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[Chikara Nadir]

VideoGamer54012: Hey Chky

VideoGamer54012: Chiky*

Chik and Lemming: who be you? o.o

VideoGamer54012: I would be Loto

Chik and Lemming: who?

VideoGamer54012: U heard me

Chik and Lemming: yeah, now why are you on my list?

VideoGamer54012: I found your SN at a forum

Chik and Lemming: okay, sounds fine

VideoGamer54012: How old are you?
Where are you from
Fav RPG games or Series
Maleor Female?

Chik and Lemming: and why are you asking?

VideoGamer54012: Just curious

Chik and Lemming: I just don't know why people ask these sort of questions

VideoGamer54012: Deal with it

Chik and Lemming: heh, no thanks

VideoGamer54012: You sound like a redneck nigger to me

VideoGamer54012: Am I right?

Chik and Lemming: thanks, my dear racist hypocrite. I'm a white, female Anthropology major, but it's always good to hear that despite the years of education I have yet to go through, I'm reminded that I still have quite a bit more intelligence than some people.

*blocked*

[DarkJuno]

The insult he/she/it/bob used doesn't even make sense. o_O

[joeymartin64]

That same guy kept bugging me a while ago. "Loto" and "Erdrick" as he sometimes calls himself, are names of Dragon Warrior characters. Bah.

[Chikara Nadir]

The insult he/she/it/bob used doesn't even make sense. o_O

I know...after blocking him and seething for a while, I could almost have laughed at how...nonsensical his insult was (well, not really almost laughed- more 'funny' in a stupid way than a humorous one).

At least, if we get nothing else outta this...sure helps people to know who to keep an eye for. ^^;

Edit: Oh, anyway..the guy was banned in November. *shakes fist* Using the names of a game series I liked against me!

[Selena]

Oh, I dunno. You're kiiiinda redneck-ish.



*ducks*





...Well, okay. No more than I am.

[Nevermind]

But you could learn a great deal from Selena here =P

[Stew]

It's funny to play idiots like that on online games. Because they just can't handle the fact that they suck.

That's a good quote, I should write that down!

[Toan]

The Cheat probably has the best idea of a redneck here - I have a good one as well, living in Georgia.

Yeah, Chik+redneck=flying pigs.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Hold on, I'm still giggling.

[Goose]

Ahh, the sweet mystery of life. Its like when people say, "Your an Aussie, do you own a kangaroo? Aussies are wierd, G'day Mate, ect" When really, I am australian, and their are kangaroo's out in the paddkock, and I do talk like that, sometimes. We are alowed to talk like that, because Alf does.

[Chikara Nadir]

Chik you sound NOTHING like them

Chik+redneck=flying pigs

Nawww, I was just trying to make him feel stupid before I blocked 'em. XD

In my family, beer is its own food group. I actually have family that married their cousin, plenty of people play the banjo (oh, and the mountain dulcimer, an instrument from the Appalachians), we throw unopened cans or unused firecrackers into campfires (either one pops/explodes like you wouldn't believe), blow up melons, teaching your son to fire a shotgun is a rite of passage...

If you're going to perform (a song, dance, comical act, yada yada) at the family reunion, you haveta be drunk first.

My uncle gave his wife an anniversary gift of a pretty new ring..in the basket of a deep-fryer.

I believe there are about five John's, two Frank's, an innumerable amount of Bill's, etc. who must always show up to family gatherings. At these family gatherings, if you brought a dog, it hasta be fed off your plate.

Crawdad catching is practically the family sport, and if we're at the coast instead, we settle for small crabs.

So...I think I stand a decent chance.

[Selena]

*cackles* Challenge accepted.



1. We have many family members named Bill (my stepfather being one of them) or Bob, and one that's Billy Bob. (Not quite as good as Pattie Sue, I admit, but meh).


2. We throw entire PACKS of fireworks onto the campfire when least expected. Not just one or two. Pssh.


3. 4th of July ritual: At least one fully functional cannon must be present, and a sacrifice must be used. Last year it was a microwave blown up by an M-100. The year before was an empty keg. The year before that was a vaccum. It's more accepted if the sacrifice belongs to someone in the group and they don't know it's gonna get blown up.

4. Fireworks are NEVER to be lit off while you're sober.

5. Bug zapper + beer = wee.

6. Family owns a trailer in the middle of a desert.

7. Everyone sings country music (well, except me), which involves numerous banjos or guitars.

8. It is mandatory to blow up a propane tank with a revolver and near point blank range. Regardless of who gets hurt.

9. More injuries on the 4th of July than any other day of the year. Usually from bottle rocket wars (roman candles are worth extra points). Missing eyebrows are common.

10. Everyone (including my family) owns more than two guns and they've been waved around the home multiple times.





Bring it.

[DarkJuno]

....Primus, ya'll Northwesterners are maniacs. I'll stick to bein' Texan, thanks.

[Chikara Nadir]

Plenty of my family lives either in the desert in trailers, or out near the swamps in trailers.

Actually, as for the "Sue" part of my name, I'm one of at least five gals with that in their name.

I have two aunts named Jenny (or Ginny, something of the sort)...who are sisters. (One's called Jenny-Kay, the other's more often called Ginger).

Oh yeah, we also have a ton of Dave's, and more than a couple two-name dindividuals.

I know what it's like to have an M-80 land about a foot away from you. And BOY did that one uncle of mine get pissed when a firework nearly hit him- but only because he was so drunk that I was shocked he was still upright, and overprotective of the guitar he was holding.

Bug zapper? Try those square batteries to your tongue. Not really a family thing, more of a personal thing growing up. Howeeever...electric fences are fun to play with, as people on all sides of my family seem to recognize.

When I was around ten and sang at the reunion, I'd swear every single member of the family (the Williams family- a couple hundred showed) had to compliment me and say that I should go into singing country. I think they've put a couple CDs out of their own music, which isn't always....country, per say. More of...well, what IS it called when you start with a country base, seem to add in as many hoots and yowls as a folk singer from Woodstock, add a smidge of 'old man running around with a wig on describing his insanity' (now was that uncle John or uncle Walt?), er...giving up on that.

Bad teeth are expected. So are overalls (preferably clean if it's a real occasion). Everyone has close family who raises sheep, cattle, or emu.

Edit: Oh! And the crazy chickens! You HAVETA have an evil chicken (or occasionally sheep) who chases you seeking blood, no matter what farm you're on!

[Selena]

There's ALWAYS evil chickens.



-I'm SURROUNED by cows and livestock. Everywhere. It really stinks in this area. Help meeee.

-When a girl, my mother used a horse for transportation more than anything else.

-You think you're the only one to know the powah of the battery on tongue trick?

-Potato guns are a mandatory item on family gatherings.

-Evil goat > your evil sheep

-Remote control boats are used for fishing

-Remote control planes are used to scare neighbors.



....aaand, your turn.

[Chikara Nadir]

This was the life of my mother as a small child: Before she could really even walk straight, she had to be locked up in a small pen to keep from running away to who knows where while her parents worked on the farm. Then she discovered that she could escape by climbing under the trailer's foundations that made up one side of her prison. They tried to fix that, and she learned to undo the makeshift lock on the pen. Then they tried to tie her to a pole in the center of the pen, and she still figured out how to get out.

Then she would visit her father as he worked on the roof (she was..three, perhaps?). Or they wouldn't be able to find her, and she'd be off riding one of the ponies. Or she'd be by the riverbank buck naked with all her clothes swept off. She refused to touch dolls- it was trucks in the dirt for her. Ah..being young in the desert by the farms is great.

I love the smell of fresh alfalfa more than anything in the world...

Though you should go down south to the next country from me. It's called Tillmook, but we call it "Tillmoo" instead. Famous for its cheese factory (and a nearby beef-jerky establishment, ironically), but that sure ain't what you smell if you visit the area. They even have a genuine museum in town- the basement floor dedicated to miners and foresters, the second story filled with hundreds of stuffed birds and other wildlife in all the rooms...

Oh...and when I was young I loooved to watch my grandpa fire cannons and I wanted so badly to be part of those summer Civil War reenactments. ^^;

[Sir Deimos]

potato cannons are great! my friend and i are building a raft ((yes, cutting trees in the woods behind my house and making a raft)) and its gonna have a huge ass potato cannon!

and me and my friends would play 9 volt roulette... one was live the other two were dead, we'd mix em up, each take one, and lick... if it was live you won!

[Chikara Nadir]

Oooh, you better have a decent sized river to float that raft on, then!

Wow...only memory I have of such stuff was me watching mah cousins out with an intertube on a creek where the mud was a few inches deep in slimy green algae and cow crap...I made the mistake of tossing some at one of them, and they grabbed me and threw me in the deepest section of the creek and left me to get out on my own. XD I was fully clothed, soaking wet, and had to walk about a mile back to the farmhouse through a cow pasture with a few bulls, trying to avoid cowpies and hornets' nests and climb under the barbed wire fence...

Ah...I miss my childhood at times. XP

Oh, and Lena, beat this- one of our homes had an old chicken coop.

[Sir Deimos]

... its a creek, but it leads into the Delaware River xD

[Selena]

Awww, intertubing down the rivers.... when the cases of beer get their own intertube. Lasted for hours, of course, so everyone was plenty plastered by the time we reached the landing zone. Yes, that always is fun. And like you said, especially fun when you have to climb over barbed wire. Poor klutzy Lena nearly died.


....Well, not really, but you know. XD









.....You wanna call it a draw?

[Toan]

I live in Georgia... I speak rather refined language... I hold myself with dignity, never touched a can of beer.... My relatives have respectful names...

Yeah...

I don't belong here. XD

[DarkJuno]

To hell with rafts and canoes - all you need is a crappy intertube and the Guadalupe River.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I live in Georgia... I speak rather refined language... I hold myself with dignity, never touched a can of beer.... My relatives have respectful names...

Yeah...

I don't belong here. XD

Amen! Amen!

Although my immideate family lives here dow' i' the south, most of my family lives in rural North Carolina, where hicks are made everyday. Beer everywhere, throwing whole boxes of fireworks into fires, carving treehouses out of random trees in the local forest larger than Manhattan... the ususal stuff. It makes me appreaticate the suburbs a lot more.

[Sir Deimos]

To hell with rafts and canoes - all you need is a crappy intertube and the Guadalupe River.

but you cant mount a potato cannon on an innertube

[Sir Deimos]

the relation to Lewis is cool... but... i'm not related to anyone that was a pioneer (at least that i know of o.o) and i get the urge to go adventuring through wooded areas with weapons

[Quistis]

....Primus, ya'll Northwesterners are maniacs. I'll stick to bein' Texan, thanks.

Hey, I resent that. I'm from the Northwest too!