Looks wonderful, reads well. My only thought is that I've had it drilled into my head to bulletpoint your job descriptions. I used to have paragraphs and everyone told me not to. Bulletpoints scan more easily. And I love the pop of color; haters gonna hate.
Yeah, I've heard it too, and my plaintext resume does the bulletpoint thing, but if I were to use them here I'd have to cut out even more of the stuff-that-I've-done. And the justified boxes of text look way too pretty to sacrifice to the bulletpoint god.
Teal kind of implies passiveness.
Fascinating. I've never really looked into color psychology. I always just take it for granted that people use colors because they enjoy those colors.