The LA TIMES 08-2012 5 Cents
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The Forum Asplode
In a monumental display of suckage, LA went out of comission for a period of time only equaled every second you waste your time continuing to read this. Local resident spambot Leo of the Young People was found sucking his thumb in front of a 404 Error for days on end.
"This is the worst thing thats ever fucking happened," said someone who had never seen something bad happen before.
And in the zero hour Khuffie did reign from the sky, bestowing up on us the carnel wisdom that the forums would soon return. Then Princess Fluffyvagina became Turtlebro again, and sexy times were had by all again.
Except Olympic Godzilla, that bitch is just scary.
CAN YOU WRITE, CAUSE I SURE AS FUCK CAN'T -ED
THE LA TIMES IS NOW HIRING WRITERS AND SEMI-LITERATE R-TARDS.
Kissy's Contest Rigged?
Sources from the Crayola box confirm: That contest was bullshit
BUNCH OF BULLSHIT HAPPENING RIGHT HERE PROBABLY
"I didn't win, and I said I win everything forever. So this all seems like bullshit" - The Dude
In what he called the "best day of [his] life" young Finn of the Pony People scooped up a rare Kissy colouring page, in what has becomeBut now sources are coming forward who denounce the contest as nothing more then a sham to move money into terrorist cells in the Middle East. A source, who didn't want to be identified lest his credibility come into question, filed a 93-page report detailing Kissena's activities over the past year and a half. For a woman who flosses that much, you wouldn't think she would have the time to run a contest.
And she doesn't.
Because she didn't.
The numbers were made up by a mad robot who worships my ballsack.
