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#1 Delphi

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 12:40 AM

My husband and I are made for each other.



SpiritAdept: Hey Rachel? What's long, hard, and goes inside women?

Delphi: What? :rolleyes:

SpiritAdept: A katana! According to Sephiroth. ;d

#2 J-Roc

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 08:30 AM

Cute :)

#3 Egann

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:27 AM

Remind me to fire Barry White and put One Winged Angel on next time I put the moves on a girl.

#4 Twinrova

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:59 AM

I sure hope your husband doesn't share Sephiroth's ideas. Ouch. :P

#5 deep

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 03:54 PM

Yeah I'd hate to get a 7 foot penis through my sternum.

...I think I'm mixing the analogies up.

#6 J-Roc

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:16 PM

Yeah I'd hate to get a 7 foot penis through my sternum.


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