leon: But....but....but...


-Opening Credits, as the scene fades into a panning shot of the crowds cheering and anxiously awaiting the start of the parade in Station Square. Festive music plays, as various holiday themed photos comes across the screen along with the logo-

Non-Cheesy, 50’s Style Announcer: Live from Downtown Station Square, it’s the Historic 90th Annual Station Square Thanksgiving Day Parade, live only here on the Non-Roving Reporter. Brought to you by BishoujoCo- Style for the modern heroine......DJ’s Bar & Disco Inferno – Whatever you want to get Hammered by, we have....The Y.R.P. Hit Squad – No job too small, but some wages can be......Save Points R’ Us – for all your portable saving needs.......and by Terminian Quarterly Magazine – we’re for more then just Termina. Now let’s join NRR Anchors DarkJuno and Millenia, along with the special guest host Leon S. Kennedy, for a day of fun and merriment!

-The music blends into the NRR theme song as it fades into an obviously pre-taped scene of DJ and Millenia gambling in Casinopolis. Millenia has just won a hand in Poker as DJ supports her – unfortunately, she’s playing against Klubba, Astaroth, Samurai Goroh, a random Ronso and an Elite Pirate. Suffice to say, they grab both Millenia and DJ, drag them across the casino, and toss them straight out the window, at which point it witches to a live feed outside the Casino entrance, where both hosts come crashing out of the windows, A little shaken and disturbed, they dust the glass off of themselves before shrugging and running down the street, waving at fans, before coming around the corner and rushing to their usual booth. Both are dressed in their usual cold weather clothing, including Millenia’s infamous headband, as they place their headsets on.-

DJ: Hello everybody, and welcome once more to The Non-Roving Reporter’s coverage of the Station Square Thanksgiving Day Parade! Happy Thanksgiving all, and naturally, I’m your host DJ...
Millenia: ...and Millenia! Happy Turkey Day everyone, as we sit back and watch another edition of this yearly tradition unfold this morning! Though I kinda wish it were warmer...
DJ: Come on Millenia, if I from Texas can laugh and shrug at this 40 degree weather with full sunlight, certainly you can as well!
Millenia: Well, sorry, but you don’t exactly get a whole lot of weather at all being the wings of a malevolent entity.
DJ: Well, still, you’ve been alive as yourself for years now....
Millenia: ...and I still don’t like the cold. So hush up.
DJ: Doesn’t exactly explain the headband....
Millenia: Hey! Like I say every year, this is a fashion statement!
DJ: .....but whether it’s good or bad is another issue.
Millenia: ......
DJ: Anyway, like always, this is the part where I mention that our special guest host is late again.
Millenia: Yup, plus I berate you for choosing another host who doesn’t even celebrate Thanksgiving!
DJ: Ah, but this year, I did in fact get someone who does!
Millenia: I guess this is where I point out that there seems to be a problem in the crowd?
DJ: Indeed, then I say ‘Why look, there he is now! It’s Leon S. Kennedy everybody!’

-Indeed, Leon makes his way through a crowd and hops over the barricade, making his way up to the broadcast booth. Sitting down, he puts on his own headset-

DJ: Happy Thanksgiving Leon, and thanks for joining us today!
Leon: It’s my pleasure, and I hope you two have had a good day so far.
Millenia: -purr-s Oh, the pleasure is all ours!
Leon: Uh.....nice headband Millenia.
Millenia: Really!?!?
DJ: Erm....anyway, I hope you had an easy night last night there.
Leon: Oh, of course. That hotel you guys put me up in was great.
Millenia: We only do the best for our guests!
Leon: And while I can only speak for myself, don’t think we don’t appreciate it.
DJ: Well, we appreciate you being here!
Millenia: Yup, so we’ll be back right after this!




-Soft, slightly ominous music in a slightly dim, but obviously magnificent mansion lobby. Ivy Valentine is seen walking down the dusty but still grand staircase in rather proper clothing, as the doors slam open from a kick. Siegfried Schtauffan barges in, Requiem placed on his back.-

Siegfried: Isabella Valentine! You have information about the Soul Edge that I need!!!
Ivy: How rude! You dare to barge into my home and demand information!? Hmph, aren’t we cheeky, this’ll be fun...
Siegfried: -pulls out Requiem- If I must....
Ivy: -pulls out Ivy Blade, but pauses, and glances down at clothing- Erm....give me a minute please.

As a puzzled Siegfried stands, Ivy quickly turns and runs up the stairway, the clicking of her heels evident as she runs up, across a hall, and slams a door shut. Several minutes later, Siegfried has his zweihander leaning against a side table, as he taps his feet and glances at the grandfather clock in the hallway. Thankfully, the door opens again, as the clip clop of heels comes running down the hallway again. Ivy runs down the stairs, now in her usual revealing fighting attire.

Ivy: That’s better! Now, prepare to...
Siegfried: You know, that sure took you a long time....
Ivy: Well, what, do you think I can just slip this outfit on quickly?
Siegfried: I suppose not, but have you looked into that new clothing system?
Ivy: -intrigued- Clothing system? What sort of clothing system could possibly work for a busy woman such as myself?
Selphie: -inexplicably pops up out of nowhere- Heeeeeey, did someone just ask bout BishoujoCo!?
Siegfried: Why, I believe Ivy just did...
Selphie: If you’re a heroine – or villainess – with a need to wear normal, sane clothing often, but just have to be prepared for when crazy stuff happens, you should try BishoujoCo’s brand new QuickChange ™ System, the brand new clothing combination unit that allows you to, quick as a flash, change from your civies to your fighting gear just like that! Just watch!

-Selphie grabs the right corner of her yellow dress and tears it off, tossing it into the air. All of a sudden, she is instead dressed in her SeeD Uniform, as a neatly folded dress, pair of socks, and dirty brown boots lands neatly folded and arranged in Siegfried’s arms.-

Siegfried: Amazing!
Ivy: Ravishing! I must have it!
Selphie: Heehee, then hurry and run to the nearest BishoujoCo brand clothing store in your city today! Try it once, and you’ll never need to run to a dressing room to prepare for a fight ever again!

-The words “A Few Weeks Later” pops up on the screen, as this time around Kilik kicks the door down-

Kilik: Miss Valentine! Isabella Valentine, I am in need of your assistance! I am seeking answers regarding the Soul Edge, and....
Ivy: You Cur! You barge in here demanding things? Prepare to defend yourself!
Kilik: If I don’t have a choice, then this rod will be your doom!
Ivy: Oooooh...I like that....
Kilik: ....uh, that’s not what I....
Ivy: Hmph! –grabs the corner of her dress and yanks it off, revealing her fully dressed in her fighting attire-
Kilik: Hey, nicely done!
Ivy: Thank you....now, doom m with your rod......-growl-
Kilik: ......-quietly- eep....Xianghua...?
Selphie: -pops up again as Ivy’s clothes, also properly and neatly folded, land in her arms- The Quick Change™ System – only at BishoujoCo!





DJ: .....wow.
Millenia: Ooooh, I’d better try and look into that!
DJ: But you almost always wear your usual clothes anyway.
Millenia: Yeah, but not right now! What if a bunch of flying ninja zombie alien Nazi’s show up – you expect me to fight in my winter clothes?
DJ: Well.....true.....

-Loud Horn-

Leon: Hey, that bell means that the parade’s starting, doesn’t it?
DJ: Indeed it does Leon, so here we go with the 90th Edition of this now Historic Parade!
Millenia: Woohoo! Hey, more horns?
DJ: Yup! This year, the Station Square Marching Band will lead the parade off along with the now infamous Deep Fried Turkey float, with this rather sweet sounding introduction march of sorts.
Leon: Hmmm, so the conductor for the Hyrule Symphony actually composed this little theme specifically for the parade, eh?
DJ: Yes he did Leon, and he says that he couldn’t be more impressed by how a High School Band could play this piece so magnificently!
Millenia: Well, I gotta admit, this sounds pretty damn nice just as the band begins to march!
DJ: Oh yeah, and like always, kicking things off is our cooked Turkey!
Leon: Geez, that’s one big turkey – I’m almost expecting it to smell great right now.
Millenia: Well Leon, if I were you, I wouldn’t try eating it, because that’s 6 tons of steel and other material right there!
Leon: Well, I’ve bitten my fair share of things already...
DJ: Speaking of turkeys, of course our own Foyusa and Sailor Freaky Psychic Bird are standing right on the float waving to the crowd, as Mai Shiranui is, once again, driving around nearby in that silly little Gravy Boat!
Leon: Yeah, but who’s driving the Bowl of Cranberries?
Millenia: Heh, that’s this year’s Grand Marshall, of course, Toadsworth, all the way from the Mushroom Kingdom!
Leon: Hmm, why him?
Millenia: To be honest, we really don’t know.
DJ: Yeah, it used to be that being Grand Marshall meant something, but lately it’s sorta just been....random.
Leon: Of course...
DJ: Anyway, following up that turkey is another long standing tradition here at the parade, Boco and Koko the Chocobos!
Leon: Technically, only Boco is a tradition, since Koko came along last year...
DJ: Bah, whatever.
Millenia: Well, both gigantic balloons are being pulled by teams of Chocobo Rider, with colors ranging across the rainbow! Though I like those black ones, the rest are way too.....happy.
DJ: Hey, don’t you dare diss the chocobos!
Leon: Well, all that happy ‘warking’ and stuff can get pretty annoying after awhile....
Millenia: Ha! See, Leon agrees with me! Isn’t that right...?
Leon: Um, yeah....
DJ: Tch. Still, they’re dependable animals for transport, even if they can only get you so far. Choco Bill, after all, is one of the foremost Chocobo Breeders out there, and all of his are top notch!
Leon: Admittedly, one of these could’ve come in handy more then a couple of times. I could’ve gotten away and not have had to deal with a lot of crap.
Millenia: But then you wouldn’t be the big celebrity you are today!
Leon: I guess not, but to trade it all in for a life of never dealing with those forsaken zombies and as Plagas victims....
DJ: Erm....moving on, we have another float, this time carrying the Balamb Belles as well as a contingent of student from Balamb Garden, playing a little Irish ditty as the Belles dance.
Leon: Hey, that’s kinda catchy.
Millenia: Hmph, stupid Belles. Showing off with their splits on concrete.
DJ: You’re still bitter about that? I’d figure this after doing this for four years you’d get over it....
Millenia: Eh, I’m a gal who likes to hold grudges, ‘kay?
Leon: No arguments from me!
Millenia: Oh, of course not Leon. –giggles-
Leon: Em....
DJ: .....why do I find Millenia giggling more then a little disturbing?
Millenia: Oh, hush up, Mr. Unsmiley.
DJ: Hey, no fair using my wrestling call name!
Leon: Speaking of wrestling....
DJ: Oh yes! This next float is the Rumble Roses Float, as those curved, toned, and rather suspect women of the Rumble Roses Tournament crowd the little makeshift ring, smiling and talking to the crowd!
Millenia: Well, all except for those two anyway....
Leon: Wait a minute, last time I checked, Reiko Hinomoto and Dixie Clements were big fan favorites.
Millenia: Well, they were, until they decided to go Heel.
Leon: Hm?
DJ: In other words, they became bad guys – they’re now Rowdy Reiko and Sgt. Clements. Shame too, since they were both such talented in-ring wrestle-WAITAMINUTE! Wait just a minute here!
Leon: Hey, someone just leapt out of the crowd and onto the float!
Millenia: Hey, that’s Tina Armstrong, DWA Women’s Champion and participant of the Dead or Alive Tournament!
DJ: Most of the other wrestlers leapt out of the way, but Tina made a beeline right for Dixie!
Millenia: And there she goes, leaping at and knocking the former cowgirl to the ground and unleashing a flurry of punches!
DJ: But no, Reiko grabs her from behind and throws her off her friend, as Dixie recovers and the two team-up on Tina!
Millenia: Well, that’s what you get for trying such a dirty, sneaky tactic like an ambush...
DJ: Oh come on now, it wasn’t so dirty when they did it to Tina a few weeks ago!
Millenia: No, because that was a wrestling ring – this is a parade! Here, it’s just – Hey!
DJ: OH MY PRIMUS!!!! Another person has just leapt out of the crowds and into the ring, and has just launched herself right onto Reiko!
Millenia: Hey, that’s Kasumi! Kasumi from the DOA Tourney – she’s no wrestler!
DJ: No, but now the fight is even, as Kasumi kicks Reiko off and – OH! For a non-wrestler, she just pulled off a hellacious spear that has knocked both herself and Reiko out of the ring! Nicely Done!
Millenia: Uh-oh, this leaves Dixie alone with Tina! Get security out here, quick!
DJ: Too late, because Tina’s turned the tables and has caught Dixie into a German Suplex! Uh-oh, I think this is the set up, as Tina tears her denim jacket off and crouches in wait for her fellow Texan to stumble to her feet!
Millenia: No! Don’t’ fall for it Dixie!
DJ: No way Millenia! Dixie turns and lands right into Tina’s grasp, and right into a thundering Powerbomb! OH! The sick sound of bone hitting the mat echoes across this street, as Dixie must be broken in half!
Millenia: Bah, NOW Tina leaps out of the ring, and off the float, and with Kasumi, the two leap back into the crowd as security finally shows up!
DJ: Well, turnabout is fair play, after all!
Leon: .....I’m sorry, but that was the stupidest crossover I’ve ever seen....
DJ: Shhhhh, the DWA and RR are paying us big bucks for this little segment.....
Millenia: Yeah, so keep quiet!
Leon: ....of course.
DJ: That said, we’ll have more from the 90th Annual Station Square Thanksgiving Day Parade, right after this word from our sponsors!




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Millenia: Wait a minute, they aren’t sponsors!
DJ: No, they aren’t....
Leon: Hmmm, actually, one of our branches is investigating them right now.
DJ: Somehow I’m not surprised. Anyway, here comes our next balloon, this absolutely massive, detailed Blue Falcon! This is, of course, sponsored by the F-Zero GP.
Millenia: Mmmmmm, I gotta say, I love those guys in F-Zero pit uniforms pulling that balloon.
DJ: Admittedly, the gals look pretty nice too. Still, this has gotta be giving Captain Falcon, 7 time F-Zero GP Winner, an even bigger ego.
Leon: Well, your mentioning how many times he’s won probably didn’t help either.
Millenia: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Leon: ????
DJ: Dear Primus.....here it comes....
Leon: Wait....is this the UBA float?
DJ: Indeed it is, as you cant ell by Millenia here....
Millenia: Woohoo, man meat! Mmm-mm-MMM!!!
DJ: .....I’ll be scooting over now.
Leon: I think I will too....
Millenia: Bah, can’t I just be a lover of good looking guys?
DJ: ...whatever. Anyway, yes, the UBA is once again here, in float form, as several of its most prominent members stand amongst the cherry trees.
Millenia: -dreamy sigh-
DJ: ...and the next float can’t come soon enough. Please?
Millenia: Awwww, bye bishies. ;_;
Leon: -whew- Well, here it comes, the float advertising the coming of the Christmas Carol to the Station Square Theatre this Holiday Season.
DJ: Ahhh, I’ve always loved that story.
Millenia: Meh, I can live without it....
DJ: Hey now, it’s a classic!
Millenia: So? Please, a guy getting visited by three ghosts and his dead friend somehow changes him to be a super nice guy? Way too stupid and silly. Besides....ghosts?
Leon: Someone seems to take a shining to Scrooge himself....
Millenia: Whatever, it’s just stupid. That would never work on anyone.
DJ: Careful partner, that seems like you’re asking for trouble.
Millenia: Oh, I’ll be fine. Really now – Christmas Ghosts my ass.....
DJ: Well, all righty. Next up we have the float from....wait, the Y.R.P. Hit Squad?
Millenia: They make enough to afford a float in the parade?
Leon: Apparently they do, because here we have Rikku and Paine of the squad waving to the crowd from....um, it looks like a van....
DJ: Yeah, that’s the Y.R.P.-Mobile decorated for Christmas. And technically, only Rikku standing on top is waving – Paine looks annoyed while she’s driving.
Millenia: Hey, why’s Yuna no on top of the van with Rikku there?
Leon: Besides it being too cold for hot pants?
DJ: Why, because she’s coming right up, ridin’ with the rest of the Final Fantasy Main Characters’ Council on the small herd of Shoopuffs!
Millenia: Man, those dopey things from last year are back again?
DJ: Indeed they are, as it carries not only the council this year, but the rest of the Lower House, in a show of diplomacy.
Leon: I suppose that’s why Aki Ross is there along with the usuals like Cecil and Terra?
DJ: Indeed, as they lumber their way down the street.
Millenia: Meh, some of those idiots don’t deserve to be on there – like, what’s his face, that guy who claims to have taken a mystic quest?
DJ: Who knows, but speaking of boobs....
Leon: -groans-
Millenia: Man, DJ, that is just lame!
DJ: Hey, it’s a giant balloon of Krystal, owner of Cape Claw’s secret – what else can I say?
Millenia: Maybe how she’s now a full fledged member of the Star Fox team, and that they probably won’t appreciate you talking about her chest?
Leon: Technically, he’s talking about the balloon, not Krystal herself...
DJ: Exactly!
Millenia: Bah, men. Even you pretty ones are the same!
Leon: Hmph.
Millenia: I was only talking about you, not him.
Leon: ......
DJ: .....anyway, we have here the returning Metroid balloon!
Millenia: Yeah, your so-called “Mochtroid.”
DJ: Oh, stop it already, it’s not my fault you didn’t know what I was talking about.
Millenia: Meh, it’s your fault for being enough of a gaming nerd to know what it is!
DJ: Well, it’s your fault for not expecting me to be a big enough gamer to know what that is!
Millenia: Oh, yeah, it’s your fault that you think I know how big of a gamer you are in order to know how...
Leon: ...okay, at this point I’m wishing for Sherry or Ashley to be here now.
DJ: Hmph.
Millenia: Besides, what do video games have to do with us anyway?
DJ: Nothing, of course. –cough- Uh, anyway, here we have s float by the Station Square Grand Opera, for their upcoming performance of The Nutcracker. Let me guess – this is another holiday story you find dumb?
Millenia: Tch, hell yeah! Not as lame as the ghosts, but come on, multiple headed Raticates and Sugar Oddish Fairies? Plus going from little kid to leggy woman? Bah!
Leon: Is there a Christmas story you do actually like?
Millenia: Probably not. The Holiday is nice, I guess, though it’s too....happy and friendly for me.
DJ: -to Leon- She’s the former wings of an evil deity, so she’s not too keen on happy, goody goody stuff, despite her actually having a good heart.
Millenia: You take that back! I’m evil, plain and simple!
DJ: Evil, but nice and friendly.
Millenia: ......we’ll be back after this.




-Vast, sweeping view of Termina field, as an Announcer speaks-

Announcer: If you’re looking for a vacation destination that’s fun and exciting for the whole family, from the tiniest kids to the most rambunctious, active folks, then come on down the rabbit hole, to the land of Termina...

-Anju stands outside the Stock Pot Inn-

Anju: You’ll find accommodations, from luxurious to Spartan!

-Romani stands outside Romani Ranch and jumps up and down-

Romani: Rustic beauty at its best!

-Rikku sitting at a waterfront BBQ-

Rikku: Some of the most delicious restaurants around!

-Peach standing in the shopping district-

Peach: The greatest deals you’ll ever find!

-DJ standing in the Bar & Disco Inferno area-

DJ: The liveliest nightlife across all the worlds!

-Lara Croft leaping across a canyon in Ikana Canyon-

Lara: Some of the most exotic and adventurous areas!

-Funky Kong jet skiing across the Great Bay-

Funky: The wildest waves to thrash!

-Raine Sage walking through the mountain village-

Raine: A multitude of culture and tradition.

-Mayor Cremia of Clocktown standing in front of the Clocktower-

Cremia: Most importantly of all, you’ll find the rich history of this land, and the friendly people who share it.

Announcer: Termina – The Richest Land of All.




Millenia: Heh, I almost want to book a flight to Termina myself now!
Leon: Well, it does look nice, though I see that you were in there.
DJ: Well, the Bar’s been there for so long that I had to accept when they asked me to be part of the commercial. Plus it really is a nice place – if I didn’t live in Texas, I’d live there, somewhere.
Millenia: Yeah, but instead you stay in that weirdo “Real World.”
DJ: Bah, hush up. Anyway, I think I hear the clip clop of Stantlers’ hooves right now....
Millenia: You bet you do, because rounding out our wonderful parade once again is Santa and his team of Stantler! Who’s Santa this year Leon?
Leon: -shuffles through notes- Hmmm....it doesn’t say....
DJ: Eh? Let me see....no, that’s funny. It just says “Santa” and leaves it at that.
Millenia: You guys don’t think....
Leon: .......
DJ:.....
Millenia: ......
All: Nahhhh.....
DJ: That’s impossible.
Leon: Just stupid.
Millenia: Silly too!
DJ: Still, whomever this truly secret Santa is, that’s the end of our parade this year, and sadly, the end of our broadcast. I’d like to once again thank Leon S. Kennedy for joining us here today!
Leon: Like I said, it was my pleasure.
DJ: Even so, you get our usual gift that we give our guests!
Millenia: Yup! –hands over an NRR hat- Brand new kind too, since we switched over to our new logo and modified name!
Leon: Heh, thanks a lot guys, I’ll....I’ll...
Millenia: Oh, don’t try to lie, you’ll put it in the closet and never see it again.
Leon: ....pretty much.
DJ: Still! For Millenia and Leon here, I’m DarkJuno, and we wish ya’ll a Happy Thanksgiving!
Millenia: Bye everyone!























“......Leon......Leon....LEON! Hey, Leon, wake up!”

-Groaning, Leon squints and slowly sits up, out of Ashley’s cradling arms, as he sits again in the locker room from earlier-

Leon: ....ow.
Ashley: Oh, Leon, I’m SO sorry about that!
Leon: No, no, it’s...-wince- okay. Still, I just had the weirdest dream....
Ashley: Well, you can tell me over lunch!
Leon: ....what?
Ashley: Heh, Dad said to grab an extra body guard today while I go out, since the Secret Service will all be hiding the whole time, so....yeah.
Leon: -sigh- All right, let me get ready....
Ashley: Hey, what’s that?
Leon: ??? –pulls out the NRR hat from his pocket and frowns- Hmmm. –places hat on Ashley’s head and walks away, as Ashley looks confused-