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[DarkJuno]

BREAKING NEWS: DJ Found!

Non-Cheesy Sounding, 50's Sounding Announcer: We interrupt your reading with a DarkJuno: (Non)Roving Reporter Breaking News Report...

-Mai standing on a curently deserted beach at Great Bay, an ambulance wagon behind her. Flocks of medics, Terminian Guards and others are gathered around the edge of the water, as the distant sounds of canons and other weapons of war are heard-

Mai: We interupt your current LA story with this breaking event. DarkJuno, well known reporter, former bar owner and host of this very show has just been found here, washed up on the beach of Great Bay, which as you know is in the middle of a warzone. If we can get closer -begins to walk- you can see the Army Medics checking on him and preparing him for movement, as he will be brought over to the overstuffed Termina General Hospital....hold on, here they come!

-medics and all that are pushing a stretcher bed with a beaten, bedraggled, and downright pathetic looking DJ, knocked out and with an oxygen mask on. Shoving everyone out of the way, he is lifted up onto the back of the medical ambulance as it quickly takes off, galloping down the beach back to the Field-

Mai: While we have no word on his condition, he obviously does not look good, though we will bring you the latest later this week on DJ:(N)RR. For the staff, I'm Mai Shiranui, and we now bring you back to your regularly scheduled LA Article....

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Non-Cheesy, 50's style Announcer: This has been a DJ: (N)RR Breaking News Report, we now return you to your regularly scheduled article, already in progress.