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[Khallos]

Ok this on his behalf of Catterick, as every time he trys to post, he logs off for some strange reason and becomes a guest. This has also happened several times to me as well, (not as much though). We hope one of the Admins , or Khuffie, could fix this for us, and find out whats the problem. Thanx.

(Disclimer: If you did not understad what I said due to my poor gramar or lack of sleep please AIM Catt: modwolf89 so you don't have to look)

Another important thing from him:

modwolf89: aNOTHER THING, HarryHatMan's sig wont finish loading for me

[Kwicky Koala]

Hey! It just worked for me! I just hope it lasts...

[Kwicky Koala]

Very lousy connection.

[JRPomazon]

Well, it seems everything is back to normal here.

[SteveT]

For now.

[Chikara Nadir]

Good good then.

[deep]

what a friggin anti-climax. i wanted to see some ACTION from these admins.

[Dan Smith]

We have to milk every drop from the teet of these Admins if we want something done.

[deep]

Interesting analogy...and after picturing that...I'm going to go throw up.

[GraniteJJ]

Originally posted by devilpaladin@Sep 14 2004, 07:03 PM
what a friggin anti-climax. i wanted to see some ACTION from these admins.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Action from the admins eh?


*dramatic music plays*

From the director who brought you The Fugitive...

And the producer who brought you Pirates of the Carribean...

Comes a movie about online forum administration...

Chikara Nadir

Dark Juno

Veteran

lord-of-shadow

davogones

and Khuffie

in...


THE ADMINS!!

Movie Clip:

Chikara_Nadir: What is it?

DarkJuno: It looks like a scripting error.

Veteran: Stand back chaps. If you fall in, who knows what might happen?

Second Movie Clip:

lord-of-shadow: Holy shit, they're everywhere.

Veteran: What ARE they?

Khuffie: They're hackers...they lay eggs in your mouth and mature in your stomach, before bursting out of your chest. Stay away from them...their blood is acidic.

davogones: Game over man. Game over!

*hacker approaches Chikara*

Chikara_Nadir: Oh shit! *cringes*

DarkJuno: *walks out in mech suit* Get away from her you bitch!

Final Movie Clip:

Veteran: One of us will have to stay behind to detonate the nuclear device.

lord-of-shadow: Lets draw lots then.

DarkJuno: Los, I ain't gonna draw against ya.

Khuffie: We can't leave yet. We've got a busted ship.

davogones: *straped to a chair with duct tape* A BUSTED SHIP? And I'm strapped in this chair? I had a good spot picked out there!

Alistia: Now I am real Russian hero!!



Well...that may have been a bit much...but its some admin action for you.

[Shadow Storm]

Could have been his cookies... meh.

[deep]

*pauses for a second*


...


*continues throwing up*

[Chikara Nadir]

For one..I'm a wimp in that movie?

For another..I'm not in the final scene? I die? o_o

[DarkJuno]

Does that mean I apparently failed to save her?

[deep]

Ah. The lactating admins have showed up!

[Khuffie]

If anything like that ever happens again...DELETE YOUR COOKIES.

[Shadow Storm]

Look at those juicy mammary glands!

[chef]

If only there was an actual movie...

*starts thinking*

[deep]

juicy...or milky?

[GraniteJJ]

Originally posted by Chikara_Nadir@Sep 14 2004, 07:58 PM
For one..I'm a wimp in that movie?

For another..I'm not in the final scene? I die? o_o

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Don't be a fool. You were that Air Force chik (did I intend to lose the 'c'?...well, obviously...) who was piloting the rocket.

DJ, you saved her. You threw the hacker queen into the airlock and ejected her into space.

You should see the cast I have lined up...

DarkJuno - Tom Cruise
Chikara_Nadir - Natasha Henstridge
Veteran - Hugh Grant
lord-of-shadow - Jared from Subway (they paid us seventeen billion to use him and have on ad in the movie)
davogones - Bill Paxton
Khuffie...well, Khuffie wouldn't let us cast anyone but him...and he insisted he have sex scenes with Natalie Portman...

Alistia - Bill Cosby

I'm working on a sequel right now.

[DarkJuno]

Wow. Well, Tom Cruise does wear shades, so all right. o_o

What's the Sequel called? "The Admins: Rise of the Death Hackers?"

[Chikara Nadir]

Originally posted by GraniteJJ@Sep 14 2004, 07:35 PM
Chikara_Nadir - Natasha Henstridge

...I'm a girl who poses in the nude a lot?

....okay!

[Alistia]

I'm honored you included me. I'm a little insulted that a female isn't playing Alistia. *sigh*


I guess if a girl can play Peter Pan, a guy can play Alistia. Makes me sad, though

[GraniteJJ]

Originally posted by DarkJuno@Sep 14 2004, 11:42 PM
Wow. Well, Tom Cruise does wear shades, so all right. o_o

What's the Sequel called? "The Admins: Rise of the Death Hackers?"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The sequel is not written yet. The only reason we've started shooting is because male members of the crew wish to see a girl on girl seen between Chikara's character and Natalie Portman. I have no objections...

That's right Alistia. Tell me, do you believe in fairies??

[DarkJuno]

Well now, talk about taking your artistic liberties. o_o

[Chikara Nadir]

But you're beautiful, Alistia!





And I dunno. We ARE talking about Natalie Portman.

[Alistia]

But I don't waaaaaaant Bill Cosby to play as me. *whines and pouts*


Pleeeeaaase?

[Masamune]

The sequel needs a big musical number.

[DarkJuno]

I assume that, out of the blue, the Six of us start singing a parodied version of "Be Our Guest" whilst snapping Hackers' necks in half?