There's been a lot of controversy this year, so I thought I'd lighten things up a bit. Do you think Santa's going around the world on Friday, or are you too "mature" to be associated with him?
Sorry Arun, but you didn't fit into any category.
Do you believe in Santa?
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Posted 22 December 2004 - 10:57 PM
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Posted 22 December 2004 - 11:35 PM
Well Tanaka, I'm glad you were at least thinking of me. 
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Posted 22 December 2004 - 11:38 PM
What kind of question is this?
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE ONES WHO REALLY EXIST ARE THE THREE WISE MEN!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE ONES WHO REALLY EXIST ARE THE THREE WISE MEN!
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 01:57 AM
Of course Santa is real that is why I am naughty every year, so I can save the poor old man the trip.
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 02:20 AM
I am Santa.
Arunma is getting squat for Christmas, except maybe five across the face and a reindeer antler up his...er...right. Mrs. Claus always reminds me that I have to stay PG in public.
Arunma is getting squat for Christmas, except maybe five across the face and a reindeer antler up his...er...right. Mrs. Claus always reminds me that I have to stay PG in public.
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 09:41 AM
lmao, Granite XDXDXD
I picked the mall one In a sarcastic tone.
I picked the mall one
In a sarcastic tone.
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 11:40 AM
THE SANTA CLAUS YOU SEE TODAY IS AN IMPOSTER! FREE JOLLY JENKINS!
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 11:45 AM
Woah, there are two Arunmas!
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 11:46 AM
Arunma is getting squat for Christmas, except maybe five across the face and a reindeer antler up his...er...right. Mrs. Claus always reminds me that I have to stay PG in public.
Eh...just let me light an Advent candle. That'll keep me happy!
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 12:43 PM
...so, I take it "I'm Arunma" is the "None of the Above" Category? 
Oh. Yeah. I saw my parents eating the cookies that I left for Santa and the carrot I left for the reindeer. For some reason I still got the present under the tree that says "To: Clara; From: Santa" ...
Oh. Yeah. I saw my parents eating the cookies that I left for Santa and the carrot I left for the reindeer. For some reason I still got the present under the tree that says "To: Clara; From: Santa" ...
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 02:00 PM
No, "I'm Arunma" is the "Santa detracts from Jesus" choice.
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 02:09 PM
*glares at Granite* If you're Santa, why did I never get that Street Fighter game I asked you for so long ago? WHY? o.o
*cough* And seriously, no, I haven't believed in Santa since I was six.
*cough* And seriously, no, I haven't believed in Santa since I was six.
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 02:15 PM
Because Santa only brings toys to GOOD children.*glares at Granite* If you're Santa, why did I never get that Street Fighter game I asked you for so long ago? WHY? o.o
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 04:46 PM
*glares at Granite* If you're Santa, why did I never get that Street Fighter game I asked you for so long ago? WHY? o.o
*cough* And seriously, no, I haven't believed in Santa since I was six.
In addition to Alak's comment, there is the overburdening fact of your refusal to marry me on the 1016 occasions on which I asked.
Why should I give you a gift, when you refused to be my new Mrs. Claus? (the current one is getting a little soggy around the midriff...if you catch my drift).
*is slapped*
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 04:51 PM
Santa is real you guys, I know him personally. But he was dressed in all black with a face mask. And the weird part is he came threw the window and was actually very agile for a fat guy. He took mah stuff and said I'll return in it..................................2 YEARS LATER!!! I'm still waiting for it.
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Posted 23 December 2004 - 05:45 PM
Santa is real, I know him personally too. He told me all his secrets which makes me special. Yep, special.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 12:56 PM
Hey Arun- you've got three clones running around here.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 01:38 PM
5 now
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 02:05 PM
No, four. One of them's the real deal.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 02:13 PM
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 02:45 PM
I saw my parents eating the cookies one time, it killed me.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 03:47 PM
Well... If Granite's Santa, then yes I do know him personally... Hey wait, why didn't he tell me of this before? And why aren't you living in the north pole? Ahh but of coarse anyone who would want to find Santa would search there, but little do the know they'll never find him!
It was almost perfect...
It was almost perfect...
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 05:18 PM
The only thing that surprises me more than 5 arunmas is that there are only 5 arunmas. Am I the only one who never believed in Santa to begin with?
All of you guys have Christian parents, right? I had no idea that Christians teach their kids about Santa in such large numbers! Well, whatever.
All of you guys have Christian parents, right? I had no idea that Christians teach their kids about Santa in such large numbers! Well, whatever.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 05:48 PM
If not, Coca-Cola teachs you about him in the advertising that shows him drinking a Coke with a polar bear <_<.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 10:14 PM
The only thing that surprises me more than 5 arunmas is that there are only 5 arunmas. Am I the only one who never believed in Santa to begin with?
All of you guys have Christian parents, right? I had no idea that Christians teach their kids about Santa in such large numbers! Well, whatever.
You're kidding, right? Who would teach their kids about Santa other than a Christian parent? And since it's obvious that Santa is often more the focus of Christmas than Jesus (unfortunately), of course there are such large numbers.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 10:24 PM
You're kidding, right? Who would teach their kids about Santa other than a Christian parent? And since it's obvious that Santa is often more the focus of Christmas than Jesus (unfortunately), of course there are such large numbers.
I dunno dude, I wasn't raised Christian.
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 10:29 PM
Arunma wasn't raised at all. He was hatched out of an egg on the top of a mountain. He was born at the age of fifteen, and kept himself alive by reading the Bible and burning other books, while eating little mountain gnomes if they ever wandered too close to his cave.
Shortly after, he moved under a bridge. After a short stint with three billy goats, he moved to the city and went to university. Turns out the third Billy Goat had a full scholarship set up. Pretty interesting life story, don't you think?
Shortly after, he moved under a bridge. After a short stint with three billy goats, he moved to the city and went to university. Turns out the third Billy Goat had a full scholarship set up. Pretty interesting life story, don't you think?
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Posted 24 December 2004 - 10:41 PM
Arunma wasn't raised at all. He was hatched out of an egg on the top of a mountain. He was born at the age of fifteen, and kept himself alive by reading the Bible and burning other books, while eating little mountain gnomes if they ever wandered too close to his cave.
Shortly after, he moved under a bridge. After a short stint with three billy goats, he moved to the city and went to university. Turns out the third Billy Goat had a full scholarship set up. Pretty interesting life story, don't you think?
This is the sound of me not disagreeing with you. :s:
