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#1 Nevermind

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 05:21 AM

Sometimes, when you're about to log off, and you get propositioned, you just can't help yourself.



Jenny+Girlie says
heya mister ;P

Mitch - says
Do I get a special invite to a private show?

Jenny+Girlie says
love to show off

Mitch - says
Yeah, well no one cares, you attention whore

Jenny+Girlie says
I'll be your whore

Mitch - says
Have you ever heard of cleverbot?

Jenny+Girlie says
what's a bot??

Mitch - says
Irregardless.

Jenny+Girlie says
Hi there, hope ya dont mind chatting with a SPITEFUL horny girl... so how are you??

Mitch - says
Right now, I believe you are a robot

Jenny+Girlie says
uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz

Mitch - says
and your job is to convince me that you are human

Jenny+Girlie says
Yea i know it's random, but my asshole ex cheated on ME so i'm on a manhunt hehe... i found ur username on a msn male directory, I'm Jenny, you are?

Mitch - says
I'm Jonny
first name Jonny
second name Jonny
Jonny Jonny

Jenny+Girlie says
i c.. where do you live? i am bored and just messing around on reddit...and being bored n horny usually gets me in trouble =D especially since im single and sexually deprived

Mitch - says
if we get married
you could be Jenny Jonny

Jenny+Girlie says
R you signed up to any online dating sites? You seem fun... i just took some dirty pics and put them on my Dirty Reddit page.. want to see??? hehe

Mitch - says
and I would call you that every day and laugh
lol lol lol
like that

Jenny+Girlie says
Ok, go here, lemme know what you think *LINK*.. u might have to make an account if u don't have 1 already. It takes seriously 1 min and it's 100% free!!

Mitch - says
I prefer Twitter porn
Do you have a dirty twitter page?

Jenny+Girlie says
give me your username when you signup so i can send u a friend invitation, and if u like my pics maybe we can get to know each other better ... kay?

Mitch - says
What if I don't like your pics?
Can we still get to know each other better?

Jenny+Girlie says
*LINK*

Mitch - says
I mean, you haven't asked me anything except for my name
and you've practically ignored everything I've said

Jenny+Girlie says
Jenny

Mitch - says
no YOU are Jenny

Jenny+Girlie says
why would you ignore me?

Mitch - says
what's my name?
What?
I don't...

Jenny+Girlie says
im uploading sum more sexy pictures I just took, would like to get your opinion..k?

Mitch - says
ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING LISTENING TO ME? :rage:

Jenny+Girlie says
did u make ur account??

Mitch - says
What account?
Hi what's your name
Hey check out pictures of me

Jenny+Girlie says
cc is just to verify age..you'll get in for free through my page!

Mitch - says
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT :rage:
NOT FUN IS IT :rage:
We only just started dating and already you're asking for my credit card
Am I just some kind of trophy msn dating directory client to you
Hello?
Are you still there?
....Jenny?
Jenny Jonny?
Jenny Jonny my horny Reddit honey?
........
.....okay fine I'll look at your stupid fucking pictures <_<
love you <3


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Edited by Lazurukeel, 15 August 2012 - 05:24 AM.


#2 deep

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 07:51 AM

what an awesome bot.

"Just surfing around Reddit lol"

95% dudes captured right there.

#3 Veteran

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 08:01 AM

Not just a horny girl, but a spiteful horny girl. That's the best kind.

#4 Hypnotic13

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 09:20 AM

Well... That is by far one of the greatest conversations I've read in a long while.

I literally burst out laughing at work... Everyone looked at me, but it was sooo worth it.

#5 Egann

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 02:17 PM

You sure saved the best joke for last, though.

#6 J-Roc

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:06 AM

These bots are still more honest then most females :rolleyes:

#7 Hypnotic13

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:37 AM

I resent your comment Sharpy... <_<

#8 Delphi

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:12 PM

Hey Mitch

I just messeged you

And this is crazy...

But here's my reddit

So chat me maybe?


In other news. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Problem solved. Password changed to something incomprehensible and account reverified. I'm going to go back to lurking now. Thanks for the info.

#9 Kisseena

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 03:19 PM

Delphi, I gave you an internet.
This conversation was hilarious.

#10 Nevermind

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:11 AM

DELPHI WAS PHONE. O____O

#11 Dizzy

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 08:15 AM

Hahaha! Wish that convo didn't go belly up so fast! XD

#12 Steel Samurai

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:08 AM

She did seem to want awfully bad to be on her back ;)

#13 Selena

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:07 PM

I feel hurt and betrayed. :rage:

#14 Nevermind

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 02:23 AM

I guess your love for Delphi will just forever go unrequited.

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 04:13 PM

What about her love for Rova? :o

#16 Egann

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 06:26 PM

Look on the bright side: at least it was another robot.

#17 Nevermind

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 12:18 AM

What about her love for Rova? :o


What love?











I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

#18 Twinrova

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:33 AM

.____.

#19 J-Roc

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:52 AM

.____.


ALLLLLLLLLLLLL BYYYYYYYYYYYY MYSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.........................

#20 Selena

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:22 AM

That is not true, I love all members of my digital harem.

#21 Sir Deimos

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 12:13 PM

I want a harem. ._.

#22 JRPomazon

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:26 AM

I want a harem. ._.


It could only be one of two things: amazing or overrated.

#23 Nevermind

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 03:31 AM

Amazingly overrated.


Much effort. No priiiiiiiiiize.

#24 Selena

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 03:34 AM

And they all get angry at you at the same time.

#25 Nevermind

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 04:56 AM

But never sex you at the same time. Highly unbalanced.

#26 Sir Deimos

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 08:15 AM

They don't have to sex me at the same time. ;d

#27 Nevermind

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 08:13 PM

They don't have to sex me at the same time. ;d


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#28 J-Roc

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 10:06 PM

Nice meme, Laz XD




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