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[JRPomazon]

Yeah, so I guess SteveT isn't the only author on LA anymore. Sorry bud, let's start an exclusive author's club.

 

But yeah, I recently finished writing a collection of poetry (NEEERRRRRDDDDD) and finally published it. It's got a cover and an ISBN and pages and everything! And for some reason I'm actually kind of proud of it. I decided to post about it everywhere else BUT facebook because I'm working my way towards that one when the next batch of proofs come in and I can be like "yes, yes, this is good. This is acceptable. LET THE MASSES HAVE THEM." I would have posted the whole thing much sooner but the spine wasn't quite right and I had to fix it. Talk about a pain in the ass.

 

But I also wanted to post this first here because this has been my internet home since high school, which feels like a thousand years ago and I wanted to share it with you guys because I've known some of you for years. And there are some of you which I wish I had better contact with, swept away by life and the years but that's neither here nor there. I'm not going to publish the link and potentially make people feel bad and buy it out of some weird sense of sentimental obligation but if you want to purchase a copy, PM me or message me on facebook and I'll show you where to find it. I'll eventually post the link online, currently waiting on a few factors before doing so. Weird, right?

 

But you may remember some of my ranty posts, the ones that just kept going on and on back in the day. Like the one on the Internet and the party rant from my short visit in the Calatia dorm? Those are both in there.

 

Edited by JRPomazon, 05 July 2016 - 09:21 PM.

[Egann]

Congratulations! May your sales find better success than poetry normally gets.

[SteveT]

This is my turf, JRPomegranate. Back off!

Edited by SteveT, 06 July 2016 - 07:59 AM.

[JRPomazon]

This is my turf, JRPomegranate. Back off!

 

NOPE WE'RE NEIGHBORS NOW.

[Elvenlord]

There can only be one. You must rap battle. TO THE DEATH.

 

Seriously though, awesome dude. Congrats. 

[SteveT]

There can only be one. You must rap battle. TO THE DEATH.

 

Well...ok.

 

You wrote a book of poems?  I've got a verse for you.

SteveT in the ring to drop the lyrical shoe.

Check the tournament rankings.  You're a wet #2.

Don't even bother to defend your LA book coup. 

[Selena]

Oh dear lord.

 

 

 

 

Congrats on the booking, JRP. 

[JRPomazon]

 

There can only be one. You must rap battle. TO THE DEATH.

 

Well...ok.

 

You wrote a book of poems?  I've got a verse for you.

SteveT in the ring to drop the lyrical shoe.

Check the tournament rankings.  You're a wet #2.

Don't even bother to defend your LA book coup. 

 

 

Alright alright

 

I hear you saying

those words so degrading

But here I am, I'm slaying

Your negative berating

 

With my own little verse

My rhyme is like a curse

You keep tellin' me I'm worse?

You'll end up in a herse

 

But that's me sounding defiant

Brutal, mean and violent

If I sound like a tyrant

Then maybe I'm better silent

 

But no one's gonna blame

If I'm a little less than tame

My rhyming is insane

It's only here to entertain

[SteveT]

You dropped a lot of bars, but never made your play.

You admit it yourself: you've got nothing to say.
I can out-rhyme you any time of the day,
But here's three letters you write better: AFK.

 

And Selena,  you robot, you pose-bot, you know not

The reason the need for this battle is so hot

So stay out, or bust out and give us your best shot
Or upgrade your program.  Give it some thought.

[SteveT]

But seriously, are you planning an ebook version?  That's how I do most of my reading.

[JRPomazon]

But seriously, are you planning an ebook version?  That's how I do most of my reading.

 

I'm sticking with print, call me old fashioned. Also:

 

Oh wow,

I see you got some rebuttals now

Standing real high and mighty,

You must really feel proud

 

But I'm not stopping

with all these rhymes I'm dropping

Back off, it's like popcorn

I just can't stop popping

[Sir Turtlelot]

I came to congratulate JR on his book, but now I'm staying for the rap battle.

 

 

 

Seriously though, congrats on the book though JR.

[Egann]

Is anyone else picturing this Epic Rap Battle as Klondaeg vs Solomon?

[JRPomazon]

Is anyone else picturing this Epic Rap Battle as Klondaeg vs Solomon?

 

If it were Solomon, I would have been a lot more violent in my writing

[Jasi]

You dropped a lot of bars, but never made your play.

You admit it yourself: you've got nothing to say.
I can out-rhyme you any time of the day,
But here's three letters you write better: AFK.

 

And Selena,  you robot, you pose-bot, you know not

The reason the need for this battle is so hot

So stay out, or bust out and give us your best shot
Or upgrade your program.  Give it some thought.

 

ooooooohhhhh hot like FIRE

[SteveT]

Did you think this was over?

That I wrote my last diss?

I put a baby to bed every night

So I'm prepared for this.

 

My son spits better than you, man,

Your raps are a shame.

We've got an audience now.

You better step up your game.

[wisp]

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(too lazy to look it up XD)

[JRPomazon]

Are you done?

Have you had your fun?

Are walking tall now

That you think you've won?

 

Oh Please

You get on both knees

To properly apologize

for disrespecting me

 

You got something to say?

All I've heard you do is whine

Complaining that I'm intimating

For dropping a couple of lines

 

You want to keep on fighting?

Talking how I'm not

The hottest fucking writer

On the entire block

 

Cause I'm not like you?

That's just like you

Talking big and acting nasty

But that'll change once I'm through

[FalconZero]

Congrats, JRP! This is quite an impression!

 

I was never much into rap but this is entertaining! XD

[J14N56-24]

Hot damn... only on these here boards.. 

 

Congratulations to you Mr. Pomazon!