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#1 DarkJuno


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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:10 PM

There is an air of excitement hovering over the Costa del Sol Amphitheatre, site of the 2005 Legends Alliance Summer Awards Show, as the waves visibly lap onto the pristine beach front not too far from the rear of the venue, behind the stage. As the audience settle into their seats, there is a noticeable hustle and bustle occurring backstage, as the crew scrambles to get everything ready on time. While the Winter ’04 Awards Show was certainly practice for the crew that normally worked on the Non-Roving Reporter, they were still expected to give this particular show their all, especially given how the amphitheatre was an open air affair. In charge of the crew, events, and generally making sure everything runs smoothly is the Clone, who speaks into her headset while clutching the red clipboard around.

Clone: All right, pyro team, I don’t want any accidents like in rehearsal, I don’t feel like calling in the Fire Marshall again. –clicks a button on a handset- Band, start warming up, we’re on in five!

UFS#2: -runs in carrying a large brown package with a card- Hey! Your original sent you a good luck present!

Clone: Really...what is it this time? A bomb? Angry badgers? A matter decompiler?

UFS#2: -puts ear up to box- Uh....All three I think.

Clone: Put it in the truck with all the other crap. Oh, do you know where the hell our two red-headed bimbos are?

UFS#2: Red headed bimbos? I thought you were all friends?

Clone: I can’t help it....but we’re getting pretty close, and they haven’t shown up yet. Showtime’s in less then five minutes.

UFS#2: Well you know about Award Show hosts – something bad always happens to them on their way to the event!

Clone: I figured that out, dammit. –clicks button on handset- Hey Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer! Get your ass in gear and get to your post! –clicks- And everyone, where the –beep- are our hostesses? And why the –bleep- am I being –bleep- censored!?

UFS#2: We’re only rated TV-PG, remember?

Clone: -mutters- Figures....

UFS#2: Though....where are Mai and Millenia anyway?


http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2087&stc=1: Aye! Milly-chan, I don’t see why you had to overreact like that!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2092: Overreact? He ripped us off! He tried to take our change!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Hai, but did you really have to take his soul, chew on it, then spit it back into him!?

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2095: ...probably not...

Millenia and Mai are currently down the path leading away from the Celadon City Mall, each carelessly walking along and carrying various shopping bags from what seemed to have been a full day of shopping. Millenia for one looks rather...full, obviously content with her little snack that the two are talking about, as Mai pulls a setoff car keys out of who knows where, a flashy red convertible beeping as they come to it.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: I shouldn’t do that too much anyway, too many calories. Anyway....aren’t we cutting It close?

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: -drops bags into trunk- Hai, we are. You’d think we’d have learned after last time!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Yeah....so why aren’t we hurrying?

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Ah, that’s easy! You see, last time we ran into all those problems because we were rushing too much! This time, if we take it easy, we should be just fine!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2093: Uh....right. But come on, we’d better go or what’s her face will have a fit!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2091&stc=1: Mmhmm. What is her name anyway? And where’d she come from?

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Don’t know, the only answer I ever get from her, DJ, or even DL is the same thing over and over –

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1 http://forums.legend...achmentid=2095: “It’s complicated, let it go.”

Both laugh as they get in the car, Mai pulling out a stylish pair of shades and sliding it on as her car’s engines roar to life.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Besides, I just got my car out of the shop after what happened last time – I’m not going to go through that again!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Deal. Shiranui, let’s get this show on the road!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Hai!

With that, the crimson car pulls out of the crowded parking lot, and takes off down the highway, appropriately catchy and cheesy traveling music playing. The convertible is shown zooming down the road, as the scenery changes to that of a coastal road on a high rocky cliff, now with Blue Water, Blue Sky appropriately playing. The two differently hued redheads seem contentedly calm as they drive along the coastal road, passing by a sign proclaiming Costa Del Sol’s close proximity. However, the car and the music come to sharp stop a Mai screeches on the brakes, the red convertible coming to a stop in front of a police barricade. There’s a fairly extensive roadblock in place on the coastal road, as a seemingly endless line of police cruisers, armored cars and vans are there, complete with a lot of people in hazmat suits running about. One in particular walks up to the convertible.

Hazmat guy: -muffled voice- I’m sorry ladies, but you’ll have to turn around. We’ve got a Chemical X spill up ahead, so PatriotCity’s off limits!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2090&stc=1: But we don’t even need to go to PatriotCity, we need to get to Costa Del Sol!

Hazmat Guy: Well, sorry ma’am, you’ll have to go around the city instead. So turn round please.

As the Hazmat guy leaves, Mai sighs as she pulls the car into reverse to turn around onto the other lane.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2092: Great! Now we’ll definitely be late!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2089&stc=1: No, I think I have a way for us to get there...

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2096: What? It’ll take an extra two hours to go around Patriot City, we’ll never be on time!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Trust me Milly-chan, we’ll get there...

Cut to the Amphitheatre, now slightly darker as the audience is settled in and the nontraditional band consisting of a “regular” orchestra plus some other instruments is finished warming up. Meanwhile, amidst the murmur of the audience, the crew backstage is scrambling, pondering where the “beloved” hosts are.

Clone: -censor- dammit! Where the hell are those two, we’re on...now!?

UFS#3: I don’t know, I’m trying to get their cell phones, but they don’t seem to be answering.

UFS#2: Now you know how I felt last winter.

Clone: -mumble grumble curses-

Back on stage, the lights dim, as the band starts to play. The stage itself is dominated by a rather massive, large screen of sort surrounded by overly gaudy summer colored decorations, the usual awards show style aesthetic similar to the last show but more...summer-y for lack of a better term. There’s also a ramp lined with small spotlights leading from the entrance just below the large screen down to the edge of the stage, and it even extends beyond the platform with the podium through the audience, into a sectioned off area surrounded by the audience by all sides. As the music plays, the announcer comes on.

Non-Cheesy, 50’s Style Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, mutants and demi-humans, to the Legends Alliance Summer 2005 Awards Show, live from Costa del Sol! Here are your hosts tonight, from the King of Fighters tournaments and The Non-Roving Reporter, Mai Shiranui and Millenia!

At that, a video of Mai showing her exploits in the various KoF and crossover tournaments, as well as of Millenia during her stints on NRR, among other things, plays on the big screen, the NRR theme song blaring away via the band. Unfortunately, neither come out, much the backstage crew’s chagrin.

Non-Cheesy, 50’s Style Announcer: Uh...Mai Shiranui and Millenia!!! –covers microphone- Where are they!?

Cut to an airplane flying high in the sky, miles above the ground. Inside, the two tardy red heads are seated, dressed in equally red and white jumpsuits with assorted straps and buckles, not to mention the large parachute attached to their backs. Putting on a pair of goggles, Millenia glances over at the darker shaded red head and questions her.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2092: Are you sure there isn’t an easier way to get down there! It’s one thing to sky dive, but we’re really high up here!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: What, you’ve never heard of a HALO jump?

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2096: Yeah, but the military does that! If you haven’ notice, neither of us are exactly cut out for that sort of thing!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Well sorry Milly-chan, but this is the only plane my friend could get! It’s just like regular sky diving, but....longer!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2092: And about a million times more dangerous.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Technicalities, technicalities!

At that, the large cargo bay doors to the transport plane open, as Mai slips on her helmet and grasps her oxygen mask.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Remember to put on your mask, and see you at the show!

With what can probably be interpreted as a yell of excitement in Japanese, Mai runs and leaps out of the airplane, leaving Millenia to sigh as she slips on her own mask and nods to the attendant nearby. With a meek few steps, she leaps out of the edge of the plane, screaming down into the open air below. As the wind rushes through both women’s forms, eventually they note that it’s time and with a jolting snap back, release their chutes, slowing their neck breaking descent into a reasonably calm speed. Finally, with precision that’s far too convenient if someone stops to think about it, the two touchdown right on the front lawn of the Costa del Sol amphitheatre, their chutes gracefully falling behind them. Tearing off her oxygen mask, Mai begins to jog towards the entrance.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Hurry! We’re already way late!!!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: -drops own mask- But...what about all this stuff we’re leaving here?

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2083&stc=1: We can get some of the crew to pick it up or something! Let’s go, go, go!!!

Back inside the theatre, the audience is beginning to murmur as the theme song is beginning to wear thin. However, a cheer erupts from the rear of the crowd, as people turn in time to see Mai in Millenia, still in the jumpsuits, running through the crowd! As they jump over the barrier surrounding the ring, the backstage crew breathing a sigh of relief.

Non-Cheesy, 50’s Style Announcer: ...and here are your hosts, Mai Shiranui, and Millenia!!!

Audience: -cheers with various signs being held up-

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Konnichiwa!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Hi everyone! Welcome to the Summer Awards Show!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Hai, sorry about being late, but uh, we got caught in traffic!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Still, we’re glad all of you could join us tonight, in what’s sure to be a show filled with random insanity.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Plus remember, in addition to all the awards, our beloved Non-Roving Reporter and the vastly more popular Dorm mob boss are going to get in that ring tonight and show who’s the best man – or woman!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Yup, so please stay tuned for that! As if it weren’t already obvious, the winner of the “Admin Wars!” award went to a battle royal between DarkJuno and Chikara Nadir, and that ill be resolved tonight, in Costa del Sol, right in that very ring!

Audience: -cheap pop-

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Show off. But yes, and throughout the night, we’ll also get to see some of the...harrowing experiences both Admins had to go through in order to get ready for their fight tonight!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2095: So sit back, and enjoy the show!

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:10 PM

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: She’s a master chef of her own 5-star restaurant that even malevolent robots of destruction can’t keep down, welcome Jam Kuradoberi!

Babel Nose plays as the master chef and ki master comes out to her bouncy and silly theme song, She grins at the podium before starting.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2102: Hi everyone! Heheh... Administrators are there to serve the greater good of a forum, and are fairly easy to talk and converse with regarding problems or concerns arising within forums. However, when trouble arises, they’re also there to quickly stomp it out with different levels of extreme prejudice! Now, of course, it’s a matter of which one of them seems to be most...painful when it comes to it? Here are your nominees for the Painful Administration Award!

Khuffie –The Khuffie Klutch
Veteran – The Bookend of Veteran (Praise the Bookend)
lord-of-shadow – los’ Three Amigos
Chikara Nadir – The Chik-K-O
DarkJuno – The DJ-nerator

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2102: And the winner is....DarkJuno, with the DJ-nerator! Congratulations!!!
Audience: -cheers-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2102: I also have the privilege to introduce this next segment! As Mai and Millenia just mentioned, tonight, we’ll have a chance to maybe actually see the DJ-nerator and the Chik-K-O, as DarkJuno and Chikara Nadir go at each other in that ring tonight! But like they also said, neither of them are exactly what anyone would call trained wrestlers, so for the last week, the two of them have spent training their skills to get up to the challenge. Pay attention to the first part of their rather...interesting training sessions.

At that, the lights dim, and the screen comes to life, as overly generic movie score-esque music plays.

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:10 PM

As a soft, lazy guitar driven version of the NRR theme plays, a panning shot of lofty snow capped mountains contrasted with the nearby softly lapping waves meeting a long, lazy shoreline moves along the landscape, as a reasonably well kept road comes into view. Following the road, the inexplicably built, physics defying view of the by now familiar structure of Balamb Garden comes into view, as the view fades into that of the immaculately clean, tip top gym inside the military school. Amongst the cadets bustling about at the machines in various modes of exercise, DJ walks along, looking like he feels a bit out of place as he approaches the roped off ring over in one of the gym's corners. Coming to a stop beside what’s likely actually a boxing ring that’s now doubling as a squared circle, the non-roving reporter pauses before, still looking slightly puzzled, turning and glancing at the camera.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Yo everyone, and here I am! Uh…and…here I am… Hmmm… -rubs chin- I’m supposed to be meeting the two people that I’m supposed to get a crash course in wrestling from all this week here, in the Balamb Garden Gymnasium Complex, but I’m not quite sure where they might be...

Suddenly, a rope suddenly drops by DJ, as it dangles from the roof of the gym. Confused, the Admin steps back, as down rappels a fairly tall, lithe blonde woman, who lands on the matted floor with a light thud. Turning, the woman in a plain white tank top and red sweats narrows her bright blue eyes, scrutinizing the taller DJ as she walks around him. It’s plainly obvious that this is Tina Armstrong, acclaimed female wrestler and participant in the Dead of Alive tournaments.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: So...you’re the guy I’m supposed to help train for a week, eh?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Tina Armstrong!? Uh, yeah, I guess I am...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Hmmm...decent build, and you’re supposed to have some kind of instruction... but this one’s going to take some work.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Well gee...thanks...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Ah, don’t worry about it! We’ll whip you into shape in time for that little match you’ve got comin’ up!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Well I certainly hope...wait a minute...we?

On cue, two double doors on the far end of the gym blow wide open, as with a roar, a rather large man in black leather screams in, thundering on a raging motorcycle that flies in and comes to a screeching halt by the ring. As he kills the engine, the tall, imposing man hops off and through his dark shades glares down at both Tina and DJ. The former, however, smiles and speaks up.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Hi Dad!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Huh. Is this the guy we’re takin’ care of this week?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Yup!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Bass Armstrong? Wow, this is an...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Hey, aren’t you the dude on that news show?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Uh, yeah, that’d be me.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Well then brother! So long as you listen to Tina and me, by the end of the week, with God as my witness, you’ll be ready to wrap those pythons around the necks of those losers comin’ after ya!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: -under breath- Dear Primus...


Meanwhile, in a different place, in a different world, in different dimension, the camera comes to life as a single, solitary figure peeks into a large, dark cavernous room, as the figure's shadow blocks the light pouring in from the clear sunny skies of Cerulean City. It’s Chik, who rather boldly steps into the darkness with nary a worry, looking around the darkened gym in search.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Hello? Helloooooooooooo? Anyone here? –looks at sheet of paper- Did I get lost again?

Suddenly a creak is heard, a nearby the set up ring’s ropes sway somewhat.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Come on, out already! DJ’s already dragged me into one of his crazy schemes, so go ahead and get this over with!
????: Over here, young one...

Turning, the female Admin stares into the shadows by the ring....as out walks what looks to be a massive, bipedal jaguar. In blue. Anyway, as most might guess...

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Gwe!!!!! o_o –picks up nearby conveniently placed stick and starts bashing the jaguar man – King from Tekken, naturally – over the head with it- Die! Die stupid cat demon!!!!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2105: Owch! Hey, wat – Ow!!!

At that point, the lights in the gym suddenly come on, as on the other side of the building, the small, lithe hand belonging to King of Fighters’ participant Hinako. Surprised, she essentially sees a fairly short woman smacking a normally large, imposing wrestler with a jaguar mask with a long metal stick.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Why! –WHAM!- Won’t! –THWACK!- You! – BAM!- Die!? –BLUDGEON!-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2105: Hin –ow!- ako, some –grargh!- Help...?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Oh!!! Stop! Please stop!!!! –runs over-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: -quits hitting King- Skwee?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2106: -backs up clutching head- Ow....
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Thank you....I’m guessing you’re Chikara Nadir?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: -raises stick- Yeah, what about it?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Sorry about the lights being out, but we’re your trainers! My name’s Hinako Shijo, and the man you just hit is King.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Oh! Sorry about that! He just...surprised me, that’s all.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: No no, it’s fine....it shows you have spirit!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101; Which will be perfect for your training! Normally, we train people for years at a time, but since you’ve only got a week...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: We’ll have to put you through all the basics and then some! We’re going o make sure that you make that guy you’re fighting a greasy smear on your fist!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: ....Woooo. o_o
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Well, you’ll win all the same!

At this point, it cuts back and forth between DJ and the Armstrongs and Chik with the female sumo wrestler and King.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: So just be sure to pay close attention to Dad and I, and you’re sure to win!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Exactly brother!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Just tell me what to do, and I’ll do it!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2103: This going to be a lot of work, so are you in?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: You bet I am!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Good! Now get your tights on...

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: ...and meet us in the ring in five minutes!

The screen splits in two, as the cameras zoom in on both DJ and Chik’s aghast expressions.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149 & http://forums.legend...achmentid=2150: ....Tights?

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:11 PM

As the lights come back on, a sweeping, vast version of Shion’s theme plays, one that’s not quite so depressing but still not nearly as loud or rambunctious as the other songs thus far tonight.

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Please welcome, Shion Uzuki and KOS-MOS.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2108: Hi everyone! Say hi KOS-MOS!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2115: I do not find the need to be here Shion.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2110: What!? KOS-MOS, we were asked to present an award for the show, it’s an honor to be here!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2115: A pointless endeavor. It would be far more efficient for the award winners to be listed in a single memo to all participants, rather then to stage an elaborate, wasteful ceremony.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2111: Oh, don’t be so rude!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2115: I am merely being honest after having assessed the situation, nothing more Shion.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2107: -frustrated sigh-...I never programmed you to be like this...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2112: ...very well. I shall humor the notion as you see fit, Shion.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2109: Hmph, fine, that’s good enough. Anyway, the city of LA-ville has had more then its fair of super powered heroes and villains battling it out for the safety or destruction of the world. We may not know whom these heroes and villains are, but we praise or curse their public identities all the time.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2113: Shion, some of these people’s identities are all too...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2111: KOS-MOS!!!!!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2112: ......here are the nominations.

The Vermillion Vixen
Metal Moai
Dark Quill
Death Adder
Police Chief Alak
The Phantom

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2108: ...and the winner of the Painful Heroics/Villainy Award is....Vet-man!!!
Audience: -cheers-

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: From Patriot City, welcome the unofficial leader of the Freedom Force, and defender of Truth, Justice, and Freedom, the Minuteman!!!

The campy, corny Freedom Force theme song plays as said defender of all that is good comes out, clips of his smashing up such evils as Nuclear Winter and Mr. Mechanical plays on the massive screen. Carrying his trademark Patriot staff, he salutes the crowd as he comes to the microphone.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2116: Thank you citizens, thank you all! While it’s true that I may be a superhero, what I do is fueled by the same spirit that all good citizens have within their own hearts, and it is you who are the true heroes! That said, while we in Patriot City generally only hear about the big names of heroics from the fine LA-ville metropolis, there are still other fine, upstanding heroes, and dastardly devious villains who are always there, even if hidden under the shadow of the big leagues, so to speak! This is the award dedicated to these people! The nominees are:

Satellite Girl
Rather Average Hotdog Vendor
Flint Wood
Dr. Loph
The Minnow
The Goose
Farm Clown
The Man

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2116: ...and the winner of the “Other Guys” Award is....the Rather Average Hot Dog Vendor! Congratulations citizen!
Audience: -cheers-

“Fly in the Freedom” plays as an inexplicably busty white bat with fangs walks out from under the clips of her playing on the screen, waving to the crowd.

Non-Cheesy, 50’s Style Announcer: Give your attention to famed Jewel thief and former government agent, Rouge.....uh, the Bat.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2117: -clears throat and smiles with fangs- For all the things a hero or villain may be, these next few nominees are most assuredly not! The selection committee sought out the individuals in LA-ville whom had the least likely chance of being even remotely close in scope to the super powered beings patrolling or, heh heh, thieving the streets of the city. While frankly, none of these losers could possibly be good enough to even wash any hero or villain’s shoes, one has to stand out! The nominees are:

Chikara Nadir

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2117: ...and the –cough- winner is...DarkJuno! Though really, Veteran? Chikara Nadir? Masamune? None of these bozos could possibly be a superhero or super villain! Bah! –walks off-

With that, the lights dim, as the second training video commences...

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:11 PM

As the screen returns, now there’s a shot of Tina and Bass waiting in the ring as the quick, smooth guitar chords of flamenco style background music plays during this portion of the training.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149 with a huff: No way am I putting these things on! –a pair of red tights is thrown into the ring-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Well if you’re goin’ to wrestle, you’ll have to wear the outfit!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: No way! I intend to do this match in my jeans!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Why, tryin’ to impress the women in the audience?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: What? No! With a shirt on! In my regular clothes!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: In your jeans! You can’t do that, at least not unless you make’em special brutha!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Well, we can take care of that later Dad – get in here DJ!

Grumbling, DJ enters the ring, wearing black shorts, a plain grey t-shirt with the sleeves cutoff, and tennis shoes. Folding his arms, he grumbles a little more much to Tina and Bass’s chagrin.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Let’s just get this over with...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Believe me dude, you don’t know how much you’ll be wishin’ that in just a few more hours!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Exactly! I don’ want to be hearing ANY complaints from you, because this training is going o be hard. What I normally tell people wanting to be wrestlers is – don’t. Go find a real job. The ones who stick around I beat the crap out of enough, and if they still want to stay in the business, so be it. Unfortunately, you don’t really have a choice, and don’t have a lot of time, so the best Dad and I can manage is a crash course, so to speak, in the basics while making sure you keep from killing yourself or your opponent!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: All right brother, show us what ya got!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Well...sure...

DJ begins to warm up and gets into a stance, going through the motions of a warm-up kata. Tina, however, smacks her forehead and grabs DJ’s shoulder.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: DJ!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Huh? Hat?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Stop thinking like a martial artist for a second! While it’s great and you can certainly incorporate it into your style later, you’re not trying to kill the other person – you’re only trying to incapacitate them so you can pin him!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: But, there are moves that...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Quiet dude! There are some things you just gotta do the old fashioned way. Now, your knowledge of this and that is great brother, but primarily, this is wrestling. You gotta learn those basics first!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Well...then teach me.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: Thought you’d never ask....
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: -swallows hard-

Meanwhile,as the music changes to a trance beat...

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: You’d better be glad that I happened to have an extra pair of shorts and shirt in my bag, since you can’t be very picky if you plan to wrestle!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: But I don’t, not after this!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Well, still, I think I’m a bit bigger then you.

Cut to Chik standing by King, the t-shirt being a couple sizes too big-

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: No, really?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: Well, whatever the case, what sort of training do you have?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: What do you mean?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Do you have any skills that’ll come in handy for the match?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Well...I can jump really high, and I can sneak around a lot!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: ...great. Clean slate then, eh?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Looks like it. Hmm, you have any idea how much you can lift, or how much you can carry?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Um...can’t say I know an exact number...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Well, we’ll have to find out, because you’re going to have to find a way to wear DJ down, and just running around him sneakily isn’t going to do that.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: o_o;;;
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2105: ...not that way. You need to figure out how to wear him out and capitalize on his weaknesses. He’s stronger, sure, but I’m willing to bet you’re quicker.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101; Yeah, so while you’re going to have to learn the basics of grappling, we need to work on your quickness more then anything.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Well let’s go then!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: I’m glad you’re enthusiastic about this then.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: By the end of the day, it’s going to be gone...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Oh...

Now, a rather...painful montage plays set to a combination of both musical styles, as DJ or Chik get clotheslined, powerbombed, suplexed, dropped, slammed, thrown around, choked on the ropes...generally getting bent out of shape in many painful combinations. Owch, to put it lightly. Might I add that both seem to be screaming in pain after being placed in a submission move. Anyway...

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: All right! I think that’s good for today!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: X_X
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2100: Uh, you okay there brother?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: X_X –twitch-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2099: -sigh- Let’s get him back to his room...

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Gwaaaaaaa... @_@
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Wow, Chik, you did a pretty good job out there today!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: @_@ -drools-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2106: ....maybe not.

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:12 PM

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Everyone, please welcome once again, Mai Shiranui!

As the audience cheers, an arranged version of Mai’s Fatal Fury Special theme plays, complete with false water sounds blending into the rather Oriental sounding piece – a somewhat artsy contrast to the video of her kicking the collective butts of several other KoF tourney members, as well as her...less violent past times, like dancing.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Hi again everyone! I’m out here right now to present the results for a couple of the special polls held during the vote that really didn’t have a whole lot to do with anything at all! Still, they were polls, so the award has to be given out. First of all, we have the award for the most unfortunate Transformers-related quotes, so let’s see – and hear – the choices! First, we have Arcee speaking to Daniel Witwicky from the Rebirth Trilogy.

Arcee: I don’t know, it still feels weird to have you inside of me...
Daniel: Yeah, I know.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2091&stc=1: ....hn. Next up, we have Optimus Prime from Prime Target.

Optimus: Well whaddya know...a booby trap that actually catches boobies.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: ...I kinda like that one.
Audience: -soft laughter-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: -chuckle- Next is the acronym for the annual Official Transformers Convention sponsored by Hasbro, and while the name has – thankfully – changed to the traditional BOTCON, it was once known as...

As she says each word, the various letters making up the acronym pop up on screen.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: The – International – Transformers – Collector’s – Convention.
Audience: -laughter and groans-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2090&stc=1: ....yeah, not exactly the best acronym around. –smile- Finally we have a conversation between Astoria and Spike Witwicky from The Girl Who Loved Powerglide.

Spike: You like Powerglide?
Astoria: I think he’s terrific! He’s tall, brave, shiny, and just so...
Spike: Yeah, well, there are some things robots can’t do... –starts using screwdriver...but then breaks screw-

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2091&stc=1: -raises eyebrow- Hmmmm...Heheh, anyway, the winner is...-takes out envelope- “It still feels weird to have you inside of me!”
Audience: -applause-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Well, I have to admit, that is a little...obvious. Heh, moving along, we also had an award for the best of the strangest...heroes for LA. The nominees were:

Jamie Lee Curtis as the Pink Lightspeed Ranger
Dog dressed up as the Red Dino Thunder Ranger
The Opera OS Ranger
The Pink Lightspeed Ranger Stuntman
The Pink Time Force Ranger Stuntman

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: And the winner is...Doggie Thunder, the Red Dino Thunder Doggy Ranger! Kawaii!!!
Audience: -cheers-

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:12 PM

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Please welcome Their Royal Highnesses, Princess Reina Charlotte Tycoon and Princess Sarisa “Faris Scherwiz” Tycoon!

With that, the two princesses enter the stage with Reina’s theme – albeit with a rather “pirate-y” flourish - playing over their walk to the podium.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2119: Hello everyone!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2118: D’arrrr, aye mateys!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2119: Faris! That’s hardly proper grammar for a public event!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2118: -clears throat- Oh please, this isn’t exactly the most prestigious show ever, lass.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2119: Even so, we’re here to present the “Artsy and not at all Jaded” award, we should at least show them some respect.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2118: Well, that’s true, though art isn’t exactly my thing. It’s all just a mass of colors and crap to me.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2119: Oh, that’s just modern art, I know you like most of the paintings and sculptures back at the castle!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2118: Only because I know they’re worth a lot and could fetch a pretty penny, lass. –winks-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2119: Honestly! You’re a princess now, not just a pirate!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2118: No one said I couldn’t be both.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2119: -sighs and smiles- Well, whatever the case, the nominees for the Award are:

Vincent Valentine
Kawaii Emiko

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2118: ...and the winner is...-opens envelope- Kawaii Emiko! Congratulations, lass!
Audience: -cheers-

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: From the mean streets of the other LA, welcome E.O.D. agent and generally destructive guy, Nick Kang!

The True Crime: Streets of LA theme plays as the cocky sarcastic Nick Kang walks out, accompanied by videos of himself indeed being rather...destructive to people and property.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2120: Hey, pretty fancy digs you got around here – I think I just busted a drug lord with the same taste in decorating. Anyway, as a member of the EOD, I have a little bit of experience taking care of business, and unfortunately, property damage is....occasionally incurred. I didn’t break all those tables and counters at the butcher, the punk I threw through them did, after all, and frankly, that jet was shoddy anyway! Still, when things go away in your LA, they go away with a bang, but it’s all a matter of which one did it in style. Whether it’s a crashing moon, erupting volcano, or...something, one of them had to have been more entertaining then the others. The nominees for Best Dorm Destruction are:

Death Mountain
Windfall Island

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2120: ...like there were any other choices. Still, the winner is... –opens envelope- Clocktown! Looks like falling satellites are popular these days!
Audience: -cheers-

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Please welcome...Taki.

Brave Sword, Braver Soul plays as the kunoichi mysteriously appears out of nowhere in a puff of lightning and smoke atop the large screen. With a lithe leap, she lands lightly behind the podium.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2123: Ancient seals are always in place for a good reason, and they as a rule must never be disturbed. Unfortunately, as time passes, unless there is someone keeping vigilant watch over the seal, the meanings are lost, and most are destroyed or built over without any knowledge. However, some seals are so important and so innate to the tribe or beings who created it, that even if the true meaning is lost, everyone knows that it is a very important landmark that must never be disturbed. Still, there are always a few foolhardy individuals who try to disturb the ancient relics – and most end up paying for it dearly. One such seal is the fabled Seal of Primus on Cybertron, and the fools who have attempted to open it are:

Son of Jor-El

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2124: ..and the-ahem- winner is...13-Year-Old.

Inexplicably, several Decepticons are seated in the audience, several of whom leap up

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2125: WHAAAT!? Who is this fool attempting to disturb the Seal of Primus!?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2126: The Seal of Primus is the one thing that must never be trifled with, and the only thing we agree with the Autobots on!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2127: -sees 13-Year-Old in the audience- Mighty Megatron, there he is.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2125: Decepticons! Destroy him!!!!!

At that, 13-Year-Old leaps out of his seat and runs out the aisle, as the Decepticons chase after him, guns and missiles blazing, much to the Amphitheatre staff’s chagrin. Back on stage, Taki rubs her chin and nods,

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2121: ...well, I suppose they don’t care that no human being is strong enough to even touch the Seal, much less open it. Oh well. Woooo! –disappears in a bolt of lightning-
Audience: -uneasily cheers-

The screen comes back to life as it changes to a scene of....SefieChu, standing backstage with a fairly ridiculous looking fedora hat and a microphone. She smiles and excitedly begins to exclaim.

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:13 PM

http://forums.legend...achmentid=2151: Heeeeeeeeey everyone, SefieChu here with the latest on the backstage news about the fight tonight! With me right now is one of the participants of the fight, the Lemon Shredder, Chikara Nadir! So! Any thoughts coming into your match against DJ?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: *grins wildly* Oh, I'm excited! Pumped! Ready to do anything and everything it takes to be the best of the best! *cough* Of course, I haven't the faintest idea how I got landed in this situation, but I'm sure that it's for a good reason! When the LA public wants something done, it happens! Or else that Unicron DJ keeps talking about has more influence that I imagined...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Any predictions?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: If I had a good molten spork to wield in the ring, the result would be obvious. But for now I just hope that the fight isn't too rough on either of us! Of course, I'm never afraid to kick where it hurts, strangle, pull hair, bite, or rip off limbs, but it's always in good fun! I still think we'll be pretty evenly matched...but I think we all know who the better man here is! Or...woman.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Well you know, rumor has it that the first of the three matches will be a Hardcore match. How do you think you'll fare here?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Although my knowledge of wrestling is still limited, I think I know enough about my personal endurance to guess that I'll hang in there for a while. Couldn't hurt if that rumor included information about where the nearest machine gun could be located...

...But again, this is all in good fun! It ought to be a great fight, and we're both the types to shake hands afterward. I'm not worried in the least!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Good sportsmanship, nice to see! Still, some of the match types can and will be brutal. It can be anything from a simple submission match to a Ladder match. How are you going to adapt to the situation?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: I'm certainly not as big as my opponent, so ordinarily I'd say he's got the upper hand. If the situation gets tough, I may have to wait and see what move it looks like DJ's ready to make- then speed in there and counter. On the other hand, I have a nasty habit of rushing in head-first like a bull seeing red, but I haven't seen how well trained this opponent is. I know I'll have to be careful and just hope for the best. I can't say I'm one to really plan out my moves and techniques that far in advance.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Speaking of which, how was the experience of training under Hinako and King? Considering how you - and DJ for that matter - only had a week to train, was it difficult?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Well...from one of them I learned some excellent recipes taught to her by other, more robust sumo wrestlers. The other...I got distracted a little too easily by the FUR thing, but they were both very nice. Very understanding and willing to help, even for an amateur like myself. That didn't keep it from being grueling, non-stop training. After all, I really had to accomplish a lot in what, some 168 hours? Besides those little nuisances of sleeping and eating....
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Well, I hear they're in the stands tonight, so they're sure to cheer you on. I assume they taught you some special moves as well?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Oh, well...besides the Chik-K-O, there's...hey! I really shouldn't be talking about it, in case a certain somebody is listening. Actually, I'd like for it to be a surprise to everyone. Adds to the anticipation! You can just rest assured that what I'm going to serve up is well worth the wait.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: That's great to hear. Finally, do you have anything to say to your fans out there, as well as DJ?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: To my fans...I love you all, and rest assured that there will be a full line of action figures out in time for the tournament. To DJ: Outside the ring we may be peers, but in the ring only one person can be the best, and you can guess who I'm placing my bets on. Let's just put it this way- I don't care how often you like to eat at Chick-fil-A, today's the day you get a free value meal from Chik-kill-ya!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Well, good luck to you tonight then! Oh, one more thing - any chance that one of your more popular patrons of Kentucky Fried Cucco, the devious Vermillion Vixen, will make an appearance? Rumors are circulating involving her nemesis the dashing Dark Quill, so we were wondering if you had heard anything about that...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: She might show up in the stands, but don't count on her being around while I'm in the ring. She's...uh...been trying to curb her temper by outright staying away from viewings of all open violence. You know how it is- if she sees DJ and I fight, and I start losing? Half the audience might end up with their hair on fire. Not pretty.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: But of course. Well, thank you for your time, and good luck later tonight! *turns to camera* Now sit tight and enjoy yet another segment glorifying the pits and perils faced by both Chika and DJ during their training! See ya in a little bit!

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:13 PM

As the video plays, the same strange mix of flamenco and trance music plays, except this time in a rather “uplifting” rhythm, the sort of music that plays during those cheesy training montages in movies...which is exactly what this is. A rather pathetic one, actually, as various shots of both Admins and their trainers are shown. DJ is seen running down the Balamb road – while uncomfortably carrying a dummy on his back, and as such, he’s not doing so well much to Tina and Bass’s dismay. Similarly, Chik gives a good hard punch to a punching bag – which reacts and smacks back into her, sending her flying out of view. DJ then is shown attempting to do some push-ups – while Tina sits on his back. Chik, however, is shown running for dear life on a water wheel of sorts, but then slips and I comically seen stuck on the wheel as it continues to spin, drenching her in the water. DJ isn’t having much luck either, as he struggles to climb a hill – while dragging a sleigh with Bass riding it. Suffice to say, he trips, and while the sleigh doesn’t move, he slides and tumbles down the hill with a yelp. More embarrassing moments, as Chik bounces off of the ropes and attempts to do some sort of diving move – but misjudges her aim and ends up sailing in between two of the ropes on the opposite end, as King smacks his forehead and sighs.

However...things begin to slowly, but surely change, as the music picks up. Both begin to gradually get smoother and smoother in their execution of moves, until finally DJ is able to counter a simple dodge by Tina and flip her over his back, and Chik baseball slides out of the ring onto Hinako outside. Time has obviously passed, as DJ effortlessly jogs along the Balamb road with the dummy on his back, and Chik nonchalantly jogs on top of the waterwheel with no hesitation or slipping. Finally, as Chik gives the punching bag a good whack until it pitifully breaks off of the chain and smashes into the floor, DJ slowly, but surely pulls the sleigh with Bass up the hill, where he leaps on top of a conveniently placed rock and raises his arms to the sky in victory.

Then a T-Rexaur is angry at the cheesiness of it all appears, and promptly chases DJ and Bass back down the hill.

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:13 PM

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: From the depths of the Underworld, welcome F-Zero Circuit competitor, Deathborn!

With that, a fire erupts on stage as the opening organ sounds of Deathborn’s theme begins. Slowly, the being rises from out of the ground as the flames continue to burn, yet the stage isn’t smoking at all. With a swish of his imposing red cape, the rather frightful figure stomps towards the podium and lets out an evil, hearty laugh.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2128: You foolish mortals! None of you know of the true depths of evil, for all of your boating and sputtering uselessly! I have seen and created things that would utterly MELT your mortal minds by their deviousness and twisted nature, yet you have the arrogance to call yourselves evil!? You shall soon pay for this ignorance, but for now, these are those amongst you who claim to be on the dark side:

Chikara Nadir

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2128: ...and the supposed winner of this “Yeeessssss” Award is...Chikara Nadir! Bah! I shall show all of you true evil....some other night! Bwahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Deathborn disappears in a blaze of smoke and flames, as suddenly, all the fires on stage are extinguished, and the set is none worse for wear.

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Uh...please welcome, from Team Rocket, Jessie, James, and Meowth!

Team Rocket’s pre-Houen motto theme plays as the trio come out, all notably hamming it up and posing for the cameras and audience.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2129: Ah, my adoring public! Hi everyone!!!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130&stc=1: Don’t you mean our adoring public Jess?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2129: Don’t be ridiculous! Why would anyone in their right mind want to cheer for you when they have me to look at!?!?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130&stc=1: -under breath- Gee, I wonder why...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2129: What was that!?!?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130&stc=1: Oh, nothing!!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2131&stc=1: Will ya shaddup? They ain’t here to see youse two, they’re here ta’ see the award winner for “Most Likely ta’ Take Ovah da’ Woild!”
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2129: Take over the world?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130&stc=1: But that’s where I keep all my stuff!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2131&stc=1: Oh, quit yer’ qripin’ Jimmy, and lemme read out da nominees! They are:

Da’ Vahmillion Vix’n

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130&stc=1: And the winner i...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2129: -snatches envelope- QUIET! This is my moment of glory!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130&stc=1: Yes ma’am!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2129: -smiles cheerfully- Heheh, and the winner is...-open envelope- ...A TIE!?!? I’m not going to be the presenter for a TIE!!!!-storms off-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130&stc=1: -picks up letter- Yes, well, the winners are...Alakhriveion and Toan! Congratulations!!!
Audience: -cheers-

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:13 PM

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Welcome, once again, Millenia!

Millenia walks in with a flourish, waving to the crowd as bizarrely energetic, bouncy version of Valmar’s theme plays in time with her entrance.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Hi again everybody, I hope all of you are enjoying the show! As my fellow hostess said awhile ago, we have a couple more random awards to pass out, so listen up kiddies! Coming up we have the poll for who owns every single last one of you at LA! The nominees for this category are:

t3h Khuffinator
Buff & Khuff
The Khuffster

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2095: Surprisingly enough, the winner was Khuffie! Who saw that one coming, eh? Anyway, next up we have the award for the short sighted DJ’s unintentional, completely avoidable blunder! In order to explain why there was no Best Moderator Poll this time around, the masses of LA were polled, and in order, their answers are:

“DJ loves all of us Mods!” and “DJ hates all of us Mods! –cries-” both received 19.23% of the vote.
“DJ hates all of us Mods!? –cracks knuckles-“ received 26.92% of the vote.
And the winner, the logical but eventually found to be inaccurate “Polls can only have 10 options, so there couldn’t be one” with 34.62%of the vote!

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Like I said, that last one ended up being untrue, but he claims it’ll be fixed next time! Anyway, glue your eyes to the big screen, because we’re about to see another shining moment of training glory starring Chikara Nadir! Watch!

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:14 PM

The film starts with Chik this time, as she’s practicing in the ring with Hinako. King walks into the ring and nods in satisfaction as the Admin manages to break out of Hinako’s bear hug and reverses it into a leg lock takedown.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: All right! I have to admit, you’ve really done the best I could possibly expect from a person with zero experience in just a week!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Heehee, thanks! This has actually been kinda fun!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: -gets up- But he’s right, you’ve done very well!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: Now, today’s our last day together, so there’s still one last thing you have to address...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: What, a finishing move? I already had that before I even started training!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: No, not that...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Um, a ring name? Already got that!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2103: Not exactly...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: ?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Follow us.

Chik is led out of the ring and across the room to a rather large closet set complete with a large curtain to dress behind, much to her confusion. Hinako flings the doors to the closet open and exclaims rather happily.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: You need to figure out your gimmick!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: My...what?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: Your gimmick! Who you are as a wrestler! Look at us – Hinako here’s a schoolgirl sumo wrestler...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: And King’s a guy who kills animals and wears their heads!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2105: ....it’s not a real jaguar, okay!?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Suuure. Still, you need to pick something that’ll just say who you are!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Can’t I just go out there as myself then?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104 & http://forums.legend...achmentid=2101: No.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Why not?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: Well, not really, you can be there as yourself, but it has to be exaggerated – a lot.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Just dig through there and make some gimmicks up, and we’ll see if they work!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: -peeks in closet- Um...okay... o_o

Thus, begins another rather silly montage, as Chik pops in and out dressed in very...odd, strange outfits.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: -pops out wearing a bandana and an eye patch- I can be one-eyed Chik, the pirate! Arrr!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: ....no.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: -pops in and back out dressed all in black with white face paint- Well, I can be zombie Chikkah!!!!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2104: .....
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: No huh? –pops in and back out in cowgirl outfit- I can be cowgirl Chik! Ready to head’em up and move’em out!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: He’s the Texan, not you.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: Hmmm... –pops out with a powdered wig and an English accent-I could be Lady Chikara, prim and proper but ready to smack some sense into those wrapped scallions if need be!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2101: Eh...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2150: -drops accent and loses powdered wig- Lady Chik the Opera singer, kicking ass and singing refrains!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2106: ......this is going to take longer then the training...

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:15 PM

As the video ends, the camera shows SefieChu, onvc again, backstage with her microphone.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Hello again everyone! It’s SefieChu, backstage with the lovable unsmiling one, DarkJuno! So, Deej, any thoughts coming into the match tonight?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: ...Deej? Anyway, eh, can’t say too much, other then I expect quite a fight from my fellow Admin. I’m ready to rock tonight, and even if this is some insane match that the masses wanted...well, whatever.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Confident about tonight’s outcome?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Well....look at her, then look at me. She’s a great gal, and I’m certainly not going to underestimate her, but I think I have my strength to back me up here. Still, she’s a lot faster then I am, so I definitely gotta watch out for her!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Now, the 3 Stages of Hell tonight have yet to be unveiled, so there are a lot of different matches these could end up being! How do you plan to adapt to the different types, from a regular match to the possibility of perhaps a Hell in a Cell?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Well, ya know, it’s like life – you have no clue what’s comin’ for you, so you have to be prepared. Now, neither of us are wrestlers – which is a fact that will work to both of our advantages – so I have to do the best to ensure that I can win any match. Now, certain matches are more focused on speed rather then power, so for those I’ll have to force power to become a factor, if need be.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: As far as preparation goes, how was your training over the last week with Tina and Bass Armstrong?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Heh, well, as you just saw, it wasn’t exactly the easiest thing in the world, though they taught me a lot over the last week. Granted, Bass gave way too much of a Hogan vibe there, and Tina certainly was a tough coach, but in the end, I appreciated all the hard work they put into making me decently ready for tonight. I’ll be lookin’ for them in the stands!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Yeah, they’re here, according to security! Any, uh, special moves you learned?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Now now Sefie, I can’t just say that out loud, can I?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Drat! Well, speaking of the audience, there are rumors that that dashing defender of justice, Dark Quill, is here tonight – in fact, his Motorcyquill is parked in one of the VIP spots with heavy security!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Uh, is it now?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Yup! Though no one’s seen him at all tonight – do you know anything?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Sorry, can’t say I do. Still, I’m glad he’s here to support the event, even if he has yet to be seen...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Well, what do you have to say to your present fans and your opponent tonight then?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: Well, to my fans, I’m happy for the support – and bets - ya’ll have ridin’ on me, and I promise ya’ll that I’ll try my hardest not to let anyone down tonight! Backstage crew, good job with the show tonight and I’m glad it’s running smoothly! And Chik...you and I may be friends, but tonight, you’re not just facing me, DarkJuno, but you’ve also got to deal with the backing of the DarkJunto!!!!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: *confused look*
Audience: -confused murmurs-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: ...Junto? A secret group that’s joined together for a common purpose? Usually nefarious but not always?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Uh....right...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2149: -sigh- Nevermind...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2151: Heheh, well, that said, thanks for your time buddy, and now, sit tight as the shows winds down! Straight from our hearts and nostalgia, please welcome, Megaman and Roll!

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:15 PM

With that, Megaman and Roll come down to the stage as the Megaman Legends theme plays – like it or not, the MML versions are the ones present, not the ones from the main series. Still, they get a good amount of cheers as they come down to the podium.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2132: Age is usually something we robots don’t experience, since we’re normally not going to experience age.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2137: Not unless you mean getting rusty and worn anyway! Definitely something you know about!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2135: Oh, yeah, well....uh....
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2136: Come on, you wanted to give the big speech, so don’t tell me you forgot!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2133: Of course not! Uh....oh yeah! Forum veterans – not to be confused with Veteran – are normally looked upon as older member whom one should follow the example of – after all, if they’ve been there for so long, they’ve got to be doing something right, right?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2138: Yup! But sometimes, there are forum members who seem like they’ve existed forever! Their origins are so far back no one knows when they really first showed up.
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2134: Besides the dedication it takes to do that, these people obviously see something in the forum to keep them around! The nominations for the”-Gasp! Wheeze!-“ Award are...


http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2137: And the winner is.....once again, DarkJuno!
Audience: -cheers-

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Please give your applause to our next presenter, Alexia Ashford.

In a decidedly creepy manner, the horribly mutated Alexia slowly and somehow gracefully walks out to the music of Code: Veronica, looking none worse for wear, albeit rather irritated and agitated.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2141: Hmph, again with the useless decorum, I see. Personally, I see no need to cherish the thoughts of those departed from this world, referring to those who have no impact on it or its shaping. Only those who truly matter to the life all of us live should be remembered, but that is your choice. While many of these beings have returned, these are the nominations for most missed member:

Kawaii Emiko

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2141: ...and the winner of the “Paring Was Such Sweet Sorrow” –rolls eyes- award is...Kawaii Emiko. Congratulations....I suppose...
Audience: -cheers-

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: Please welcome Charlotte Colde!

Whilst her theme from Samurai Showdown plays, Charlotte, dressed in a fancy evening gown as opposed to her usual knight attire, strides out with a polite smile on her face.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2142: Bonjour! In my time as a knight, decoration and honor are two things that come with the day to day living of the job. While honor is the one most important thing for any knight, male or female, the awards and such that we receive are merely a bonus, for it is our duty to serve our king and country. Still, some chase awards for no meaning whatsoever, and in the joking spirit of this negative attitude, the parody of good jest that is this award has been created! These are the nominees for the “Eh?” Award...

Ken the Wandering Soul
Darth Maul
Hero of Winds

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2142: ..and the winner of this, ah, “prestigious” award is...-opens envelope- nycounterpoint! Congratulations dear!
Audience: -cheers-

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: From the demon realm, please, uh, welcome Morrigan Aensland!

On cue, Morrigan’s Darkstalker music plays as a group of bats flutter down to the entrance ramp. In a shimmering flutter, Morrigan appears, and slowly walks towards the podium, the trail of bats following her slavishly. With a wink to the crowd, she leans forward, gripping the podium and giggles.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2147: Hello my dears, and I do hope everyone is having a good time. In my many years of existence, feasting and consuming humans into my web of passion and fulfillment, I have found that everyone of us has a point where we will do what it takes for pure survival. While the ways of the modern world, unfortunately, prevent man – and, heheh, woman - from doing nothing more then going after every bit of pleasure they desire, there is always a point. We all wish to survive, and to do so, I specifically must give the gift of an eternal pleasurable slumber to the men – and women – who in turn give me their souls for nourishment...

Morrigan cuddles some of the bats following her around, as several people in the audience shift in their seats rather uncomfortably.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2145: Now, who amongst you will be the first to break? The nominees for the award for those most likely to begin feeding on his or her comrades when lost in the woods are:

Chikara Nadir
Chucki Husky

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2148: ...and the award goes to... –seductively opens envelope- ...Selena! Congratulations, my...sweet...
Audience: -assorted o_o; , >.>, <.<;, and x_o’s while cheering-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2146: Hmhmhmhmhm....

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:15 PM

Non-Cheesy 50’s Style Announcer: For the final time, please welcome your hostesses, Mai Shiranui and Millenia!

As the strange but fitting mix of both women’s theme song plays, the two red heads walk out smiling – mysteriously though, the podium is now gone, as they come on with full headsets on. A table has been set up over to the right of the entrance ramp, however...

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Hi again everyone!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: We hope you enjoyed our show tonight, but now we just have a couple of minor things to get out of the way!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Hai Milly-chan! As everyone remembers, we had two final polls in the voting process asking for whom was the best looking guy or girl out of a group of five...uh, people!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Yup, and the votes are all in. Here are your winners, Emma Lahana and Anubis “Doggie” Cruger!

-pics here-

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2091&stc=1: Hm. How did the dog win?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Got me. Anyway, now ladies and gentlemen! It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Yes, but don’t take our word for it – take Mario Mario’s!

As the two make their way to the commentating desk, the Super Mario Bros. theme plays as Mario, dressed in a striped referee’s outfit, makes his was down the ramp and into the ring. The ring measures 20 feet by 20 feet, with gleaming silver turnbuckles and dark, black ring ropes surrounding the “squared circle.” The mat itself is pure white with the Legends Alliance logo on the center, contrasting with the dark ring apron that simply has the words “Legends Alliance Summer Awards ‘05” written on them. Mario slides under the bottom rope and picks up a microphone.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2143: It’sa me, Mario! Hello everybody! Tonight’s match-a will be-a 3 Stages of-a Hell, which-a means that-a the first person to score-a two out of-a three pins wins! These three-a matches, in-a order will be...

Mario points upward.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2143:...a cage match!

Mario points to the left.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2143: A ladder match! And if-a needed, a Last Man Standing Match!
Audience: -rowdy cheers-
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2143: Now, please-a welcome your ring announcer for-a tonight, holding onto what the two fighters will be-a competing for tonight, Selphie Tilmitt!

The audience cheers as Selphie, clasping onto a large, golden belt, walks out to a fairly wacky, zany theme song, waving to crowd as she makes her way to the ring. The audience has indeed transformed from one of an awards show to that of a fight no, as several “fans” are now holding up signs proclaiming how cool either of the two fighters, LA, or they themselves are. Now fully seated, Mai and Millenia begin speaking into their headsets.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Wow! The crowd tonight is pretty riled up, eh?
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Yup, now I only hope that this match lives up to expectations!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Got that right! And remember, tonight’s awards show is brought to you by BishoujoCo. Hair Care Products, for a better, livelier setoff hair for better, livelier lifestyle!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098: Also by the Y.R.P. Hit Squad, no job too small, so long as the pay is good!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: And by DJ’s Bar and Disco Inferno, for the best drinks and dancing, come to the bar!

In the ring, Selphie now ahs a microphone and hands the belt over to Mario, as she clears her throat and stands waiting...suddenly, the lights in the pavilion-turned-arena turn off, as fog slowly begins to move in along the entrance ramp and even surrounding the ring. Slow, rather silent music begins to play, light at first, until a long riffs heard, pyrotechnics going off by the entrance under the massive screen erupting as the more well known, synthy sounds of J-E-N-O-V-A begin to play. The crowd explodes with cheers as a figure is seen with its back to the ring, right at the entrance, arms outstretched. It’s Chik, who quickly turns around and runs forward, stopping short of the ramp and pointing at the crowd. As the dorm Admin begins to rather hyperly make her way down to the ring in what appear to be normal, average clothes, Selphie begins to speak into her microphone.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2144&stc=1: This match has been scored for 2 out of 3 pins in 3 Stages of Hell, and is for the Legends Alliance Bragging Rights Title belt! Introducing first, from someplace in Oregon, standing at 5’3” and weighing in at 105 pounds, the Lemon Shredder, Chikarrra Naaadiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr!!!!!

The fog seems to follow Chik as she runs into the ring, thickening where she stands and thinning out after she leaves, until she eventually stands in the middle of the ring looking out at the crowd. With one final explosion, huge puffs of fog seem to erupt from the turnbuckles themselves as she poses for the last time. She is indeed wearing “normal” clothing, albeit...slightly stylized. Still, as her music fades out, the room darkens once more, as the metallic, raw plucking of guitar strings echoes across the dark arena. With a final few thuds of percussion, the screen comes to life, as the song queries loudly, “Maybe I’m a Lion?” With an explosion matching up the roar of the instruments coming to life as the music of the song of the same name comes to, The resulting explosion lifts up and covers the entire stage, as suddenly a shower of sparks, cascading like a waterfall, falls down from the top of the screen and down to the ground below – except for the part where it gently bounces and slides off the figure at the entrance, standing with its side to the audience, down below.

It is, indeed, DJ, who turns, and decked out in what look to be normal clothing, jeans and all, under a dark, black, thin jacket and dark pair of shades, shakes the last remaining sparks caught in his hair and begins to make his way down to the ring, as Selphie announces.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2144&stc=1: And introducing, at 6’0 from Sugar Land, Texas, weighing in at 206 pounds, it’s Mr. Unsmiley, DaaaaarkJunoooooooooooooo!!!

DJ runs into the ring, foregoing the steel steps and sliding under the bottom rope before bouncing up again and running, jumping and posing on a turnbuckle. At that point, he takes off his shades and jacket, tossing them into the crowd before bouncing off again. Indeed, he does have regular clothing as well, similarly stylized to be....more then normal. Mario, now carrying the overly heavy golden belt lifts it up for the audience to see before handing it back to Selphie, who in turn exits the ring and sits in a folding chair just outside. Mario signals to someone backstage, as the match is about to begin...

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 09:16 PM

The steel cage comes down into position, surrounding the ring, as Mario runs from corner to corner securing it into place, as it now totally covers the ring. DJ and Chik walk around a bit inside, showing off to the crowd as Mario gets the ring ready, as the audience cheers.

Millenia: Well, here we go folks, ready for one nice long fight to the finish here!
Mai: Hai, we just need to wait for...oh, there’s the bell!

Indeed, the bell has rung, as now DJ and Chik slowly circle each other in the ring.

Mai: All right! Come on DJ-chan, you can do it!
Millenia: I don’t know, he may be stronger, but Chik is quite a bit faster.
Mai: True...but I think he can do it! Anyway, what’s this? Chik’s extending her hand for a handshake, how sportsmanlike! DJ looks a little cautious, but he accepts and they shake ha – OH!
Mai: Hey, that’s just not fair!
Millenia: Hey, she’s tricky!
Mai: Oy...now Chik, trying to grab DJ, but he counters and shoves her away, as now Chik begins to swing a few punches directly to DJ, connecting!
Millenia: Not a bad start here!
Mai: Oh, nice headlock by Chik, but DJ powers his way out with a sharp elbow to the stomach. DJ capitalizes by grabbing Chik and – no, Chik twists out and gives him a mean kick to the gut! Now a couple punches thrown, and a nice shuffle side kick to the sternum!
Millenia: Looks like that strength isn’t doing any good so far!
Mai: Yeah yeah, well, Chik now tries to grab the fallen DJ, but is kicked away as he jumps back up – now the two are trading punches! Huge, blow by blow the two are a it!
Millenia: Some friendship!
Mai: DJ grabs Chik, but Chik with a deadly knee to his stomach, a she whips him over to the ropes, while running to the other end. Here they come back, and after bouncing off the ropes, Chik with a flying clothesli – No! DJ ducks and Chik’s hit doesn’t connect. DJ takes advantage of this and grabs the shorter foe, and answers back – oh! Nice suplex by DJ!
Millenia: Lucky shot!
Mai: DJ picks Chik back up and throws a couple of punches, and lashes out with a couple of big shoulder tackles to her chest!
Millenia: Hey, wait a minute...
Mai: Hey, they were told to fight how they wish! DJ grabs Chik again, but this time Chik elbows him in the stomach! Lock up now, as the two battle it out to see who – DJ breaks free and wraps his arms around Chik! Headbutt! Headbutt! Two more! Down goes Chik!
Millenia: Oh come on, now there he is running off for the side of the cage!
Mai: Well, the point IS to escape, Milly-chan! Oh, but it looks like Chik might nto agree, as she runs to the cage wall and knocks DJ right off to the mat! Oh look, now Chik’s scrambling up the cage! But DJ climbs back up and throws her off as well! Chik now stands back up, but DJ’s behind her, and grabs her! Bam, locks her into a rear naked chokehold!
Millenia: Wha?
Mai: Hey, I don’t name these things...DJ lets go since this match can only be won by escaping as Mario tells him to break it up. Chik immediately bounces back up, but DJ retaliates with a couple of punches right in the face. Irish Whip as Chik bounces off the ropes and – OH! Big Boot right to he face!
Millenia: How rude! DJ!
Mai: Well, DJ goes to pick – Ah, a low blow! A low blow on DJ by Chik!
Millenia: Serves him right Mai!
Mai: Well, as DJ crumbles to the floor, Chik picks him back up and tries a dropkick to the – No, DJ elbows her as she tries to hit the back of his head! The two trade punches for that, as DJ catches one of Chik’s and – HANGING NECK SUBMISSION! Ow!
Millenia: Come on DJ, this is a cage match, nto a submission match!
Mai: He’s just trying to weaken her Milly-chan!
Millenia: Yeah, but this isn’t fair!
Mai: Well, either way, DJ lets go as Chik flops to the floor but, resiliently, bounces back up to her feet. DJ marches over – and catches a dropkick to the stomach, sending him flying backwards! Oh, and Chik runs and does another dropkick to his face!
Millenia: Yeah, now that’s what I’m talking about!
Mai: Well, DJ back to his feet as he headbutts Chik, knocking her to the ground. Oh!
Millenia: Not a submission match DJ! Pfft!
Mai: Doesn’t matter, because now he’s got her in a one legged crab! Or a Scorpion if you prefer! He releases and falls down with a thundering double axe handle drop to her face. Chik bounds back up, right into the clutches of DJ, who sends her flying RIGHT into a turnbuckle!
Millenia: This doesn’t’ look good...
Mai: Nope, as DJ charge full steam from across the ring and – DIVING SHOUDLER TACKLE ONTO CHIK! You can here Chik’s body smack into the steel of that turnbuckle as she totally falls to the floor on that one.
Millenia: Owch! Unfortunately, I think DJ’s got this one won...
Mai: Yeah, I think o, as he makes his way out of the cage. Chik still showing no signs of life as...yup, DJ makes it up and over! The score is now DJ 1, Chik 0!
Millenia: Bah! Cheater!
Mai: What, you don’t think Chik would’ve done the same thing to him?

Millenia: Well, either way, that’s a victory for DJ as the cage is being lifted back into the roof, and the NRR interns run out and set the ladder up outside the ring. Still, the pressure’s definitely on Chik now, because if she loses this one, she’s lost it all.
Mai: Hai Milly-chan, though I’m sure that’s just going to drive her even more, as Mario here helps Chik back up to her fee-OH! Flying clothesline on an unsuspecting DJ as Mario gets the bell rung to start the second round!
Millenia: Sweet!
Mai: Now remember, to win this round, one of them ahs to set up the ladder, climb it, and grab the OH! Sidewalk Slam by DJ in retaliation for that cheap clothesline!
Millenia: It wasn’t cheap!
Mai: Yeah, well, Chik gets back at him as she grabs and – kick to the crotch! Come on! DJ falls right into her grasp as she whip him to the ropes and connects with another flying clothesline, this time sending DJ to the outside! Chik poses and taunts in the ring, as DJ gets up and grabs the ladder. Tosses the ladder into the ring behind Chik’s back and picks it back up.
Millenia: Bad DJ! Sneaking upon poor unsuspecting girls with ladders!
Mai: Doesn’t matter because Chik dodges it and grabs the ladder out of his hands! Drops the ladder and Irish whip to the ropes, as she jumps and will she... Yup! Hurricanrana on DJ! That knocks him out as she picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. DJ stands back up and the two lock up, DJ wrenches free, but Chik connects with a shuffle sidekick! And followed up with a standing moonsault on DJ’s fallen form! And....yes, a backbreaker as she picks DJ up and drops him over her knee!
Millenia: Not so bad to root for Chik now, eh?
Mai: I’m still going for DJ here...Chik stomps on DJ as he’s on the ground. Remember, the two of them have already been through a match, so I wouldn’t be surprised if this was it for D...no, he pops back up. DJ and Chik trade punches now, as DJ grabs Chik, but Chik reverses, and – no, DJ reverses! Scoop slam, scoop slam!! Chik goes down as DJ runs up the ladder and tries to make a jump for the belt!
Millenia: Come on Chik!
Mai: Ah, but Chik stands up and tips the ladder over, sending DJ crashing down onto the mat! Chik picks the ladder back up –AND BASHES IT RIGHT ONTO DJ’S CHEST AGAIN! AND AGAIN! HOLY COW!
Millenia: Now that’s ruthless aggression!
Mai: Chik still with the ladder as a groggy DJ stands to his – CHIK FLATTENS HIM OUT WITH THE LADDER AGAIN! In fact, DJ is now laying right on top of the ladder!
Millenia: I sense something cool coming up!
Mai: I think so too, a Chik runs to the turnbuckle! Will she – YES! Diving Leg drop driven onto DJ as he lies listless on that metal ladder! DJ bounces off the ladder and is just laying motionless on the mat, as Chik gets to her feet and sets the ladder up. I think this has got to be it Milly-chan!
Millenia: Got that right, as we see Chik climbing and grabbing onto the belt!
Mai: Yup, and now Chik’s hanging in mid-air – and crashes to the mat, but she has the belt in hand, meaning she’s the winner!
Millenia: 1 -1 Baby! Tie game!
Mai: Hai, tie game as we now o into the third and final match, the Last Man – or perhaps Woman – Standing match!

Millenia: Woman baby, because Chik’s got a head full of steam now!
Mai: Well, we’ll see here as Mario helps DJ back up and- PAYBACK TIME! DJ running and knocking Chik back with a regular clothesline!
Millenia: Hmph!
Mai: Chik being picked back up and with an Irish Whip gets tossed to the rope. DJ runs in the opposite direction, bounces, and runs with a – NO! Chik reverses it into DDT! Now Chik slides out of the ring and starts to dig around the apron and – uh-oh, she’s got a steel chair! As she slides back into the ring, DJ stands, and she takes a – no, DJ dodges the chair and hits her with a Bulldog! DJ now going for a fist drop, but Chik rolling out of the way, and grabs DJ, but no, reversal, as DJ gets the – no, Chik reverses it! And then DJ reverses that! My, what a technical feat as Chik reverses it again! DJ flips out of that one and finally locks in a reversal and smashes Chik to the mat with full nelson slam!
Millenia: Wow, the two of them are getting serious!
Mai: Hai! DJ now wailing on Chik’s head as she lays on the ground, until she finally rolls away, dazed...
Millenia: ...and by the steel chair!
Mai: That’s right! Chik picks up the steel chair – AND NAILS AN UNSUSPECTING DJ AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HER! Now she continues her assault on DJ, as she pounds away on him as he lays there!
Millenia: Daaaaaaaang...
Mai: DJ struggling to his feet, but no! Chik with another devastating shot to the cranium! Chik drops the chair and walks to DJ, picking him up – and toe kick! Will we see – Yes! The CHIK-K-O! CHIK-K-O! CONNECTS!
Millenia: That’s it baby!
Mai: I don’t think so! Now the referee counts to ten as Chik poses in the ring...come on DJ, you can do it...
Millenia: No he can’t that’s i
Mai: Spoke too soon Milly-chan! DJ’s slowly, but surely, pops back up at 6!
Millenia: Drat!
Mai: DJ wisely backing out of the ring and into the aisle for a breather, as Chik follows suit – AND FLIES RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON DJ!
Millenia: Yeah! Show him Chik!
Mai: Now the two are just exchanging punches! Blow after blow after blow, as the two do nothing more then punch and kick each other! Will this brutality ever end!?
Millenia: Doesn’t look like it!
Mai: Well, DJ grab Chik, and throws her RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Listen to the cracking of bon and steel from that impact as the steel steps fly off the corner!
Millenia: I think DJ’s upset about that Chik-K-O...
Mai: I’ll sa – NO!
Millenia: YES!
Mai: NO! Chik managed to get a hold of the steel steps and just smacked it into DJ’s abdomen! And now..No, oh NO!!! Chik smashes it right on top of his head, laying him flat on the ground!
Millenia: And he’s been busted open too! He’s bleeding!!!
Mai: Hai! This is getting ugly, as Chik picks up DJ – and smashes his head into the ring post! Come on now!
Millenia: She was just getting him back into the ring!
Mai: Please! Anyway, DJ manages to stumble to his feet after that as Chik gets back in and grabs DJ’s jeans, trying o do a – no! DJ lands on his feet after Chik attempts the suplex, and DJ now has Chik locked into the Bearhug! DJ, of course, lets go since this isn’t the way to win a match, but then Chik retaliates with a few kicks and punches- but DJ grabs a hold of her leg in the midst of a shuffle kick and reverses it, smacking into her with three well placed headbutts!
Millenia: Arch!
Mai: DJ poses to the crowd as Chik struggles back to her feet – No! DJ grabs her and with a nice Arm Wrench setting her up for....What the!? I’m not sure what that was!
Millenia: I think he calls that the “Plot Twist” there Mai!
Mai: Well, either way, it knocks Chik dead to the ground, though she shows her courage by popping back up almost immediately!
Millenia: Bogotá admit, she’s taking a lot of punishment!
Mai: You bet! Now DJ runs at her – but no! Reversed into an Irish whip as...YES! Hurricanrana on DJ! Chik poses and runs to the ropes as DJ stands back up – Ah! Flying Clothesline! Actually, I think that’s the Hurricane Blow, to be more specific!
Millenia: Yes indeedy! Now Chik follows that up with a diving dropkick to DJ’s head, who rolls back up and...
Mai: ..RIGHT INTO A SHUFFLE SIDEKICK! Wow! Chik’s on a roll!
Millenia: You bet she is, as she goes for...
Mai: No! DJ catches her foot ass he tries another sidekick and elbows her in the face! Bulldog! Bulldog!!! Chik barely gets up after that one as DJ exits the ring and goes for the apron...oh no! A sledgehammer!
Millenia: Aw man, this match is going to get sweet now!
Mai: I don’t know, but DJ diving back into the ring and SMACKS CHIK RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER! Oh, and – NO! Chik grabs it out of his hands and strikes back! Again! AGAIN!!!
Millenia: Whoa. o_o
Mai: Ah! Now Chik totally chokes DJ out with the hammer’s handle, as DJ flops to the floor! The referee begins to count!
Millenia: She’s got it!
Mai: No, as DJ rolls back up on 5 this time, not the least bit happy! He runs towards Chik and dodges another hammer blow, and then clotheslines the hell out of here! Oh my! DJ truly must not be pleased! Chik gets picked up and thrown back onto the turnbuckle, as DJ runs forward and smashes into her with a devastating shoulder tackle!
Millenia: Chik’s down! I think he’ll – NO!
Mai: No way! DJ picks Chik back up...and Full nelson Slam! Full Nelson Slam again! Ref begins the count!
Millenia: Come on Chik, get up..yes!
Mai: Chik up again at4 a DJ continues to taunt...NO! DJ reverses a grapple and pulls out THE DJ-NERATOR!!! DJ-NERATOR! OH MAN! Ref counts.....Chik manages to pop up at 5! She’s mad now as well, as she runs and – Neckbreaker on DJ! Chik then grabs DJ and punches the heck out of him with a flurry of punches! DJ’s not even trading back any blows this time!
Millenia: Yeah, Chik’s in the zone!
Mai: Chik now gets up from the fallen DJ- Legdrop! An now she stomps away on DJ as he struggles to his feet and – Oh my! DJ catches a punch and reverses it into another Plot Twist!
Millenia: Ah, but Chik pop back up at 4! Wow, she really IS tough!
Mai: True, but...Oh man! Headlock takedown by DJ, who then grabs her and – DJ-NERATOR! HOLY CRAP, ANOTHER ONE!?!?!?
Millenia: Well, DJ DID set it so finishers charge up faster...
Mai: Well, true, but Chik is knocked out flat now, as DJ is clutching his head and stomach in pain. He might have won it...No! Chik pops back up at 7! Unbelievable! And look, Chik’s right by that steel chair again!
Millenia: Yeah, take’em out baby!
Mai: I think she’s listening because bam, a devastating shot on DJ’ already bleeding head, as Chik now smashes the chair, bending it into a mess of metal as DJ lies on the ground! The ref begins to – No! Chik picks DJ back up! And sets him up for...WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Millenia: That must be the Chik Kick! CHIK KICK!
Mai: Right onto DJ’s bloody and battered face! I think there’s a bunch of blood on Chik’s boot there now!
Millenia: No wonder! As DJ is laid out, Chik clutches her stomach and holds her head now, obviously feeling just as bad as DJ there....uh-oh, I think this is it!
Millenia: Yeah! Count along! 7! 8! 9! T...NO!
Mai: YES! DJ manages to stir and stand right before 10! INSANE!!! Both of these Admins have been brutalized, so it’s all a matter of just getting the right move in now!
Millenia: C’mon Chik, you’ve got one more Chik-K-O in y...NO!
Mai: Aha! Chik went for the Chik-K-O but DJ powers out of it! And now he hits THE DJ-NERATOR!!!!! I THINK THIS IS OVER!!!
Millenia: NOOO!!!!!!
Mai: Let’s see! DJ clutches himself as Mario counts....6....7....8...9...and 10! It’s over! A beaten, bloody, battered DJ triumphs over the resilient and tougher then she looks Chik! Wow!!!!
Millenia: I can’t believe it!
Mai: Well, you’d better Milly-chan! You’d better!

In the ring, DJ staggers about slightly as his hand is raised by the referee, and Selphie comes back in with the belt. Handing the golden object over o Mario, she speaks into her microphone.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2144&stc=1: Here is your winner, DaaaarkJunooooooo!!!!!!!
Audience: -cheers-

DJ, on his feet, lifts both arms up as Mario ties the belt around his waist, as he, shocked, can’t believe it! With a yell, he jumps, but then stops, and notices the slowly stirring Chik over in the corner. With a few grunts as blood continues to pour from his wound, he hobbles over, and helps his worthy opponent back up! With a hug, the two stand in the middle of the ring. While one may have won the belt, it was a hard fought match in the end, and the audience can easily appreciate both of them more then just the victor.

http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Awwwww. And with that, we have to wish all of you a good night!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2095: Yup, and we hope all of you ladies and gentlemen enjoyed tonight’s program, both the awards, and this subsequent fight to the finish by these two friends!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084&stc=1: Well, I, for one, am going to party after this!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098; heck yeah Mai! So from all of us here at the Summer Awards Show, we wish all of you a good night, a safe trip home, and most of all...
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2095http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: A sane and peaceful day!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2095: See ya!!!
http://forums.legendsalliance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2082&stc=1: Ja ne!!!

With that, the stirring Awards theme play as confetti and streamers come from the sky, closing and fading out as DJ celebrates in the ring with Chik, and all the award winners pouring into the ring. At that, fade out...